The Tudor's Biscuit World Thread: Turns back into a Gino's after midnight

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Look, I know it ain't fancy but I'm a Ron guy.

This is a thread for Tudor's Biscuit World. Sorry if you don't know about it, you should probably go to a different thread.

I guess this will also be a Gino's thread but that's not really something I gently caress with.

# ? Nov 1, 2022 02:37

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Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

oh god yes. my therapist was from West Virginia and she told me about Tudors and I went twice when I drove through Lexington. loving delicious, I got one with country ham I think. The size of my face. the hash brown patty on the sandwich is clutch too

half and half tea was great. I wish there were some anywhere near me lol

# ? Nov 1, 2022 06:12

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I have gone to Tudors at 7am on a Saturday with my father in law and ordered the super breakfast. The place was packed with cute old hillbillies talking about the trout/deer/squirrel they had hunted, recently or long ago. It's an incredible vibe.

# ? Nov 1, 2022 15:27

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I will also note that Tudors is the most apolitical institution in Appalachia. From socialist trans men to maga hat wearing trucknutters, you will find them all at Tudors Biscuit World.

# ? Nov 1, 2022 15:31

OmniCorp: Oct 30, 2004

I saw road signs for one but couldn't find it. Turns out it was in a gas station. Really good for gas station food.

# ? Nov 17, 2022 19:42

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

OmniCorp posted:

I saw road signs for one but couldn't find it. Turns out it was in a gas station. Really good for gas station food.

Bless

# ? Nov 17, 2022 19:54

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

what's the difference between the thundering herd and the rocket

edit aha, that is a steak patty on the rocket

also they have a 'politician' that's served with bologna

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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:29

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

i hope one way to make a pilgrimage to this world of biscuits.

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# ? Nov 19, 2022 23:45

WEH: Feb 22, 2009

never heard of the place but im pretty sure i could go for a miner rn

# ? Nov 20, 2022 20:12

eightysixed: Sep 23, 2004; I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

WEH posted:

never heard of the place but im pretty sure i could go for a miner rn

Me either, but same :getin:

# ? Nov 20, 2022 23:41

Jimlit: Jun 30, 2005

How does it compare to Biscuitville? Also what sociopaths are ordering the miner?

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 18:54

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Jimlit posted:

How does it compare to Biscuitville? Also what sociopaths are ordering the miner?

christ in heaven, that looks good

also looks like a real fried egg instead of poached. they also have biscuits and gravy on the menu so they win by default

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 19:04

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

i say swears online posted:

christ in heaven, that looks good

also looks like a real fried egg instead of poached. they also have biscuits and gravy on the menu so they win by default

That is fancy rich person piedmont food, that's what.

# ? Nov 21, 2022 19:09

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

External Organs posted:

That is fancy rich person piedmont food, that's what.

what's a good mascot for my biscuit restaurant? a rural tick

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 19:35

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

i say swears online posted:

what's a good mascot for my biscuit restaurant? a rural tick

That's the esteemed Flatwoods Monster

# ? Nov 21, 2022 19:38

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

endorsed by the Mothman is the only recommendation i need.

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 20:58

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

uber_stoat posted:

endorsed by the Mothman is the only recommendation i need.

artist source

# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:05

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

External Organs posted:

artist source

i have that sticker. lmao also a rather fetching enamel pin.

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:11

Fleetwood: Mar 26, 2010; biggest hochul head in china

I wonder if a biscuit with a layer of jalapeno poppers would taste good

# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:14

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Fleetwood posted:

I wonder if a biscuit with a layer of jalapeno poppers would taste good

You should apply for one of their many open positions. You seem like the kind of biscuits idea fellow that has leadership potential!

# ? Nov 21, 2022 21:20

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

i say swears online posted:

christ in heaven, that looks good

also looks like a real fried egg instead of poached. they also have biscuits and gravy on the menu so they win by default

why isnt that breaded chicken

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shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

hell to the loving yes

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