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König Gabelstapler: A game of Forklifts 2022 Spiel des Jahres finalist.
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DemoneeHo posted:GUN I'm sorry, but here in America we play "Gun" nearly every day! The Deer Hunter: The Game 2-6 Players All Ages I know what you're thinking, and no it isn't about the Russian Roulette part. The game follows your character while living and working in a dead-end Pennsylvania steel mill town. Go to work, come home and drink! Attend a wedding! This all leads up to the exciting conclusion of driving to the deer hunt (actual deer hunting part omitted, per legal decision) and spending your last peaceful moments with your close friends. Have somber discussions about war and the nature of life! Regret life decisions and go to the bar, but watch out as danger and alcoholism lurk around every corner!
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Oct 31, 2022 17:28
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Quorble! The fun family card game where the last person to yell "Quorble!" wins!
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Oct 31, 2022 17:29
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Ticket to Ride: Snowpiercer Edition
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Oct 31, 2022 17:36
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Mad Max Risk
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Oct 31, 2022 17:38
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Underwhelmed posted:Horny Horny Himbos 
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Oct 31, 2022 17:50
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RummIceCube Flogger Trivial Hirsute PureCheesy Mouse Crap Apples to Assholes Chukars
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Oct 31, 2022 18:00
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Flogger inshallah
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Oct 31, 2022 18:00
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Brawnfire posted:Dick to Ride: Holepiercer Edition
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Oct 31, 2022 18:16
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Necronomancala
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Oct 31, 2022 18:16
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It's like regular Coup, but you get to eat a bowl of soup on the side
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Oct 31, 2022 18:21
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DemoneeHo posted:
You got me saying soup weird now
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Oct 31, 2022 18:27
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Underwhelmed posted:König Gabelstapler: A game of Forklifts Meh. Once again, the SdJ jury has lost the plot and selected a family game, when there are more deserving entries like Nutzlose Seeleute der Ostsee or the legacy edition of Sextoy-Verkäufer.
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Oct 31, 2022 18:28
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Connect Foreskin
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Oct 31, 2022 19:01
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Rush Hour Traffic Jam with Time Travel
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Oct 31, 2022 19:04
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Three-Dimensional Scrabble
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Oct 31, 2022 19:05
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Asterite34 posted:Connect Foreskin A docking game for the whole goyim
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Oct 31, 2022 19:07
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haveblue posted:Three-Dimensional Scrabble This already exists: 
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Pictionary: Whoops! All Windmills Edition
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Oct 31, 2022 19:12
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Brawnfire posted:Rush Hour Traffic Jam with Time Travel I like this one. Hoedown Showdown C-c-c-clambake!
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Oct 31, 2022 19:30
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Sophie’s Choice: The Board Game
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Oct 31, 2022 19:31
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Schroedinger’s Board Game
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Oct 31, 2022 19:37
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Grape Escape: SAW
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Oct 31, 2022 19:39
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:This already exists: Lol nice
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Oct 31, 2022 19:40
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My grandma and I used to play Upwords. Decently fun, but not enough of an improvement over Scrabble that you'd play it rather than scrabble. Which she also had one of those deluxe turntable sets of
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Oct 31, 2022 19:44
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Snakes and ladders, but it's flaccid dongs and stiffies.
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Oct 31, 2022 19:48
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Trivial Pursuit: Encyclopedia Dramatica Edition* *Includes "Insta" and "M3MES" expansions.
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Oct 31, 2022 19:49
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Survive the canal walk: San Antonio edition “Walk,ride,boat, or run but make it back to your car alive”
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Oct 31, 2022 19:58
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Gaping! Titty-Twister Monopoly - Garey, Indiana Edition
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Oct 31, 2022 20:38
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Tip-toe to fascism: Start out as a centrist and over the course of die rolls you age older with the steps you take on the board. The higher the roll, them more you move right. Deploy card sabotages such against your opponents by deploying ben shapiro talking points at them to accelerate their tiptoes to the right! Ride with the patriotic boaters across the cancel culture lake portion of the board. Ages 23-32
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Oct 31, 2022 20:51
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Kanye against humanity.
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Oct 31, 2022 20:55
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Breaking Bad: The Board Game Of The Series (ages 10+)
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Oct 31, 2022 21:12
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PureEvil6_13 posted:
Imagining a board with only gray properties, railroads replaced with landfills, and at least half the chance cards sporting some version of "meth heads rob you". WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Kanye against humanity. This one made me laugh too
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Oct 31, 2022 21:14
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Sunday in the Park with Boards, based on the Stephen Sondheim musical. Gloomhaven: Cadaver Synod Cadaver Synod & Ladders Oregon Trail, but you roleplay as vengeful bison Dat Caboose!, a train-watching themed deck building card game
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Solitaire for Two
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DemoneeHo posted:Solitaire for Two 
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Something Ouijawful - A Ouija board for contacting permabanned forums users! (Not dead ones, that's for the regular Ouija board.) Comes with a custom Goatse planchette and a special board with forums emoticons available for the benefit of the "dearly" departed. (Recalled after it was found that all anyone could get was slurs and constant repetitions of the letter Q, for some reason.) Warhammer, 40lb - The package, which brags that it is "compatible with all games produced by Games Workshop or any other company", contains an extremely large replica of a medieval French war hammer. A document inside details a "loophole" present in "all versions of every game, ever, by way of omission" that allows the owner to smash the opponent's pieces, boards, belongings, or person with the hammer in "any way necessary to win". DO NOT STICK THIS INTO YOUR URETHRA - The intimidatingly-marked box with large, bright-red letters on a yellow background contains a tome-sized instruction manual; the rules are interspersed with repeated warnings, sometimes paragraphs or pages long, to under no circumstances insert any piece of the game, manual, board, or box itself into your peehole. The writing frequently goes onto tangents about what would happen if you were to do so, down to excruciating detail about possible injuries, diseases, and other assorted maladies that could result from taking such action. Apart from the 343 pages of admonitions in the manual, the actual instructions for playing the game, as well as the board and pieces, are for an unremarkable game of Connect Four. You Bet Your Head: Home Edition - A simple trivia game based on a screensaver from a simpler time. Seriously I miss After Dark and all the quirky games and screensavers they made, geez why do computers suck now, who decided this was fun  Monopoly: Modern Ruleset - Identical to Monopoly in every way, save for the fact that the jail is removed and all of the "negative" Chance/Community Chest cards have catastrophic consequences and instead award money (e.g. "MASSIVE OIL SPILL IN GULF OF MEXICO, COLLECT $500"). In fact, there's no way to lose money, and the game has no ending condition, winning or losing. When the bank runs out of money, the rules set out methods of using real-life stand-ins for currency, inevitably resulting in a spiral where the players "own" small tokens, then household objects, then households, towns, cities, landmasses... all for the sake of passing around the board in an endless loop. There is no end. (Subsequent releases of Warhammer, 40lb proudly display "WINS EVERY GAME, INCLUDING MONOPOLY: MODERN RULESET!" in a little yellow explosion symbol on the packaging.) Better Mouse Trap - It's a box of Rube Goldberg machine parts. Released by Hasbro as a cost-saving measure, becoming far more popular than the original. Super Business Guy! - Due to a series of missteps, firings, and divestments made by the producers of this board game, the company had no staff or assets to their name, other than several thousand tons of cardboard, a printing machine, and a stock image of an unknown, smiling man in a three-piece suit with the Shutterstock watermark still present. Despite this, the "game" (consisting of a 24"x24" square of glossy cardboard with the image of said business man sans box, rules, or pieces) sold millions of copies and spawned hundreds of imitators such as "Friendly Old Dude!" and "Wow, It's a Duck!", none of which could capture the lightning in a bottle that was Super Business Guy! Sadly, due to continued mismanagement of the company, its last assets were sold to Milton Bradley, who promptly printed a revised version that never sold as well as the original.
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Settlers of Catan: Special Edition for People Who Cannot Stop Making Wood for Sheep Jokes and It Has Become a Problem
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