Pro Wrestling Noah - The Return 10/30 GDT - Kiyomiya is about to get NOAHed

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Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

forkboy84 posted:

4pm JST/6pm AEDT/8am BST/3am EDT/12am PDT

Pro Wrestling NOAH Ariake Triumph - The Return - Pro Wrestling Love Forever Vol.3
Ariake Arena
Daishi Ozawa vs Kai Fujimura
Alejandro, Extreme Tiger & Shuhei Taniguchi vs Kongo (Hajime Ohara, Manabu Soya & Shuji Kondo)
Daiki Inaba & YO-HEY vs Dante Leon & Jack Morris
Los Perros del Mal de Japon (Eita, NOSAWA & Super Crazy) vs Stinger (Chris Ridgeway & Yoshinari Ogawa) & Yasutaka Yano
El Hijo del Dr Wagner Jr & Hideki Suzuki vs Masa Kitamiya & Masato Tanaka
GHC Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Titles: Atsushi Kotoge & Seiki Yoshioka(c) vs Kongo (Hi69 & Tadasuke)
GHC Junior Heavyweight Title: HAYATA(c) vs Ninja Mack
GHC Tag Team Titles: Satoshi Kojima & Takashi Sugiura vs Kongo (Katsuhiko Nakajima & Kenoh)
GBH (Togi Makabe & Tomoaki Honma) & Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Keiji Mutoh, Naomichi Marufuji & Yoshiki Inamura
GHC Heavyweight Title: Kaito Kiyomiya(c) vs Kazuyuki Fujita
Live on Wrestle Universe

Didn't see a GDT and the dark match just happened, so here we are.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 07:50

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 21:37

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Ring announcer's suit is made out of bin bags and he smiles like a robot.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 08:02

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Oh hi, Shiozaki. Guess they're using him as a cheerleader while the coffee stirrers holding his body together get replaced.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 08:04

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Taniguchi looks significantly happier as Salty Old Bastard than he did as Funky Sidekick.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 08:15

J-Ro: Jul 26, 2005; Child Of The Revolution

Bitchin' opener so far.
EDIT: oh lmao, ended 20 seconds later. Yeah this rocked.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 08:22

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Still waiting to see what made Jack Morris worth the plane ticket.

OOF that was a rough rope spot.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 08:33

J-Ro: Jul 26, 2005; Child Of The Revolution

They wanted a CAW westerner.

EDIT: f l a t t e n e d

# ? Oct 30, 2022 08:38

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

I do enjoy Kickboy Ridgeway.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 08:48

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Problem with Perros matches is that they peak at the awesome theme tune and always end in bullshit.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 09:02

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

lol that Halloween mask is not especially flattering

# ? Oct 30, 2022 09:05

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Some solid hitters in this match, and a goddamn pumpkin.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 09:07

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Holy gently caress, NAKAMURA?

# ? Oct 30, 2022 09:21

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Nakamura?! VERSUS MUTA?!?!

Holy poo poo.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 09:21

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Shinsuke Nakamura versus Great Muta at the new year show!

# ? Oct 30, 2022 09:21

J-Ro: Jul 26, 2005; Child Of The Revolution

wild fuckin' times

# ? Oct 30, 2022 09:25

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

I hadn't been keeping up with Noah Junior Bullshit, so Yoshioka teaming with Kotoge is a mild surprise

# ? Oct 30, 2022 09:27

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Did the audio just desync for anyone else?

# ? Oct 30, 2022 09:39

Sticky Nate: Jan 9, 2012

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Did the audio just desync for anyone else?

big time

# ? Oct 30, 2022 09:41

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

That's definitely a hair decision, Haoh.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 09:43

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Hayata isn't giving Ninja Mack space to do enough Ninja Mack Things.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 09:56

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Well that's concerning.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:02

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Congratulations to Ninja Mack. Not the greatest match, but this is a fun guy to put a title on.

EDIT: is Hayata okay? That did not look good.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:02

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

*high energy 90s dance music*

*Sakuraba shuffles out like he's looking for coffee because he just woke up*

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:07

J-Ro: Jul 26, 2005; Child Of The Revolution

btw, if the audio desync issue still exists - the Abema feed is perfectly fine

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:07

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Thanks! The desync was so bad that I'm more than willing to trade English commentary for properly timed audio.

e: Well gently caress, is that two matches in a row that ended early?

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:11

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Expecting this to be a gentle sportsmanlike affair

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:21

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Lamuella posted:

Expecting this to be a gentle sportsmanlike affair

Update: Nak just tried to kick Sugi's kneecap off.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:22

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

OK, Kenoh's sweeping kick and lil stomp was adorable. I love my little angry guy

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:33

J-Ro: Jul 26, 2005; Child Of The Revolution

this match rules

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:36

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

J-Ro posted:

this match rules

Pretty much everything Kojima has done in his Noah tenure has been gold.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:37

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

That was terrific, easily MOTN so far.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:43

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

"so, Sugi, you beat those young guys. But now you must face... OLD guys!"

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:45

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

GO ACE

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:53

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Tanahashi is so handsome that sometimes it doesn't make sense. You look at him and murmur "no, that can't be right"

# ? Oct 30, 2022 10:54

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Is the show over and have they ruined Kiyomiya ye-

Lamuella posted:

Shinsuke Nakamura versus Great Muta at the new year show!

Nevermind

# ? Oct 30, 2022 11:05

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Inamura throwing Tanahashi around like a baby doll.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 11:13

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

It's been six years since we had Tana v Marufuji. We could run that back.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 11:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Oh God why am I doing this to myself, I can't help but be intrigued if NOAH can REALLY be this stupid, and I'm watching the main event :cripes:

# ? Oct 30, 2022 11:27

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Jerusalem posted:

Oh God why am I doing this to myself, I can't help but be intrigued if NOAH can REALLY be this stupid, and I'm watching the main event

We know that they CAN be, just not whether they are this time.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 11:32

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 21:37

Sticky Nate: Jan 9, 2012

Kaito will win by KO

# ? Oct 30, 2022 11:42

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