the Curse of the Sphinks

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# ¿ Nov 1, 2022 14:54

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 18:18

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Heather Papps posted:

a man!

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# ¿ Nov 1, 2022 20:14

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Edward Fingerhands posted:

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# ¿ Nov 1, 2022 22:43

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I don't want to tell tales out of school, but there's something off about that last review...

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2022 05:14

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here you go, hail the boy king

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2022 14:56

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# ¿ Nov 3, 2022 14:36

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# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 16:01

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https://voca.ro/1lADk0yCFGeV

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# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 02:20

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I looked it up and it said it was 3:32 PM US EST

maybe daylight savings time is playing some hijinks on us

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# ¿ Nov 7, 2022 15:33

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oh god, I forgot about the perfidious german time lexicon

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# ¿ Nov 7, 2022 16:44

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im gay

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# ¿ Nov 7, 2022 21:32

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# ¿ Nov 8, 2022 15:45

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orange in my cup
orange in my friend's shocked mouth
gently caress you david blaine

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# ¿ Nov 10, 2022 15:15

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beer pal posted:

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# ¿ Nov 11, 2022 00:56

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# ¿ Nov 11, 2022 17:45

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Pikachu is the best pokemon. He is yellow,¹ very powerful,² and a loyal friend.³

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_{1. Sherbert Hoover, Pikachu, 1998, colored pencil, 8.5 by 11 in., private collection, New Braunfels, Texas.

2. Ibid.

3. �Pikachu's Goodbye,� Pok�mon: Indigo League, Season 1, Episode 39 (Tokyo: TV Tokyo, April 16, 1998).}

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# ¿ Nov 14, 2022 17:45

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alnilam posted:

3. Author's research, conducted 1997.

lol

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# ¿ Nov 14, 2022 21:16

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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 05:30

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exasperated barista voice: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?

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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 21:41

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# ¿ Nov 16, 2022 15:39

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no i don't think i can, op

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# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 15:16

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i will never discuss our great master King Gape's av

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# ¿ Nov 18, 2022 15:36

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hey the ladies say I got a small dick
but the orbs when they see me say click click click
call me emptyquote gene
got that yellow on my screen
all my buddies in the yob they don't care about my bean
Im a poster packing peanut
but you should see me strut
when the yobbers in the yob quote my post about a butt

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# ¿ Nov 21, 2022 02:07

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a work boot provider

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# ¿ Nov 21, 2022 15:20

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maybe i should make an 8-bar rap about this fish...

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# ¿ Nov 22, 2022 15:27

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# ¿ Nov 23, 2022 15:52

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Heather Papps posted:

i was right i am not putting one more click into this monstrosity jesus have mercy on my i have blasphemed against G-d and humanity

the artist in me wants to make this work but i REFUSE

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ahaha oh my god

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# ¿ Nov 24, 2022 05:15

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yo momma so cool the ice store called her to say she wins

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# ¿ Nov 24, 2022 16:59

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there was this amazing deleted scene from the phantom menace where jeff gordon was anakin's co-pilot in the podrace:

quote:

[Exterior, narrow canyon] Anakin leans forward and fires his turbo boosters as his engines roar to new life

Anakin: Now *this* is podracing! Hold on to your hat, Jeff Gordon!

Jeff Gordon: Oh no no no no. Not good!

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# ¿ Nov 25, 2022 21:36

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lol

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# ¿ Nov 27, 2022 04:38

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*walking up with a ladder on my shoulder*

Oh that peanut? Heh

*placing the ladder next to the sphinks' claw*

That peanut probably only has one nut inside

*climbing up the ladder*

Weak rear end bottom bulb, looks empty

*exiting the ladder, crawling across the sphinks' paw*

Malnourished, bad childhood probably, bad peanut mom smh

*stands up on the sphinks' shin*

Other end's nut probably tastes like rear end, just a bad peanut all around, throw it away imo

*kicks the poo poo out out of the sphinks' shin*

OW gently caress OWWW AHH

Throw it in the garbage where it belongs

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# ¿ Nov 27, 2022 18:50

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I saw a pharaoh with a crook and a flail in his hands
walking through the streets of giza in the rain
he was lookin for the place called king nut'an'cum'un
gonna get a big blessing for the grain

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *tickling the sphinks' chin*

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# ¿ Nov 28, 2022 15:33

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hmm more like "nut incoming"

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# ¿ Nov 28, 2022 15:36

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Check around the back for a larger hole

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# ¿ Nov 30, 2022 17:46

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wb nut!

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# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 15:17

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alnilam posted:

[bill nye chanting voice] nut! nut! nut! nut! *Guitar riff* Posting rules

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# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 16:18

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nut posted:

nm, you?

much

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# ¿ Dec 2, 2022 03:52

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I hope you get cheap lettuce again soon, but i have always wondered how it was so cheap in the first place considering all the time, resources, and labor it takes to grow, pick, clean, ship, etc.

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# ¿ Dec 2, 2022 06:03

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 18:18

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ChubbyChecker posted:

goldmine, please

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# ¿ Dec 3, 2022 21:20

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