Posting Very Crusty Youtube Videos (12+ years)

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EVIL Gibson: Mar 23, 2001; Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!; Switchblade Switcharoo

Youtube was started in 2005.

Almost two decades. What we have now are people that were born without seeing the ancient stuff/meme's that died/or the videos that a person posted only 5 or so videos and never came back.

What I am looking to do is spread ancient videos and make the users wonder why the hell they are suddenly getting traffic as they enter the YouTube algorithm.

Rules for the thread.

Every video needs to be 12+ years old since it was posted. So the post date needs to be 2010 or older. This would be perfect since this was the year YouTube increased the max video timer from 15 minutes to 12 hours late September and not to everyone..
No re-uploads.
Yes, not even if it's funny.
Not even if it's no longer public. Let the video RIP.
Unlisted videos are allowed/encouraged!
The video does not have to have a million views. Actually the reverse, the videos that have less than a million views can even be more awesome
Post the YEAR: plus youtube link.
Write a short description after the link if you want to put a summary

Tips for finding *the good poo poo*

Go to the users of the videos that are posted and look at their favorites/public lists (tip: you can sort the videos by when they were posted)!
Watch the most popular videos of the users and wait until Youtube algo serves up the crust.

Now for some videos

2007: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDtd2jNIwAU - el gran musafar!
2007: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMU-wXsgyR8 - Sesame Street - How Crayons are Made
2008: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpGFy3wD4mQ - Gman is creepy. This is two years after Garry's Mod came out
2008: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ppEnCnR5nU - Phun: Baby's Got Problems. A goon made this using a program I forget. People were using it create torture devices. This goon made music videos
2008: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuUGo_SL7aQ - Phun: Mo' Baby, Mo' Problems - Same as above but QUEEN
2008: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdmn78LF2xg - God hand - HLDN AMV - My favorite game and KORN. What is not to love?
2008: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjfZABX8Kw - Crazy High School Baseball Players - Not what you think. There was a Japan baseball game called 98Koshien that had a very, VERY unique character animation editor.
2008: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJtE8afwJEg - improved seam carving for video retargeting. Photoshop implemented this the next year but now? Yah, making AI art of Monty Python cast farting and making GBS threads from just describing it.
2008: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i_HN_Twdds - Pleo At Sea World 2008 - Pleo was a weird dinosaur thing that could react to specific sounds and I think learn?!? Anyway, here's the dinosaur being gawked at dolphins with Enya rear end music
2008: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4whcYwfaiA - Super Giant Link.
2008: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgo0CDL6bd0 - Laura sings the "Diva Dance" from the Fifth Element. Yes, THAT song by the blue opera singer. YES, the one that goes from the deepest bass to super high pitch within a half a second.
2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdbElWMnkyY - gilbert gottfried's REAL VOICE on the howard stern show - This pisses off the comedian.
2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRAqglOT5Qc - I'm STILL da Lollipop Prince!! - TF2 voice chat of a pretend squeaker.

EVIL Gibson has a new favorite as of 05:53 on Oct 30, 2022

# ? Oct 30, 2022 05:24

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# ? May 6, 2024 10:03

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Try this on for size op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F414RFF7OQ8

# ? Oct 30, 2022 05:34

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdlF41L9tQs

# ? Oct 30, 2022 05:42

EVIL Gibson: Mar 23, 2001; Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!; Switchblade Switcharoo

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdlF41L9tQs

Not crusty enough.

No re-uploads.
Yes, not even if it's funny.
Not even if it's no longer public. Let the video RIP.

EVIL Gibson has a new favorite as of 05:57 on Oct 30, 2022

# ? Oct 30, 2022 05:51

EVIL Gibson: Mar 23, 2001; Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!; Switchblade Switcharoo

oops

# ? Oct 30, 2022 05:52

Waste of Breath: Dec 30, 2021; I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️� 😈Chaos😱� I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]

https://youtu.be/DFM140rju4k

# ? Oct 30, 2022 06:15

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

2005 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1aWYHG7lho

People skanking (?)

I don't honestly know if this is skanking but it's one of the very first Youtube videos I ever watched and has lived in my favorites ever since the mid 2000s.

Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 07:00 on Oct 30, 2022

# ? Oct 30, 2022 06:58

bewilderment: Nov 22, 2007; man what

2005:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anabfAg06U
The opening to the anime 'Paranoia Agent'. While it has 5mil views, it's a pretty good OP and it always surprises me that this was a very early youtube video, within youtube's first year.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 07:33

EVIL Gibson: Mar 23, 2001; Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!; Switchblade Switcharoo

2009:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnRVIC7kS4s - OneyNG before he became OneyPlays was an animator. Now remembering how long he has been doing LPs

# ? Oct 30, 2022 08:07

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

A true classic. I hope Colin has had a long and successful career in animation.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 08:16

The Wicked ZOGA: Jan 27, 2022

EVIL Gibson posted:

Not crusty enough.

No re-uploads.

Yes, not even if it's funny.

Not even if it's no longer public. Let the video RIP.

why

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:01

coleman francis: Aug 8, 2007; Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl; Hair Elf

Crusty videos you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WfIDg9Ldf8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZV2PxGgfy0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KvUOLm5-cA

# ? Oct 30, 2022 12:39

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

I uploaded a video from Oblivion in 2006. It and one other video (JFK Reloaded) was the only time I ever uploaded anything to YouTube. A few years ago I was looking through the very old and unused e-mail I had associated with the video; apparently over the years several tens of thousands of people watched my thirty second-long video of a neat thing in Oblivion, and in 2010-ish, YouTube had been sending me e-mails asking if I wanted to monetize that poo poo. Missed my chance, I could have been a world famous "content creator"

I wanted to share it but my video is gone! My old account exists but it lists no videos ever being uploaded.

credburn has a new favorite as of 17:10 on Oct 30, 2022

# ? Oct 30, 2022 17:07

Flying Zamboni: May 7, 2007; but, uh... well, there it is

It's almost Halloween, here's two bone chilling tales of terror:

2007:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tXsO35TQ-0

2008:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go1jQRb3TSc

# ? Oct 30, 2022 17:42

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

I have watched this video at least once a year for sixteen years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQ0urHjSIk

# ? Oct 30, 2022 20:09

Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar; Nap Ghost

2009:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfchvCyHmsc

# ? Oct 30, 2022 20:34

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Wassup Holmes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOj-Is2ylA0

# ? Oct 30, 2022 20:58

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

This thread was made for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfzOwiH7GmI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS87r0YZJb8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwui9lF_NnA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blBRm1O6U9o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR0hZZp5Csw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up-RX_YN7yA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1wG9g1wjSA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

# ? Oct 30, 2022 21:03

coleman francis: Aug 8, 2007; Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl; Hair Elf

https://youtu.be/YIRqrDcXsxY

# ? Oct 30, 2022 23:44

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwmsKjRWn9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC4Q1nJZOTU

This guy does spanish covers of English songs, mostly country music. 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFdA2q0IAv0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kluV2ieirr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10

silly misheard lyrics videos 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

Cleveland! 2009

Edit added what year it was

Dixville has a new favorite as of 19:25 on Nov 2, 2022

# ? Nov 2, 2022 18:58

Chewybiteems: Mar 16, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmUYrgkRXuI

2008 - Dave tried to sleep w/ my sister, I'm gonna hit him in the nuts with a soup can

# ? Nov 3, 2022 12:06

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

2006: "The Knee Slap Song" by Canadian sketch troupe The Vacant Lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY8a1Tds-NI

# ? Nov 3, 2022 15:05

coleman francis: Aug 8, 2007; Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl; Hair Elf

2007 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk

# ? Nov 4, 2022 00:47

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu6lUsOtjkY

# ? Nov 20, 2022 19:46

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL: Feb 21, 2006; Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Phone posting and from memory these ought to be originals.

High school marching band pull off a senior year prank that�s wholesome and fun, 13 years ago:

https://youtu.be/fdlB_-2pBTo

Super Smash Bros. Brawl E3 crowd reaction, 16 years ago with the most compressed potato quality audio I�ve heard due to age:

https://youtu.be/PzQJpP8M7XA

One of the all-time best freestyle dance game players makes it look easy, 17 years ago:

https://youtu.be/crEz8i6oVpI

# ? Nov 21, 2022 01:26

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bINYgVtRVjU

# ? Nov 22, 2022 13:50

samcarsten: Sep 13, 2022; by vyelkin

2006: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSs3FyeThM0 Stop motion music video for Weird Als "Night Santa went crazy"

# ? Nov 22, 2022 19:00

LimaBiker: Dec 9, 2020

Ambien Rules (2009) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc2bn07eFsk

This guy used to have a lot more videos of him taking drugs on his channel, now there are only a few left.

# ? Nov 22, 2022 22:12

Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

quote:

7,907 views Aug 2, 2009
Mr.Rat being a sweetheart as usual.
He has a tumor ):
Edit: He died. RIP.
Song is: Turn the Page by Metallica (c) 1998.
Album: Garage, Inc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEL8McZq0lc

# ? Nov 22, 2022 22:24

Pasketti: Nov 8, 2017; lick lick lick

2005 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6WMbV5Op58
I've seen the skeleton rotoscoped for animations lately especially by TerminalMontage

2008 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjfZABX8Kw
The footage and song are from a 1998 baseball game that let you edit custom pitching animations in, so people went nuts with it. I remember this video cementing Japan as a land of magic and wonder to me as a young teen!

2007 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4vwxLGH43M
This is what I came here to post but found the others first in my old old "funny videos" youtube playlist from 2008. Plenty more gems to mine and post later.

# ? Nov 11, 2023 19:55

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc
a video from niconico editing japanese mcdonalds commercials to touhou music. ron ron ruuuuu!

# ? Nov 11, 2023 21:24

Pasketti: Nov 8, 2017; lick lick lick

Huzzah! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc
a video from niconico editing japanese mcdonalds commercials to touhou music. ron ron ruuuuu!

I would come home every day from 8th grade and watch this like clockwork!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKjctTWIsw
another time capsule of Japanese memes making their way onto 2008 youtube.
I had to babysit my toddler niece at the time and I showed her this. After that she would ask for cards or paper to crush in my face like this every day.

# ? Nov 12, 2023 01:16

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

I found this in my "watch later" list. I gotta say, I do not regret watching it later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhWmboM0zFc

# ? Nov 12, 2023 03:30

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YlEPwOfmk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90X5NJleYJQ

# ? Nov 13, 2023 03:57

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

I'm surprised no one's posted the two best early Youtube videos yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc6J5rlKhIc

loving age restrictions. It's Not Today Motherfucker and The Saad.

# ? Nov 13, 2023 04:34