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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxWTDcP9Y5E

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Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



loving crisis actor electric slides into the bedroom and says "stop, hammer time"

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
The spendocrats in Congress want to ban hammers and this is their first move

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Ban hammers

Banhammer?

Mods knew!

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Crazypoops posted:

Me and Paul both got hammered on the same night, coincidence 🤔

Crazypoops posted:

It's the owners fault it was violent!

Crazypoops posted:

loving crisis actor electric slides into the bedroom and says "stop, hammer time"

Crazypoops posted:

Ban hammers

Banhammer?

Mods knew!

riff it out

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

sleep with the vicious posted:

The spendocrats in Congress want to ban hammers and this is their first move

hammers which present a threatening appearance, such as having a bayonet lug or a collapsible stock, will be banned

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
this thread is ELON APPROVED

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
no it isnt

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

yeah elon deleted his tweet

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



500 good dogs posted:

yeah elon deleted his tweet

Coward

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/1586843250635075590

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/SebGorka/status/1586852777426178048

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/realDerekUtley/status/1586561337362157569

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

I feel like an 80 something billionaire who was into drugs would not be doing the drug deals themselves and also their guy would not be some sort of qanon nudist

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
you hear about hammers all the time but you know waht i've never seen one

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Best Friends posted:

I feel like an 80 something billionaire who was into drugs would not be doing the drug deals themselves and also their guy would not be some sort of qanon nudist

if this is all literally as reported and in 2022 much-hated-speaker-of-the-house Pelosi's husband doesn't have constant police surveillance, loving lol, that's funnier than any of the tinfoil could ever be. this is all so stupid

the white hand
Nov 12, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the fact that SFPD actually showed up instantly like a parody from the 1990s means they have pretty close to it

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/JerseyJ1776/status/1586802637046849536

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Cabbages and Kings posted:

if this is all literally as reported and in 2022 much-hated-speaker-of-the-house Pelosi's husband doesn't have constant police surveillance, loving lol, that's funnier than any of the tinfoil could ever be. this is all so stupid

dude somehow got a dui so i doubt anything claiming he has that hands on of security

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

getting hammered by a friend ftw

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1586823824095342592

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/RogueLou18/status/1586866522882215936

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1586722711476219909

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

Dinesh,

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Personally, I prefer to believe a weirdo dressed only in their underwear can break into the home of the speaker of the house unassisted and go hog wild with a hammer. Its a much more wild world if people think its not especially difficult to just go out and be the change they want to see.

Its actually going to be kind of disappointing if it turns out to be something mundane like a drug deal or a hook up gone wrong

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005


This sounds like the guy said his name is David and he also said he is a friend (of Nancy's) not that he is Paul's friend

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Best Friends posted:

qanon nudist

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games

Nix Panicus posted:

Personally, I prefer to believe a weirdo dressed only in their underwear can break into the home of the speaker of the house unassisted and go hog wild with a hammer. Its a much more wild world if people think its not especially difficult to just go out and be the change they want to see.

Its actually going to be kind of disappointing if it turns out to be something mundane like a drug deal or a hook up gone wrong

I mean, a crazy dude ran around inside the White House during the Obama years. Mitch McConelly had to be fireman carried from an angry mob that broke into the Capitol. It's not super hard to believe it's that easy.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Best Friends posted:

qanon nudist


q anon n udist

qudist

quds force??

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

porfiria posted:

I mean, a crazy dude ran around inside the White House during the Obama years. Mitch McConelly had to be fireman carried from an angry mob that broke into the Capitol. It's not super hard to believe it's that easy.

It is that easy, but there is no actual power to be seized in either the halls of congress or in paul pelosi's living room

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

never heard of an 80 something year old man survive a hammer attack.

iCe-CuBe.
Jun 9, 2011
Power resides where men believe it resides. lt's a trick, a shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow. And I believe power resides inside of the balls.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003



... ladies? helo

Mr. Barnesworth
Jun 28, 2008

I said GOOD DAY, sir!
Wonder if it was a dead blow hammer.

Get it?

All joking aside Nancy called in a hit on her hubby because he crashed her favorite Porsche.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
something is amiss

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

the white hand posted:

the fact that SFPD actually showed up instantly like a parody from the 1990s means they have pretty close to it
what could possibly be a higher priority for them? i bet every cop with a radio was burning rubber to get there. just absolute Wacky Racers poo poo.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

I personally think Nancy only wanted a breast reduction to help with back issues, but unfortunately there was an assassination group that cheerily refers to its hits as "boob reduction procedures" that she mistakenly ordered.

Just an unfortunate incident all around

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

first they took away pauls precious drunk driving

now they are taking away his self-flagellation and manly drug sex

this is the future liberals want

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Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/cobrakel/status/1586420364564828160?s=61&t=o4_bKNoe6J271F7_FpHcNg

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