Pro Wrestling Noah - The Return 10/30 GDT - Kiyomiya is about to get NOAHed

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Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

forkboy84 posted:

4pm JST/6pm AEDT/8am BST/3am EDT/12am PDT

Pro Wrestling NOAH Ariake Triumph - The Return - Pro Wrestling Love Forever Vol.3
Ariake Arena
Daishi Ozawa vs Kai Fujimura
Alejandro, Extreme Tiger & Shuhei Taniguchi vs Kongo (Hajime Ohara, Manabu Soya & Shuji Kondo)
Daiki Inaba & YO-HEY vs Dante Leon & Jack Morris
Los Perros del Mal de Japon (Eita, NOSAWA & Super Crazy) vs Stinger (Chris Ridgeway & Yoshinari Ogawa) & Yasutaka Yano
El Hijo del Dr Wagner Jr & Hideki Suzuki vs Masa Kitamiya & Masato Tanaka
GHC Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Titles: Atsushi Kotoge & Seiki Yoshioka(c) vs Kongo (Hi69 & Tadasuke)
GHC Junior Heavyweight Title: HAYATA(c) vs Ninja Mack
GHC Tag Team Titles: Satoshi Kojima & Takashi Sugiura vs Kongo (Katsuhiko Nakajima & Kenoh)
GBH (Togi Makabe & Tomoaki Honma) & Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Keiji Mutoh, Naomichi Marufuji & Yoshiki Inamura
GHC Heavyweight Title: Kaito Kiyomiya(c) vs Kazuyuki Fujita
Live on Wrestle Universe

Didn't see a GDT and the dark match just happened, so here we are.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 07:50

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 00:12

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Ring announcer's suit is made out of bin bags and he smiles like a robot.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 08:02

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Oh hi, Shiozaki. Guess they're using him as a cheerleader while the coffee stirrers holding his body together get replaced.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 08:04

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Taniguchi looks significantly happier as Salty Old Bastard than he did as Funky Sidekick.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 08:15

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Still waiting to see what made Jack Morris worth the plane ticket.

OOF that was a rough rope spot.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 08:33

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

I do enjoy Kickboy Ridgeway.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 08:48

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Problem with Perros matches is that they peak at the awesome theme tune and always end in bullshit.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 09:02

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Some solid hitters in this match, and a goddamn pumpkin.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 09:07

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Holy gently caress, NAKAMURA?

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 09:21

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Shinsuke Nakamura versus Great Muta at the new year show!

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 09:21

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

I hadn't been keeping up with Noah Junior Bullshit, so Yoshioka teaming with Kotoge is a mild surprise

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 09:27

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

That's definitely a hair decision, Haoh.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 09:43

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Hayata isn't giving Ninja Mack space to do enough Ninja Mack Things.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 09:56

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Congratulations to Ninja Mack. Not the greatest match, but this is a fun guy to put a title on.

EDIT: is Hayata okay? That did not look good.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 10:02

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

*high energy 90s dance music*

*Sakuraba shuffles out like he's looking for coffee because he just woke up*

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 10:07

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Expecting this to be a gentle sportsmanlike affair

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 10:21

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Lamuella posted:

Expecting this to be a gentle sportsmanlike affair

Update: Nak just tried to kick Sugi's kneecap off.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 10:22

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

OK, Kenoh's sweeping kick and lil stomp was adorable. I love my little angry guy

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 10:33

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

J-Ro posted:

this match rules

Pretty much everything Kojima has done in his Noah tenure has been gold.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 10:37

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

"so, Sugi, you beat those young guys. But now you must face... OLD guys!"

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 10:45

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Tanahashi is so handsome that sometimes it doesn't make sense. You look at him and murmur "no, that can't be right"

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 10:54

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Inamura throwing Tanahashi around like a baby doll.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 11:13

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

It's been six years since we had Tana v Marufuji. We could run that back.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 11:22

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Jerusalem posted:

Oh God why am I doing this to myself, I can't help but be intrigued if NOAH can REALLY be this stupid, and I'm watching the main event

We know that they CAN be, just not whether they are this time.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 11:32

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Not relevant to the match, but can I just remark on how NICE the Abema feed looks? Really beautiful definition throughout the night.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 11:46

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

come on, guys, give the champ more shine

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 11:58

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

wait, THAT'S how he won?

WHAT?

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 11:58

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Noah gonna Noah, got to keep the olds looking strong.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 11:59

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

"OK, so Kiyomiya can win the match, but he has to look weak throughout then end up sitting in the ring looking like he's about to cry before Timothy Thatcher takes next in line"

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 12:00

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 00:12

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Sticky Nate posted:

never selling rules, actually

agreed and Kiyo should do more of it.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 12:03

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