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Nov 1, 2022 19:07
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thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig 
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these are all rad as hell 
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Nov 2, 2022 23:24
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the dog says “boof” the sheep says “baa” three singing dracs say “blah! blah! blah!” (apologies to Sandra Boynton) Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 4, 2022 21:11
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hope you like tumby cause Benedict has a lot of it
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Nov 5, 2022 17:36
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hang on, I think I know how I want to test this. gotta go to the grocery store first though
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Nov 6, 2022 16:23
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ok so I went to the grocery store and here’s how I’m testing the strength of my karate chop here is twenty breadsticks.  ready, set…  so i think I broke 8 and knocked one off the counter? if we’re being generous, O benevolent boy king, my karate chop can devastate 9 breadsticks. but that’s just against a kitchen counter, mind. if I could set up some cinderblocks… who knows Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 7, 2022 00:35
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Viginti Septem posted:Whoa! dear sir, madam, or other: how very dare you. fight me at mass. I will ruin 9 breadsticks’ worth of your spine 
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Nov 7, 2022 02:33
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Viginti Septem posted:poo poo, sorry it’s okay, I was just goofing! I’m sorry, I should have been clearer I was doing a bit. Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 7, 2022 04:07
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so I’m in EST, and decided to look up what time it is in UCT right now. EST gives me 14:13 and UCT 19:13. by that logic, the time the Sphinks is asking for is 15:32 EST, aka 20:32 UCT. this is presuming daylight savings doesn’t enter into the equation, but if so, may I suggest we construct a henge and see what it has to say on the winter solstice Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 7, 2022 20:16
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Viginti Septem posted:I consulted the hinge. It didn't provide much in the way of answers. did you try getting under the altar in a crouching position Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 8, 2022 00:12
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Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 8, 2022 23:53
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wait… hold on a moment. let me look at that again… oh! wait! I’ve seen taskmaster, I know how lateral thinking works 
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Nov 9, 2022 04:16
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I’ve been thinking about this all drat day, boy king so here you go: jon ham(m) Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 10, 2022 02:17
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A buck twenty-five in the vending machine yields cheesy perfection Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 10, 2022 21:05
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at the very least the cheesiness within is acceptable Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 10, 2022 21:08
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call me rude abaga abaga are you veg enough~ Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 11, 2022 22:02
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I say get down turn around go to town rutabaga scootabaga boogie
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Nov 11, 2022 22:24
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if I extend a request for someone else to edit something into the photo (since I don’t currently have the capability or knowhow) can it count as a contribution from both of us? because if so, I would love it if someone gave this clown a name tag that says “Hello, my name is Pagliacci”
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Nov 13, 2022 00:51
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that or the classic Cesar Romero Joker mustache under the white makeup thanks, my bad pennies Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 13, 2022 00:52
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oh it’s on now, motherfuckers
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Nov 14, 2022 18:45
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Why Psyduck is the Best Pokémon, by Non Krampus Mentis Through the many generations of Pokémon, there have been dozens of stand-outs and fan favorites. However, today I submit to you, the good people of BYOB, that there is in fact a superior Pokémon, and it is Psyduck. Why, you may ask, is Psyduck the best? Raw power? Animal instinct? Killer moves? I submit to you that, in defiance of metagaming logic and the mechanics of the game, the appeal of Psyduck has nothing to do with its utility in battle: more than any other Pokémon, Psyduck is Just A Little Guy, and that is what makes them stand out. Let’s look at the facts. Fact 1: Psyduck is cute. Look at that little guy. Just a soft little blob with quirky features—a bill, webbed feet, paw-hands, a crest that might be fur or feathers, and that big-eyed stare. The now-obscure word fubsy applies handily to Psyduck, with its squat physique and round shapes. Not to mention in Detective Pikachu (Letterman et al, 2019), the CGI Psyduck was given a truly incredible texture: feathers that evoke the midpoint between a fuzzy baby chick and an adult bird. Imagine the downy softness of a chick but also the smoothness of grown feathers, all in a bright, friendly sunshine yellow. That’s an eminently huggable creature. Fact 2: Psyduck is relatable. Perhaps appropriately in a setting where many types of animals can be shrunk down into Pokeballs and hurled at one another at a moment’s notice, Psyduck looks perpetually overwhelmed. That vacant stare evokes a feeling all too familiar in a post-2020 world: a sense of having forgotten something terribly important at the worst possible time to do so. We are told by the Pokédex in multiple games (among them Moon, Shield, and Yellow) that Psyduck’s powers are linked to chronic headaches and stress, and that it rarely remembers using its powers once the headache subsides. Who among us has not, in a moment of supreme frustration, found an unexpected reservoir of strength, and later recalled the event through a somewhat fuzzy filter? In a world where anxiety abounds, Psyduck reassures us that we are not alone in feeling overwhelmed—and provides a necessary reminder that we are capable of more than we think, despite our limitations. Fact 3: Psyduck is funny. Again, I implore: look at that face. That expression that ranges from “what the gently caress?” to “the gently caress you just say to me?” to “oh Jesus oh god gently caress me running”. Not to mention their body shape means their gait is all waddly and bouncy. That poo poo is hilarious. Who needs powerful moves or stats when you’ve got the power to make everyone around you laugh? Fact 4: Psyduck is a smilie.  I hope you have enjoyed my report on Psyduck as much as I enjoyed writing it. Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 15, 2022 01:30
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Heather Papps posted:psyduck is really good Psyduck is a cute little guy who just makes me feel better to look at. if I could have one irl, I would. Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 15, 2022 02:27
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Heather Papps posted:no jokes i'm kind of reconsidering my position. the story of your love for elvis no lie made me a little misty. to migrate across so many games until you could finally pet your little buddy… beautiful. Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 15, 2022 02:29
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Behold, O boy king: I bring you a star map of heretofore uncharted constellations! Let me explain. Top right (linked by a pink line), The Whip. Often described as “rad as hell” and “probably not celestial Morse code”. Middle right (linked by a dark green line), The Shrug. No one knows where this one was first observed, and no one seems to care. Bottom right (linked by a red line), The Questing Beast. Don’t try to navigate by this one. Or do. I can’t tell you what to do with your life. Bottom left (linked by a blue line), William Castle’s The Tingler. Among the stars, no one can hear you scream. And finally, top left (linked by a pale blue line), The Polite But Emphatic “No, Thank You”. Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 17, 2022 03:23
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I tried writing a sonnet wherein every word contains the letter “e” but only got one line in: When winter evenings make the golden east and then my brain made fart noises on a loop for half an hour so, sorry boy king, imagine this engraved on a pedestal supporting two vast and trunkless legs of stone beside a half sunk shattered visage. nothing beside remains. round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare the lone and level sands stretch far away. Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 17, 2022 23:56
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manifisto’s av: a window into our past that stares back at us. Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 19, 2022 01:43
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