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Heather Papps

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a man!



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Heather Papps

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Heather Papps

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did you all know paper can give you cuts!? once i've cleaned up the blood i'll try again

e: it is a fish

Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Nov 2, 2022



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Heather Papps

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:perfect:



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Heather Papps

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https://voca.ro/1aFRETFQOCWf



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Heather Papps

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EASVMo-SOs4
my cat likes grass almost as much as i do



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Heather Papps

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my karate chop isn't great but i can do a neat one inch punch



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Heather Papps

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Viginti Septem posted:

poo poo, sorry

I'm not very observant right now

i am actually very strong



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Heather Papps

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i didn't forgot this is when my math said to post



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Heather Papps

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you rang?



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Heather Papps

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zoobie zoobie zoo?



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Heather Papps

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cheez it, i holler
the fuzz! time to skedaddle!
chased by some crackers



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Heather Papps

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tutankhalmond posted:

Whereas I am blown away, the Sphinks wonders if...perhaps...this clown could yet be funnier...especially knowing some of the great prizes that could be earned by doing so...


are we getting closer?



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Heather Papps

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tutankhalmond posted:

riddles know no bounds. questions beyond time and space and first gen even

Typhlosion (Japanese: バクフーン Bakphoon) is a Fire-type Pokémon introduced in Generation II.

It evolves from Quilava starting at level 36. It is the final form of Cyndaquil.

In Hisui, Typhlosion has a dual-type Fire/Ghost regional form. It evolves from Quilava starting at level 36. It is the final form of Cyndaquil in the Hisui region.

In this essay i will outline exactly why the hisui form is terrible. typhlosion is maybe my favourite sugimori pokemon design, for personal reasons, also to be outlined.

my first pokemon game was yellow, when my dad's friend won a gameboy colour special pikachu edition with a copy of pokemon yellow as a prize in a golf tournament. having no children, he bequeathed it to my father, who gave it to me. i loved that game, but when pokemon gold and silver were announced i knew that things were gonna change. i had not played yellow when everyone else was playing red and green - but i was ready, trained and hardened for the battle that was to come.

on November 21, 1999, i was driven to a walmart, where i had used my own money to place a pre-order. it was time. i picked the fire type starter because i am a reformed pyromaniac. we adventured through the world, together, defeated the elite 4, and then the kanto gyms, and eventually red, together. i knicknamed him elvis, and his children were all elvis themed names, for some reason. my grandmother really likes elvis. i transferred him from game to game all the way to pokemon x, where i was finally able to hand feed and pat his head. this is all to say i loved my fire weasel very much.

flash forward to today, where i discover that there's a new form - not a single fire type, but fire and ghost type. i was overjoyed, excited, delighted. untill i scrolled down, and found this image:
1

this is not my friend.

this is my friend.
2

we had adventures together for more than a decade. i loved elvis like a son3 and am livid that they did my boy like this. not only is typhlosion the best pokemon, but their alternate form is the WORST4 pokemon

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1-https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:157Typhlosion-Hisui.png
2- https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:Spr_4h_157.png
3- my own research, see heather papps et-all this post
4- revealed to me in a dream



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Heather Papps

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Non Krampus Mentis posted:

oh it’s on now, motherfuckers

no jokes i'm kind of reconsidering my position.



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Heather Papps

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psyduck is really good



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Heather Papps

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i'll take a blended african roast americano, cream instead of milk, milk instead of coffee, coffee instead of milk, extra foam, double whip, shot of hazlenut but also a single actual hazlenut in there AND you have to spell my name right.



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Heather Papps

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:hai:



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Heather Papps

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it's good!(?)



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Heather Papps

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a dingus, a dongus
i'm rightus you're wrongus
it's all fiddle faddle
we wiggle, you waggle
concerned about sizes
missed out on prizes
quite sad and lonely
cause yer tiney boney



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Heather Papps

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Leon Leonwood Bean



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Heather Papps posted:

Leon Leonwood Bean

l.l. bean boots available at marks work warehouse with a lifetime guarentee



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Heather Papps

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this is too much for me sphinks



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Heather Papps posted:

this is too much for me sphinks

i was right i am not putting one more click into this monstrosity jesus have mercy on my i have blasphemed against G-d and humanity

the artist in me wants to make this work but i REFUSE

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)



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Heather Papps

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yo momma so kind she's known as the whole neighbourhoods momma



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oh my god i'm 51 years old what happened to the time i'm my father already jesus christ he died at 88, and he played football. all i do is sit in a car gently caress my life is more than half over how did the years start passing so god damned fast



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5caFA-0zxs



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thank you very much for the new ringtone



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i wouldn't kill a bunch of kids at school but sure whatever peanut butter rules go ahead i guess



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Shifty Nipples posted:

hah that's pretty clever having nut stuck in there in such a way that they are set free by december



the way the legs flail into frame makes me lol, i never really watched Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

this is funny it's like he's kicking at a cat



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Heather Papps

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*does a link roll into the sphinks*



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Heather Papps

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"woop woop that's the sound of the beast
woop woop that's the sound of the po-lice"



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Heather Papps

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what did u eat?



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nut posted:

nm, you?

i've been buying these packs of chicken legs and then baking them lately they're pretty good. lettuce is weirdly expensive right now and i know it's important but it feels really weird paying like five dollars for a head of iceberg.

i have not been trapped.



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Heather Papps

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this is not a joke my grandfather used to get an orange as a christmas present when he was young, and he was ecstatic about it. ate a banana with his cereal every day i knew him till he died cause he couldn't get over being able to have a banana every day.



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