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Which of these tracks deserves C&K's $35
This poll is closed.
Petit Choux - ULI4 4 10.53%
Toadee - RR1 1 2.63%
Im_sorry - We Begin Bombing in 5 Minutes 4 10.53%
Papa Was A Video Toaster - Drug Abuse 1 2.63%
Cabbages & Kings - Laugh With Ronnie 2 5.26%
Danger - Octopus! - If Necessary, By Force 4 10.53%
CaptainViolence - Reagan Melons 4 10.53%
b33rchiller - Touch The Face of God 3 7.89%
Pollyanna - Elimination Nation 2 5.26%
xzzy - Trickle Down Beat 6 15.79%
Wrageowrapper - The Ascent of Bonzo 1 2.63%
So Math - The All American Ploy 2 5.26%
The Voice of Labor - 666-40-1488 0 0%
duck.exe - The Gipper Lurking in the Spectra 2 5.26%
Catblack - mod65 0 0%
Sweet Joke Nectar - Crocodile Prayers 2 5.26%
Total: 38 votes
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Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

(Approved by Azathoth!!)

Over in the Musician's Lounge sub we've had a contest to create spooktober music using Reagan samples and at least one synthesizer. It was the overwhelming, neigh*, unopposed opinion of that thread to have CSPAM do the voting.

We had two contests, this larger one, and then a subcontest for "unrecognizable Reagan" that will be voted in in this other thread: [to-be-edited-in-post-haste]

We'd really appreciate it if you'd listen to all the submissions before you vote! We'd like you to be much better informed than the average American voter. That's a low bar!

Contest Rules:
Whoever gets the most votes in this thread after 7 days, gets $35 from me. Whoever gets the most votes in the other thread, gets $25 from me. Paypal, venmo, or cash in an envelope.

In a normal contest I might say something about how you should think carefully about what you say in the thread to avoid injecting bias, but, this is cspam so :justpost:

IF YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN OWNING A CASSETTE COPY OF THIS, SAY SO IN THREAD!

The Entries

petit choux - Uli4 - https://soundcloud.com/tangible_animal_6/uil4

toadee - RR1 - https://soundcloud.com/tenfingerstentoes/rr1

im_sorry - We Begin Bombing in 5 Minutes - https://soundcloud.com/the_door_is_scary/we-begin-bombing-in-five-minutes

papa was a video toaster - Drug Abuse - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czv4wT1vSf8

danger - octopus! - If Necessary, By Force - https://soundcloud.com/trellickindustrial/if-necessary-by-force/s-WLHwRqeLALe?si=747599eeb5c043e7b99e2e35ff68f40c

duck.exe - The Gipper Lurking in the Spectra - https://soundcloud.com/user-801512603/the-gipper-lurking-in-the-spectra

Cabbages & Kings - Laugh With Ronnie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlrJsJEKKac

CaptainViolence - ReaganMelons - https://soundcloud.com/captainviolence/reagan-melons

b33rchiller - Touch The Face of God - https://soundcloud.com/beer-chiller/touch-the-face-of-god

Pollyanna - Elimination Nation - https://soundcloud.com/retrocombine/elimination-nation

xzzy - Trickle Down Beat - https://soundcloud.com/mrxzzy/trickle-down-beat

Wrageowrapper - The Ascent of Bonzo - https://soundcloud.com/user-128663089/the-ascent-of-bonzo

So Math - The All American Ploy - https://jocko-homomorphism.bandcamp.com/track/the-all-american-ploy

The Voice of Labor - 666-40-1488 - https://soundcloud.com/rid_labs/666...=social_sharing

Catblack - mod65 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrQdaYeTpHE&t=2s

Sweet Joke Nectar - Crocodile Prayers - https://soundcloud.com/nateshap/crocodile-prayers



* the best thing for the inside of a (wo)man is listening to all these tracks and then voting for whichever is best, you can lead a horse to water, neigh.

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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


:wrongcity:

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender
Pretty sure my vote for these is gonna matter more than my vote for an elected official ever has.

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

Kreeblah posted:

Pretty sure my vote for these is gonna matter more than my vote for an elected official ever has.

mathematically I bet this is true but the one reason I will always vote local is that a controversial fire hall expansion that my parents were against but didn't bother to show up for, passed by one vote. Likewise, at a recent school town meeting I went to, a measure was defeated by one vote. Of course, neither of these involved electing people. But that loving building is gonna outlast the voters. Well, maybe, it's kind of an expensive piece of poo poo with a roof that's already sloping, 20 years later.

From this I inferred that voting locally matters sometimes. VOTE!

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

I didnt read the thread and I dont recognize any of those songs, but I did get the first vote. This is the essence of democracy.

Proletarian Mango
May 21, 2011

I'm supposed to vote for one of these craftspeople to be paid while everyone else get nothing for their labor? All these workers deserve compensation. I vote for everyone to be paid prize money.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Proletarian Mango posted:

I'm supposed to vote for one of these craftspeople to be paid while everyone else get nothing for their labor? All these workers deserve compensation. I vote for everyone to be paid prize money.

Gritty is epic

So Math
Jan 8, 2013

Ghostly Clothier
While I was mining for quotes there was a clip calling Reagan the oldest man to be elected president. lol

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Proletarian Mango posted:

I'm supposed to vote for one of these craftspeople to be paid while everyone else get nothing for their labor? All these workers deserve compensation. I vote for everyone to be paid prize money.

The contract said we're getting paid in exposure.

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

I am glad to see the correct choice is winning so far.

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
14 votes in a day?

VOTE



ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Kreeblah posted:

Pretty sure my vote for these is gonna matter more than my vote for an elected official ever has.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
i thought this was gonna be another leon sticky

i tied up a vote

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
it's just occurring to me that a tie is possible

in that case we could either split prize money or have some kind of combat-by-proxy

alternately, more people just need to VOOOOTE

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Trying to vote for the rest of the submissions, but it won't let me cast more than one vote per account. What kind of pay to win bullshit is this?

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Dear king chuck, this mean American won't let me vote more than once. Please help.

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

B33rChiller posted:

Trying to vote for the rest of the submissions, but it won't let me cast more than one vote per account. What kind of pay to win bullshit is this?

oh poo poo you just reminded me I have a deeply buried alt with a 2013 reg date

we will change the name on that account to TIEBREAKER


and then not vote with it

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Fueling up my truck right now, sounds like we're gonna need a blockade with all this voter fraud going on.

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Gonna convince Romana Didulo to register. She will surely show us the way

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I just assume whoever comes second will never accept that the vote wasn't stolen

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost
brb going to squeeze into some badly-fitting tactical gear then go lurk near the voting buttons trying to intimidate people

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

I think the problem might be that CSPAM is the forum for people who have largely come to the conclusion that voting does nothing.

I am here to tell you that this is the most important election of our lives. The future of $25 is at stake!

VOTE!

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Also this election requires effort because I have to actually listen to the songs, instead of letting signs along the road tell me what to do.

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

Nix Panicus posted:

I think the problem might be that CSPAM is the forum for people who have largely come to the conclusion that voting does nothing.

I am here to tell you that this is the most important election of our lives. The future of $25 is at stake!

VOTE!

that's the other thread, this one is $35.

VOTE!

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

xzzy posted:

Also this election requires effort because I have to actually listen to the songs, instead of letting signs along the road tell me what to do.

You don't actually. You can click the vote button without even scrolling down if thats what your heart tells you to do. Just pick the name that resonates the most with you, or the one whose position on the page pleases you the most. These are time honored voting strategies employed by a depressing number of people for real world transfers of power!

Or just listen to me, a certified expert* in the field of spooky reagans and vote for We Begin Bombing in Five Minutes.


*not a certified expert

Barry Soteriology
Mar 1, 2020
i went to drop my ballot in the box, and these guys were watching me from across the street. the voter intimidation is real.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

first song is literally 20 minutes long

Sweet_Joke_Nectar
Jun 7, 2007

i'm a little shai :3

R. Mute posted:

first song is literally 20 minutes long

it’s a metaphor for the slow moving machine of political change

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

can't say no to reagan melons, with the all american ploy a close second. good work.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

All American Ploy is really good. We should have done ranked choice voting

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

R. Mute posted:

first song is literally 20 minutes long

correct and that's why it deserves to win. prog

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ram dass in hell posted:

correct and that's why it deserves to win.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

ram dass in hell posted:

correct and that's why it deserves to win. prog

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
I listened to all of them and they are all very good.

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
in the final hours of voting, I believe

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
VOTING HAS CLOSED

IN AN ELECTION THAT LITERALLY ANY 7 PEOPLE COULD HAVE CONSPIRED TO THROW ENTIRELY

xzzy - Trickle Down Beat IS THE WINNER OF AN AMAZING $35


xzzy, please PM me with paypal/venmo info, or, a postal address if you want the "envelope full of cash" option

CSpam, thanks for your accommodation, and general apathy towards this even as compared to the midterms :bow:

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

thanks you all are the best and we did it together and this election was fair and just and will never be contested. *glow sticks fall from ceiling*

Also those campaign promises? lol wadding them into a ball and tossing 'em in the trash.

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