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Leprechaun Hunt the hip new social game using cards that only takes one hour to explain and two hours to play!
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Nov 1, 2022 04:20
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Burn this Game: the first person to incinerate their cardboard playing mat in any way wins. No refunds.
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Nov 1, 2022 04:29
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Miaow? Not a boardgame as such, but rather a series of rules additions allowing you to continue to play when your cat decides to get involved.
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Nov 1, 2022 04:35
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Cards against personality, the party game designed to weed out your worst friends.
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Nov 1, 2022 04:36
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God "Should we play God?" "Should anyone?"
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Nov 1, 2022 04:49
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Lay down on the board and push the little bits off the table while soliciting for treats and pets The only board game my cat ever plays.
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Nov 1, 2022 04:51
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Momopoly: Exactly the same as monopoly but if you win you get microwaves mom.
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Nov 1, 2022 08:23
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DIVORCED, The Game For Divorced People suitable for all ages
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Nov 1, 2022 08:27
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Brawnfire posted:God
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Nov 1, 2022 08:58
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Also please don't think i photoshopped this, but this seems appropriate for this thread.
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Nov 1, 2022 09:01
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Jigsaws against God.
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Nov 1, 2022 11:32
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god please help me posted:Also please don't think i photoshopped this, but this seems appropriate for this thread. playing Uno while the world burns is an inherently political action
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Nov 1, 2022 12:34
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Brawnfire posted:Get it Ate: the game of Getting it Ate Snake (brown) eyes = eat my rear end, twice. Two sixes = suck my dick til it spurts (the 12 dots on the dice represent many sperm cells). I love this game, though it sometimes leaves a funny aftertaste.
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Nov 1, 2022 13:05
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BigBadSteve posted:Snake (brown) eyes = eat my rear end, twice. Two 3’s and you have to go find that 3-boobed lady from Total Recall and motorboat them. (It means you lose.)
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Nov 1, 2022 13:14
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Chubby Checkers Just like normal checkers but old ladies get hot under the collar for some reason
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Nov 1, 2022 14:06
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madmatt112 posted:Chubby Checkers An interesting twist
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Nov 1, 2022 14:10
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Underwhelmed posted:König Gabelstapler: A game of Forklifts
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Nov 1, 2022 14:11
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god please help me posted:Also please don't think i photoshopped this, but this seems appropriate for this thread. 
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Nov 1, 2022 15:51
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I’ve played Democrats: The Game! a couple times now, but I still feel like I’m missing something. The game begins with the oldest player removing the Republican token from the White House space, then drawing 5 cards from the Disaster Deck. On each player’s turn, they draw a new Disaster card, then can choose to Send A Fundraising eMail (collect a Money token to hand to the oldest player) or Punch Left (locking in one of the Disaster cards permanently). At the end of the game, the oldest player puts the Republican token back in the White House space, counts up their Money tokens, and wins, while everyone else (especially any spectators) loses. What I don’t get is, the Disaster cards can be solved with Money tokens, but it seems like the oldest player never wants to?? And Punching Left makes things worse but the pro players spend at least half of their turns doing it. Please help, my friends are all yelling at me to play again ASAP but it seems like a waste of time. 
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Nov 1, 2022 20:25
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Loved organizing your inventory in Resident Evil 4? Have a particular "need it just right" feeling when you play Tetris? Can't help but feel that wandering itch to move those boxes just a bit more to the left so they're nice and snug? Introducing Pack Rat, the game of optimal storage and configuration! In Pack Rat, you compete against your friends to fill up your backpacks, or suitcases, or moving boxes, or whatever other container maps you agree to use before the game starts, in the most efficient way possible! Arrange and layer your drawn items as best as you can, but beware, your opponents may use devious actions, like drawing your bag's strings taut or handing you an oversized or oddly-shaped item to store! (This is actually probably a real game.)
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Nov 1, 2022 21:28
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One of my favorite hidden gems is the old Soviet game Завод Концерн 442 Производственная квота Players take on the role of factory workers, attempting to meet team production quotas while individually competing to achieve the highest "fulfilledness" score (this is a poor translation of the concept). Players can take selfish actions, like drinking the airplane anti-freeze, or showing up late to work to enjoy more time reading about the patriots on the front, in order to boost their individual score. The first game with a group is usually filled with slackers running around, turning tanks into pot stills and making messes. The second game is where people get serious. ANY player taking actions that are not productive results in the entire board losing as Nazis overrun the factory. The accompanying illustrations of this in the rulebook are disturbingly graphic.
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Nov 1, 2022 22:31
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nonathlon posted:Meh. Once again, the SdJ jury has lost the plot and selected a family game, when there are more deserving entries like Nutzlose Seeleute der Ostsee or the legacy edition of Sextoy-Verkäufer. This is an excellent post. With your internet permission, I think some drunken friends and I may create an actual game out of Nutzlose Seeleute der Ostsee, as the way in which I’m envisioning this is hysterical (and would require alcohol.) I love these damned forums.
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Nov 2, 2022 00:44
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Rules Hoarder - no cards, no game pieces, no gameplay, just a single rule sheet that you don't let anyone else look at ever so they have to listen to you mansplain the rules every time you play.
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Nov 2, 2022 00:45
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NARCAN: The Board Game everyone wants to get high but be careful not to overdose! Buy, sell, and share drugs with other players. Just don’t get stuck with the “Bad Patch” or you’ll be blue in the face
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Nov 2, 2022 01:05
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Hospital Escape: the game where you try to leave a hospital without receiving too many bills and having to declare bankruptcy! Watch out for the proctologist!
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Nov 2, 2022 01:30
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Zipline Builder! The game of killing children at 65 miles and hour the whole family can enjoy!
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Nov 2, 2022 01:57
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Funky Valentine posted:Zipline Builder! The game of killing children at 65 miles and hour the whole family can enjoy! Haaaahahahahahah
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Nov 2, 2022 05:10
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21: The Board Game Of The Hit Film
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Nov 2, 2022 05:26
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Outrun These Spiders
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Nov 2, 2022 05:40
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A roleplaying game a la Dungeons and Dragons except everybody roleplays as people at a party who are playing a game like Scattergories. Like you build a character sheet with attributes like "knows a lot of words that start with L" and "good at quickly naming kinds of fruit" and then roleplay as them and roll 20-sided dice to see whether Kevin, Angie, and Angie's friend from work win.
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Nov 2, 2022 06:02
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Yesterdays Latte posted:DO NOT STICK THIS INTO YOUR URETHRA - The intimidatingly-marked box with large, bright-red letters on a yellow background contains a tome-sized instruction manual; the rules are interspersed with repeated warnings, sometimes paragraphs or pages long, to under no circumstances insert any piece of the game, manual, board, or box itself into your peehole. The writing frequently goes onto tangents about what would happen if you were to do so, down to excruciating detail about possible injuries, diseases, and other assorted maladies that could result from taking such action. Apart from the 343 pages of admonitions in the manual, the actual instructions for playing the game, as well as the board and pieces, are for an unremarkable game of Connect Four. I've played this dozens of times, often times I don't even make it to my turn before losing. I am not sure what I am doing wrong.
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Nov 2, 2022 06:36
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I made a board game based on What A Mess the cartoon dog when I was a kid.
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Nov 2, 2022 06:39
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Operation: Bris
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Nov 2, 2022 07:02
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Players each select one of the four asymmetric races:
Once you select your race, you place your Meeple in your ancestral homeland and draw five cards from your race’s deck. The player who has most recently lost a friend by forcing them to play dumb games goes first. On your turn, you may perform a total of 3 actions, selecting from your race’s available options. At any time, other players may question if you’re doing it right and demand you start your turn over. The game proceeds clockwise until all players have given up. Note that this is a “Legacy” game, meaning the decisions - and mistakes! - you make in today’s play session will have an impact on all future sessions! No two playthroughs are alike.
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Nov 2, 2022 07:17
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Huge Pig Balls: The Game Pass The Pig Balls is better than this basic roll'n'move snorefest.
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Nov 2, 2022 07:17
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haveblue posted:Three-Dimensional Scrabble Three-Dimensional Connect Four
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Nov 2, 2022 07:26
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funeral home DJ posted:Two 3’s and you have to go find that 3-boobed lady from Total Recall and motorboat them. That sounds like a win condition to me.
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Nov 2, 2022 07:41
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Olive Branch posted:Loved organizing your inventory in Resident Evil 4? Have a particular "need it just right" feeling when you play Tetris? Can't help but feel that wandering itch to move those boxes just a bit more to the left so they're nice and snug? I swear there's at least one, although it's to do with arranging boardgames into shelves.
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Nov 2, 2022 10:33
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Discernibly Turgid posted:This is an excellent post. With your internet permission, I think some drunken friends and I may create an actual game out of Nutzlose Seeleute der Ostsee, as the way in which I’m envisioning this is hysterical (and would require alcohol.) Yes but I have rights on Nutzlose Seeleute der Mediterranean
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Nov 2, 2022 10:34
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