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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Brawnfire posted:

Folding@home Home Edition

:lmao:

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Pokemon Go

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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EorayMel posted:

Guess Who Killed Epstein

Each piece you play with is a human sized Granite bust of the worlds billionaires played on a board game the length of the SoFi stadium.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Monopoly but all of the houses and hotels are Groverhaus all the properties are various sections of Samadhi Village from the Hawaii goon compound

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Scent Memory

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Heroin Quest

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





teen witch posted:

Give me the Operation buzzing effect and I’m in

Operation, but the body is Alex Jones and you're pulling out crypto wallet USBs he's got shoved up his rear end or swallowed or whatever.

There is no buzzer for doing it wrong

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Mr. Bucket My Balls Pop Out Of Your Mouth

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





EorayMel posted:

Mr. Bucket My Balls Pop Out Of Your Mouth

In 5th grade my friend and I used to call him Mr. gently caress-It

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Whoa hey come on now

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
One of those crude lovely 1930's nazi Germany board games with evil mushroom tokens for jewish characters but played straight by a 293 pound 39 year old ginger male with a ponytail reeking of cheetohs in a grimy cellar

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

the holy poopacy posted:

gently caress you. it's idiots like you that led to the abomination that was Mornington Crescent 3rd edition. yes, admittedly the road difficulty calculations can be a little time consuming if you're doing them by hand but these days there are multiple apps available to take care of it for you so that shouldn't be any excuse. eliminating the color grades "for simplicity" completely gutted the heart of the game.

that's to say nothing of removing the night supply cards on gray spaces. the supplies queue is extremely easy to manage as long as you remember to advance it every other turn but I guess that's "too complicated." now board balance is completely hosed up (the extra coin is NOT nearly enough to compensate for the lack of a supply draw, and anyone who starts on board 4 might as well just resign) and without the strategic element of the additional supply cards the "improved" supply queue is just blind luck now. enjoy your loving chutes & ladders reskin dipshit t:mad:

oh here we go

'wah wah board balance, wah wah DLR expansion, wah wah Crossrail'

just play 1st edition and leave the rest of us to enjoy the more streamlined modern game, grandad

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Axe Throw & Allies

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
That one board game your friend you are two steps away from severing keeps insisting on getting you to come over and play and tries to teach you how to play it while playing it and gives 5-minute long lectures on how this event will trigger an event for that character due to psychological horror and thus going into another room to get a shotgun to do a d20 roll

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Connect One

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Deer Tick Nail Tack Hammer Toe

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Nine More Men Morris

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Not to be confused with its sequel Nine Men Mortis

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Crossfire: The Game: The Board Game

https://youtu.be/gtkXyXeSVjQ

Dibs on the triangle piece.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Brawnfire posted:

Whoa hey come on now

The board game that challenges your assumptions on race and gender relations! Everyone plays as confused white lacrosse player who must reconcile the environment he was brought up in with the realities we live in.

oh-oh don't stop on the 𝒞𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 𝑅𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝑜𝓇𝓎 spot!!!!!

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Chenkers

Chesh

Spaghopoly

Sorry not Sorry

Lisp Poetry

Catch the Snake

Grabafool

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfA_2Ku1aJY

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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madmatt112 posted:


Spaghopoly

Spaghettigories

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


I got zero context here to go on and you’d better not give me any :discourse:

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Brawnfire posted:

Spaghettigories

God

drat

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Boner Party

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Sorry! (not sorry)

The game for insufferable pricks!

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Eat The Garbage, Dipshit

Its hungry hungry hippos but the heads are people you hate. You have them modeled online and a custom game shipped like Hero Forge

The balls are pieces of garbage. Rotten meat chunks, empty beer cans, etc.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Pictionary: Scat Edition

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


scrabble but it's all blank tiles and there are no points

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
TMNT COWABUNGA PIZZA TOSS™ TIC TAC TOE but instead of pizza its salad

The Durable Hi-Tech Construction playset remains unchanged obviously

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3
Dicktionary: Pictionary but with celebrities who have sent people pictures of their penises.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Don't Freak Out man!

Roll the dice to land on various squares containing drugs. as your character ingests more and more they get higher but they're more likely to freak out. your teammates can deploy cards like "it's cool man just chill" and "just wait it out it'll be over in a few hours!" to get you to calm back down if you go all Charlie Sheen. get unlucky with a high enough dose of psychedelics and your character jumps out the window and dies instantly. The object is to get as high as possible by the end of the game without freaking out.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Brutal board game !

2 people with truncheons strike chips roughly to make them fall of table into abyss of sh*t.

With each chip, ravished spikes closer. 3 chips mean to lose/win.

Invisible Clergy
Sep 25, 2015

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3
Reverse jenga.

DocCynical
Jan 9, 2003

That is not possible just now

teen witch posted:

I have a concept but i need a name

Hungry Hungry Hippos but instead of hippos it’s human noses and instead of marbles it’s cocaine

Star Citizen?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Tenebrais posted:

Deliverance was a weak expansion and you're better off just playing base Dragon Cube, honestly


Dragon Cube:
A dragon lives in the center of a cube whose sides have doors marked 1-6.
At the start of the game, players roll a die in secret. The number they roll is the door behind which they are cowering. They write down their name and number and put it in a box in case they try to cheat.
Each round, players deliberate which door should be opened, letting the dragon devour anyone within.
Alliances and lies are allowed, nay, encouraged.
If no consesus is reached within N minutes, the die is rolled to determine the door [reroll already-devoured doors].
N is the round number.

The winner is the last player(s) devoured.


Dragon Cube: Deliverance
adds exciting gameplay in the form of an extra die.
Players roll both dice to assign their door. They can pick whichever number shows up.
If they roll 6-6, The Dragon's Hoard, then they must reroll for a door.
If the dragon enters that door, they can escape by distracting the dragon with the hoard. Reroll again to pick a new (unopened) door.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Donut Disaster but the donut machine has an irl ied hidden inside it that triggers when the donuts pop off the top

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


the choking game by milton bradley

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Dead Mall Madness

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