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It's morning. You stir, rattling the last crystals of all hallow's night off of your once-frightened soul. Emerging from your bed, cocoon-like you are reborn. Another year of fear behind you. You are stronger. Braver. But...are you wiser? Alas, this is not your bedroom or couch or cot or hammock. You struggle to recognize these unforgiving sandstone walls. Minecraft? No. It's not minecraft. But it is not so undissimilar as to help your rousing mind put the pieces together. You are in the real, authentic Ancient Egypt. There is no doubt in your mind. This is real. Totally. Real. I stand before you. The boy king. All hail me because I'm cool and yet just a boy. A paradox? No. A miracle. ...but what stands before me? Well, before me and a bit to the side. A large, crafted, and spry cat. ...a cat? Ok, maybe not a cat. A koala? I can't put my finger on it... I interrupt, knowledgeable and sounding confident and cool. "Welcome BYOB, to my domain. Real, authentic, and highly rewarding Ancient Egypt. I am the boy king, tutankhalmond. Ever young like that foo fighters song I think, yet also...ever smart. Peculiar, you think. I awake you from your Halloween slumber to usher in the sacred month, when the tides ebb and the mind flows. You have steeled yourself on another year of not being afraid of the neighbour's kids dressed like Roblox characters, but bravery is not all there is to time and space. I appear now to test your wisdom. Please do not fear me." You fear me, no doubt. But, you still listen. "I challenge thee to return to face my Sphinks daily during the holy season and seek to solve its riddles." You like riddles but this is stupid and you just want a normal November. "For those who solve...there will be fabulous prizes." You stop listening because you don't need to hear anymore. You're in. You plan to face the Sphinks' riddles daily to win fabulous prizes. |
# ¿ Nov 1, 2022 14:09 |
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2022 14:12 |
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tutankhalmond waits for a small crowd. He hides his mouth and makes poorly considered robotic gear sounds and reaches out with his free hand to place it on the Sphinks. When he moves his hand from the Sphinks, there remains a coded message. "She has spoken." |
# ¿ Nov 1, 2022 14:13 |
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While many came close, only you few have succeeded. A deep rumbling and a vibration emanates from the Sphinks. A capsule launches out. A shock of joy jolts through you. Hey, you earned this. Let's crack this mfer open. YOU WON COMBOS (PIZZERIA PRETZEL VER.) What experts are saying about Combos (Pizzeria Pretzel ver.) Congratulations on today's success. As your prize is much to large for your wittle hands, please accept this conveniently sized trinket. It would fit nicely in your sig, in my opinion. But what do I know. I'm just a boy king. |
# ¿ Nov 2, 2022 03:46 |
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"Another day, another dollar", you think. Except it is only the second day (the first instance of coincidence enabling you to extract some expectations as to what comes next). "Big sigh, the usual", you also think. The Sphinks continues to brim, full of ancient objects of mystery and potentially 1-2 more flavours of Combos. ...or does it? I have convened with the Gods to derive today's timeless riddle. Will you be brave enough to rise to the challenge? Some say another's life depends on it. Others don't, to be clear. |
# ¿ Nov 2, 2022 13:52 |
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Sherbert Hoover posted:here you go, hail the boy king Escape From Noise posted:U luv it. more falafel please posted:i have something better for this but I need to dig around at home for it Heather Papps posted:did you all know paper can give you cuts!? once i've cleaned up the blood i'll try again Such bravery cannot go unrewarded. I demand that the Sphinks recognize and appreciate a rad as hell thing. Oh wow it worked! Move that bus move that bus move that bus YOU WON CHILDREN'S DIMETAPP (DAY & NIGHT COMBO) What experts are saying about Children's Dimetapp (Day & Night Combo) Please hold this trinket near and dear to your sig. Not for any emotional reasons, just to prevent congestion. |
# ¿ Nov 3, 2022 05:39 |
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Waking up to the ripe smell of pizza-flavoured combos washed down with a refreshing swish of Children's Dimetapp. Two great tastes that taste great together. Alas, the Sphinks remains full. Packed to the gills with fabulous prizes that you might recognize. Actually, it's funny that you mention that. The Sphinks was telling me a riddle this morning. I actually got them to write it down with their big Sphinks hands even though it's on this small note. Some things we were never meant to understand. |
# ¿ Nov 3, 2022 13:51 |
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Five is a start better than zero, I suppose. |
# ¿ Nov 3, 2022 14:08 |
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The mind boggles at these unreal scenes. My mind struggles to comprehend, but ultimately cannot...oh well, you get a prize! What could it be? I certainly hope not more than like 8 fingers ahhhh YOU WON JORDAN 1 MIDs (INFANT to TODDLER-SIZED) What experts are saying about Jordan 1 Mids (Infant to Toddler-sized) Wow oh wow it looks like you won the big one this time. Here is your even more Infant to Toddler-sized trinket |
# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 14:30 |
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Whereas your frail, human body might sleep, the Sphinks cannot (it's actually sad) Rumble rumble rumble do you hear that rumble? I have reason to believe today's clue is oh whoa it was in my pocket how did you do that Sphinks |
# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 14:31 |
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Viginti Septem posted:Can I still get in on yesterday's? Time is a metaphor. Every riddle is yesterday’s riddle. |
# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 17:24 |
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it’s strange…I’m holding my ear against these posts, but I don’t hear a thing. not even the ocean… |
# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 01:51 |
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biosterous posted:bark, baaaa, blaaaahhh Non Krampus Mentis posted:the dog says “boof” Viginti Septem posted:Barking Viginti Septem posted:
Escape From Noise posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs more falafel please posted:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LJFWVv0U9U0 Ranging from acceptable to incredible, the Sphinks has assured me that you have exceeded even their own solutions. A plastic egg well-earned. Oh my...i-is it just me? Or do you also smell something wonderful inside? Quick, get to it. YOU WON MCCAIN DELUXE PIZZA POCKET (STILL WARM) What experts are saying about McCain Deluxe Pizza Pocket Congratulations on such a big score! I've made it all the tinier for your convenience On-The-Go. Also, if you were bothered by the slightly off framing of the last signature trinket, do not fret. The Sphinks has told me this was a hidden test and you all passed. Your reward is a fixed one. |
# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 14:48 |
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It's strange. The evil and inescapable dread shrouding the Sphinks seems to have lifted, if only slightly, following everyone's posting. This morning, when I asked the Sphinks how to read the Lake Tahoe scrolls, it simply replied, "very carefully..." Oh yeah, right, a riddle. The Sphinks remains calloused regarding in its demands, at least... |
# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 14:51 |
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hmm capitalizing on the previous efforts of others…I wasn’t aware we had landlords in the chat… |
# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 15:32 |
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more falafel please posted:here's my friend joe's dog, Joe the dog Non Krampus Mentis posted:hope you like tumby cause Benedict has a lot of it biosterous posted:
Heather Papps posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EASVMo-SOs4 A wonderful showing. The heart whelms of even I, the stolid boy king. Strange...this one seems to be rumbling on its own. Let's see why. YOU GOT DWIGHT! What experts are saying about Dwight: As big as Dwight's personality (and love for computers) is, we've shrunk him down for your convenience. Congratulations on making a new friend. Your mother and I knew it would happen. |
# ¿ Nov 6, 2022 14:27 |
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Another day another...oh no...i'm getting word now from the producers. It seems...it seems for unforeseen circumstances today's riddle must change. I will convene with the Sphinks and adjust appropriately. C'mon tut, you know this, you can do this. Ok ok, I'm getting a vision, I'm scry writing or something. Yeah... |
# ¿ Nov 6, 2022 14:32 |
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biosterous posted:honestly, not very strong, i think i could only knock out like three water buffaloes in a row before i got too tired Khanstant posted:my karate chop so fine it is more like such as karate dice more falafel please posted:my karate chop is untrained, unpracticed. raw, full of untapped karate potential Non Krampus Mentis posted:ok so I went to the grocery store and here’s how I’m testing the strength of my karate chop Heather Papps posted:my karate chop isn't great but i can do a neat one inch punch Viginti Septem posted:I was going to take a photo of the moon, which is waxing gibbous right now and go into detail about the difference between waxing and waning, and how to tell them apart. I spent a very long time rotobrushing the car scene from Karate Kid and I was going to change the scene to night time, throw a video of the phases of the moon behind it and animate in "wax on, wane off" with Miagi to teach waxing as growing and waning as shrinking. Then my brain broke and I got really upset with my work and all the other shtuff that I'm not handling well right now and I just deleted it all. Humility, strength, and honour abound. The Sphinks said no one even lied and the Sphinks would know if you did. And what signals strength better than a cheap mass produced plastic shell? An unmistakable heft inside. Pop crack open. YOU GOT LEVITON SINGLE TO TWIN LAMPHOLDER ADAPTER What experts are saying about Leviton Single to Twin Lampholder Adapter Wow..........here's a small one, I guess |
# ¿ Nov 7, 2022 14:44 |
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The riddle Sphinks may look as if you are approaching for the first time, but I assure you that you have already made a significant chunk of progress in its greatest mystery. Sometimes, as I answer the Sphinks, I like to think of my own mysteries in life. Where are my keys? How can you have a pocket full of sunshine? Anyways, enough about me, here's today's riddle....for you. |
# ¿ Nov 7, 2022 14:48 |
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truly a deep riddle not written poorly (the Sphinks could never). Perhaps trust your heart and see what happens. |
# ¿ Nov 7, 2022 20:03 |
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Each step closer to your truth |
# ¿ Nov 7, 2022 20:31 |
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more falafel please posted:can't hurt Sherbert Hoover posted:im gay ChubbyChecker posted:updog google THIS posted:Update: I forgot Heather Papps posted:i didn't forgot this is when my math said to post Non Krampus Mentis posted:did you try getting under the altar in a crouching position biosterous posted:"two minutes past half of the 20th (math in Universal Coordinated Time)" Viginti Septem posted:Half of 20 is... Chewbecca posted:Posting on the offchance Incredibly, and despite your doubts, each and every one of you managed to post at the exact minute in question. Haunting... A scrumptious burnt orange or brown or something okay crack it YOU GOT HEINZ SAUCY SAUCE What experts are saying about Heinz Saucy Sauce Mmmm, yum yum. Here's a trinket-sized bottle in case you happen across a single fry. |
# ¿ Nov 8, 2022 14:49 |
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God...sometimes it doesn't even feel like we've cleared anything from in there. An endless orb of prizes begging to be won, a pressing force like air coating the earth dragging our bodies, hands, and arms downward, our psychologically quarter-equipped shaking palms fumbling around the coin slot...evermore...... |
# ¿ Nov 8, 2022 14:50 |
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Chewbecca posted:Very carefully Non Krampus Mentis posted:wait… hold on a moment. The deep fear that so many solutions can be correct. Shattering to the reductive and positivistic world perspective snuggling so deep into our assumed gaze.... The deep fear that this shell will never open haha jk let's gooooo YOU WON HEINZ SAUCY SAUCE (KRANCH VAR.) What experts are saying about Heinz Saucy Sauce (Kranch var.) Wowee Zowee, the tangy kick to start the day, here in real Egypt. |
# ¿ Nov 9, 2022 16:11 |
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We must rise and fall like the lungs of earth, riddle solution in constant smoothen flux. Forever. For a month. Ahhh a timeless one from ancient years. |
# ¿ Nov 9, 2022 16:13 |
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Non Krampus Mentis posted:I’ve been thinking about this all drat day, boy king Two (2) heroes standing in the way of sure annihilation (I mentioned the annihilation thing, right?) A profound win and some more time bought for the human race. This one's murmuring...hmmm.....just hold it away from your body while you open it... YOU GOT MICKEY MOUSE What experts are saying about Mickey Mouse I shattered and shrunk him for you...I hope no one misses him... |
# ¿ Nov 10, 2022 14:50 |
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Hoo boy, we're getting there, definitely. If you shake the Sphinks everything kinda rattles around in there because there's so much space. There are also faint cries of pain but more important the rattling! I'd like to thank the sponsor of today's riddle, Cheez-It® Baked Snack Cracker Products |
# ¿ Nov 10, 2022 14:53 |
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Heather Papps posted:cheez it, i holler Sherbert Hoover posted:orange in my cup biosterous posted:i'm sorry to say more falafel please posted:i wouldn't buy them LawrenceFriday posted:White Cheddar, Four Cheese, Chewbecca posted:I intended day 9, but time passed me by Non Krampus Mentis posted:A buck twenty-five Non Krampus Mentis posted:at the very least ChubbyChecker posted:i like my cheezits your friend sk posted:orange rectangle rear end-penny posted:Cheeze It's are fantas So many ways to Show that you love dem cheez-its Fantastic showing Hard plastic casing Satisfied when it pops off gimme gimme prize YOU WON JEFF PROBST What experts are saying about Jeff Probst Honey I shrunk the guy who hosts survivor your favourite show |
# ¿ Nov 11, 2022 15:46 |
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Frankly, the Sphinks is feeling a bit burned out. They warned me that today may not be their best, but even the worst of a timeless entity can be good Oh....ohhhh.......hm. What a...mysterious omen....I cannot imagine how such a riddle will be met... |
# ¿ Nov 11, 2022 15:48 |
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Viginti Septem posted:I searched Bing for "garfield rutabaga" because I thought I remembered an old comic with him using the term rutabaga and this was the first image. Which has nothing to do with rutabagas. But oddly has a feel of.... Chewbecca posted:Rutabaga? I barely even know a baga! beer pal posted:rutabaga Non Krampus Mentis posted:call me rude abaga abaga rear end-penny posted:rutabaga, tootabaga, never wanna lose ya baga Non Krampus Mentis posted:I say get down turn around go to town rutabaga scootabaga boogie Viginti Septem posted:More like LUDA Bega Another day, another masterful demonstration that BYOB is full of sweet, baby geniuses. How can such might go unrewarded? When I hold this capsule, I can't help but think as if I'm outside of my own head...there must be a miracle inside... YOU GOT CINNAMON TWISTS PRESENTED BY TACO BELL THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN What experts are saying about Cinnamon Twists (presented by Taco Bell; Think Outside the Bun) Wow, sounds like we reeled in a great one today. Lemme just make it so small that the loose sugar granules can't sneak out through a corner of the bag |
# ¿ Nov 12, 2022 18:26 |
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As we take our first humble, baby steps towards a halfway point in this crazy journey we call a month of life, I want you to make sure you take time and reflect whoah not that much we still got a riddle to do Interesting, the Sphinks seems to have enclosed an addition half-clown as referred to in the riddle... |
# ¿ Nov 12, 2022 18:31 |
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Whereas I am blown away, the Sphinks wonders if...perhaps...this clown could yet be funnier...especially knowing some of the great prizes that could be earned by doing so... |
# ¿ Nov 13, 2022 15:37 |
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It's beautiful. All of the contributors (including those who provided the ideas for such improvement) deserve this heartily. Now let's see just how worth it all that extra effort was! YOU GOT MCCORMICK GROUND CUMIN (THE TASTE YOU TRUST) What experts are saying about McCormick Ground Cumin (The Taste You Can Trust) Wow oh wow, the big score. Worth it, if you ask me. Could be a bit tinier but--oh, would you look at that! |
# ¿ Nov 14, 2022 13:55 |
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Ahh, I'm starting to see....well the capsules are leaving hmmm...I suppose nothing much more to do than keep chipping away at the timeless riddles produced by the infamous Sphinks Strange. It seems the Sphinks hand-edited this one as well... Admittedly, the Sphinks and I do not know what a Pokemon is, but we are both excited to start learning with the best... |
# ¿ Nov 14, 2022 14:15 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:i wonder if people can use original character pokemons (do not steal)? riddles know no bounds. questions beyond time and space and first gen even |
# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 01:09 |
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the gods cry today. For joy. |
# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 01:38 |
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google THIS posted:Pikachu (Pokémon Red, 1996) (Pokémon Blue, 1996) (Pokémon Yellow, 1998) Sherbert Hoover posted:Pikachu is the best pokemon. He is yellow,1 very powerful,2 and a loyal friend.3 alnilam posted:Moltres is one of the legendary bird Pokémon.1 When Moltres flaps its flaming wings, they glimmer with a dazzling red glow.2 Properly trained, Moltres can also beat all of the Elite 5 Pokemon.3 Heather Papps posted:Typhlosion (Japanese: バクフーン Bakphoon) is a Fire-type Pokémon introduced in Generation II. Non Krampus Mentis posted:Why Psyduck is the Best Pokémon, by Non Krampus Mentis more falafel please posted:For centuries, orbkind has pondered which pokemon is the best pokemon. Of course, one must only look to the classic French philosophy text Équipage Saccagé1 to learn that it is, in fact, Slowpoke. Each of his legs has a single White Claw2: coincidence? Unlikely. An impressive showing by BYOB local scholars. In depth, thoughtful, but ultimately all wrong. The best pokemon is Snorlax (God, personal communication; Satan, personal communication). But your hard work must be rewarded! Oooo this one smells like vanilla and sweat... YOU GOT MR BEAST MERCH, HYPE BEAST, MR. BEAST, SCENTED CANDLES, 9OZ What experts are saying about Mr Beast Merch, hype beast, Mr. Beast, Scented Candles, 9oz ...Alright! Maybe if it's smaller it won't smell so bad. |
# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 14:50 |
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Sometimes, if you sit perfectly still, I swear I can hear heavy breathing from the Sphinks, which is unreal because the Sphinks is in impeccable shape. Always has been. I see that the Sphinks is really leaning into their corporate partnerships. I guess even a timeless statue of sand and indignation can celebrate the upcoming release of the new Starbucks Freezo Baha Zumiez Ice Brew. |
# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 15:00 |
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Bacon Taco posted:I'd like a tall pumpkin spice latte with oatmilk and vanilla powder, and a grande hazelnut mocha frappucino in a venti cup with an extra 3 pumps, and when they are both done pour the pumpkin spice latte into the frappucino cup. ChubbyChecker posted:virgin irish coffee on the rocks, neat Heather Papps posted:i'll take a blended african roast americano, cream instead of milk, milk instead of coffee, coffee instead of milk, extra foam, double whip, shot of hazlenut but also a single actual hazlenut in there AND you have to spell my name right. Sherbert Hoover posted:exasperated barista voice: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? Khanstant posted:coffee from offbrand chinese mr coffee machine, unknown preground beans, left to age unheated for 2 days, and a special little guy sucks out all the parts that taste like nyquil more falafel please posted:can I get a pour-under, a pour-between, and a pour-beside, for there Wow, the ad rep is telling us that engagement is off the charts, though Brad behind the counter looks fearful... I'm holding the capsule to my forehead. I see...blue skies, the smell of popcorn.....my dad disappointed I am not paying attention.... YOU GOT THE CHIBA LOTTE MARINES 2017-2021 MASCOT, 謎の魚 (LARVAL VER.) What experts are saying about the Chiba Lotte Marines 2017-2021 mascot, 謎の魚 (larval ver.) After retiring in 2021, 謎の魚 was shrunk down into a small trinket awaiting this challenge. |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 08:43 |
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In between riddles, I like to just sit and stare at such a perfect glass globe. I think I've seen a foot, but I could not tell you if it's still attached to much of anything. Maybe it's just wishful thinking. Ahhh, I see we've reached the Sphinks' abstract phase. Great. |
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