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"guess what?" my DUMB WHOER WIFE likes playing this one instead of just TELLING THE drat STORY "guess where?" i'm going to BURY HER SOMEDAY
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I slipped getting out of the shower: Take your long probes and fine tongs and try to rotate and extract various objects from inside a colon with minimal tearing of the sphincter.
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goatface posted:I slipped getting out of the shower: Take your long probes and fine tongs and try to rotate and extract various objects from inside a colon with minimal tearing of the sphincter. so basically a new version of operation
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goatface posted:I slipped getting out of the shower: Take your long probes and fine tongs and try to rotate and extract various objects from inside a colon with minimal tearing of the sphincter. “Es un carrito”
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ChubbyChecker posted:so basically a new version of operation Yes. Only with realistic puckering action that encourages people to shove their dick up there.
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Olive Branch posted:Loved organizing your inventory in Resident Evil 4? Have a particular "need it just right" feeling when you play Tetris? Can't help but feel that wandering itch to move those boxes just a bit more to the left so they're nice and snug? Not a board game, but there is this roguelike called Backpack Hero where you play as a rat exploring dungeons and any gear you can fit into the backpack can be used in combat. You have to do RE4 style inventory management to fit everything.
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hosed Up Dice I haven't thought that far about the gameplay. But you only use non-standard dice like D2's, D5's, D7's, D120's, and so forth.
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DemoneeHo posted:hosed Up Dice That's a coin, yo.
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null_pointer posted:That's a coin, yo. Only if you’re a heathen 
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Mr Mouse Trap: Whichever guy throws the lowest die total has to put their dong in the mousetrap on the board, which is an actual wood-and-metal mouse trap that can be set off in a similar way to in the original game. The unlucky penis owner then has to hope no one else springs the mousetrap. There is wagering.
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.random posted:Only if you’re a heathen What the gently caress?!
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Dice nerds are weird.
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Apple smasher: Every player gets an apple holder stand with an attached ruler. They take it in turns to slam their forehead into the apple, first one to get their largest apple fragment below the red line wins.
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I have a variant rule I use in cards against humanity. Whenever somebody points out it’s just dirty apples to apples, you sacrifice them to Tlaloc by tearing their still-beating heart out.
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I literally just saw an ad for Connect 4 Spin, in which you can spin the separate columns around a central axis. Very weird, sounded like this thread
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Axis and Allies but it's 6 hours longer and you have to play it with me and I'm gonna get super moody if you take a lead at any point and poo poo talk your dad if I am winning. Again, playing this game if COMPULSORY.
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Twitter shitter: You pick a selection of words from a bag to build a tweet with, then the player of the round spins the wheel of content moderation and everyone tries to compile a tweet that will get them banned under the lucky rule. The player who spun the wheel then awards ban points to the tweets they hate most. First one to fill up their tower of hate with points wins
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Chess Zero: The long-awaited prequel returns to the CCU (Chess Cinematic Universe) with a special Kickstarter-funded smorgasbord of extra pieces made of large and detailed plastic as a party of eight pawns* journey through the lands of Blacque, Whytt and GREYYE? in search of fame, fortune, and at least 75 victory points. (*you can play with fewer but it will not be fun) Phil Tippett's MAD GOD: The Board Game! A 17-kilo box of clay, food dyes and glitter. Instruction booklet comes pre-soaked in ink for guaranteed illegibility.
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a mystery solving board game where players move from room to room and ask each other questions to investigate who did it, except instead of murder it's owning an unlicensed television
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Funky Valentine posted:Zipline Builder! The game of killing children at 65 miles and hour the whole family can enjoy! I want you to make this so we can release the expansion: Zipline to Groverhaus
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Reverse Monopoly: Instead of chance cards, every time you land on a chance square, you get one piece of the guillotine, which is assembled in a 3d model form in the free parking square. When it is complete, execute the banker. Whoever has the least cash on them is the winner.
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Gertrude Perkins posted:Phil Tippett's MAD GOD: The Board Game! A 17-kilo box of clay, food dyes and glitter. Instruction booklet comes pre-soaked in ink for guaranteed illegibility. The box plays an irritating baby's cry from a hidden speaker whenever it's open
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nonathlon posted:Yes but I have rights on Nutzlose Seeleute der Mediterranean I’ll agree to this because, even drunk, I couldn’t pretzel enough logic to get a Schettino card into my Ostsee deck (I think there’s a bonus for historically accurate cards played.)
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Literally A Person posted:Axis and Allies but it's 6 hours longer and you have to play it with me and I'm gonna get super moody if you take a lead at any point and poo poo talk your dad if I am winning. Again, playing this game if COMPULSORY. https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/1499/world-flames I've enjoyed subjecting my friends to this!
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Meatland. It’s like candyland but it’s meat.
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Settlers of Cootie
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null_pointer posted:That's a coin, yo. A coin has three potential outcomes.
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Monopsony A very boring game where all the other players have to entertain one player's oniomania
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Extra row of tits posted:A coin has three potential outcomes. Really four; heads, tails, heads edge or tails edge.
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Boggle (Australia Edition) (first person to find and shout the C-word wins) Wake Daddy (From An Opioid Overdose) Abortion
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Broke Wokes, a painfully out-of-touch game designed and marketed by an obviously boomer-brained committee.
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teen witch posted:I have a concept but i need a name Narine Narine Narcotics
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Donut Disaster: Chernobyl Edition
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SORRY! for your loss
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Parcheesi on my peeny
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Hungry Hungry Hippos: The First One Is Free
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Hungry Hungry Hippos 2: The Aftermath of Digestion
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