the Curse of the Sphinks

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ChubbyChecker

code:

> put ring on finger
> pull the gap wider with two hands

# ? Nov 30, 2022 16:16

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 12:38

more falafel please: forums poster

ok hear me out

in comparison to the sphinks my feet are tiny. plus like it's made of rock and I don't think it can pull off a daigo parry

so i'm gonna do chun-li's Super Art II and kick-tickle the sphinks in the feet

with that last roundhouse i kick the glass

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 30, 2022 16:19

alnilam

I have tried to perform gimp magick with several of the scribbled notes to no avail but maybe someone more smarter than me with images can figure out what's scribbled out?

e: also usually phone posting lately which has limited my ability to attempt

# ? Nov 30, 2022 17:18

Prof. Crocodile

The sphinx has a big hole in it's chest. Maybe someone can reach up there and dislodge n*t like when a bag of chips get hung up in a vending machines?

# ? Nov 30, 2022 17:45

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Check around the back for a larger hole

^{this sig is protected by Simsmagic!}

# ? Nov 30, 2022 17:46

Prof. Crocodile

what if we take the first letters of all the prizes? does that spell something out?

# ? Nov 30, 2022 18:00

Stoner Sloth

Sherbert Hoover posted:

Check around the back for a larger hole

>make sphinks 'bust a nut'

# ? Nov 30, 2022 18:10

Shifty Nipples

hey i posted a funny too damnit, it may have been low effort but it was funny i demand to speak to the manager or whatever

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Nov 30, 2022 18:28

beer pal

just give the sphinks the ol hip check and nut will roll right out of there

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Nov 30, 2022 19:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

Shifty Nipples posted:

hah that's pretty clever having nut stuck in there in such a way that they are set free by december

the way the legs flail into frame makes me lol, i never really watched Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

this is funny it's like he's kicking at a cat

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 30, 2022 23:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

*does a link roll into the sphinks*

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 30, 2022 23:08

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Asphinkster says what?

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 1, 2022 01:11

Ass-penny

won't someone let nut out of that golden cat they've got themselves stuck in?

# ? Dec 1, 2022 01:20

tutankhalmond

Shifty Nipples posted:

hey i posted a funny too damnit, it may have been low effort but it was funny i demand to speak to the manager or whatever

We were tricked into thinking your animated image (which I first thought was magic) was a "sig", a phenomenon local to here. It's like you had a riddle for us and we failed. You did it. You double won.

Everyone please stop destroying a timeless piece of my history I will never be the same after seeing it get gape stretched.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 02:09

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

rear end-penny posted:

won't someone let nut out of that golden cat they've got themselves stuck in?

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 1, 2022 02:15

Heather Papps: hello friend

"woop woop that's the sound of the beast
woop woop that's the sound of the po-lice"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 1, 2022 02:22

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

tutankhalmond posted:

We were tricked into thinking your animated image (which I first thought was magic) was a "sig", a phenomenon local to here. It's like you had a riddle for us and we failed. You did it. You double won.

Everyone please stop destroying a timeless piece of my history I will never be the same after seeing it get gape stretched.

Hah I thought that might have been what happened, nbd it's cool.

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 1, 2022 02:27

Shifty Nipples

Heather Papps posted:

"woop woop that's the sound of the beast
woop woop that's the sound of the po-lice"

Viginti Septem posted:

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 1, 2022 02:28

Ass-penny

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Dec 1, 2022 03:08

Prof. Crocodile

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Dec 1, 2022 03:13

ChubbyChecker

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Dec 1, 2022 13:17

Stoner Sloth

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Dec 1, 2022 13:22

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

In case of emergency: bust a nut

# ? Dec 1, 2022 13:35

nut

Viginti Septem posted:

Whoah.

first off, david blaine aint poo poo i did orb life for a month suck it

....now, before u all ask, ya i did climb into an ancient structure that is a metaphorical pillar for an entire ancient civilization, ya i did receive the punishment of eternal damnation for my greed by being stuck in history's first gatcha machine, no nobody else here laughed when i called it hammurabi's chode, yes i did confuse hammurabi for being ancient egyptian

why did i do it? well the confusion about hammurabi is because i'm a victim of the public school system's approach to history. why did i climb into the orb? the sphinks told me, on the eve of the month, that contained deep in its depths was the most valuable treasure in the universe.

in retrospect, you might think that is the friends we made along the way, who helped me escape a forever prison.

WRONG, its actually this which i found back in the glass globe