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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
assaulting a bank manager because I missed TRL waiting in line and now I'll never know who was today's number 1 just punching and kicking with big fat tears rolling down my face with people yelling PLEASE STOP HE'S UNCONCIOUS then sending a loving wierd rear end letter to Carson Daily/

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HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
In Canada it is known as Much Music Malady

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Just LOVING JayZ GOD I LOVE JAYZ AND BEYONCE. American loving royalty.


i love Jay Z

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




*turns on the music television channel and watches reality TV shows*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Nelson Mandingo posted:

*turns on the music television channel and watches reality TV shows*

Debased. Depraved.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
If ROAD RULES doesn't win REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES CHALLENGE CARSON DAILY IS GOING TO loving PAY

I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I can't wait for the new Cheap Trick video. Should be on after the next commercial break.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Stop making lovely threads OP.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Stop making lovely threads OP.

Stop reading them, OP.

What the gently caress are you reading for when there is MTV to be consumed you dummy.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Carson Daly’s middle name is Jones. What Al’s loving waste.

It should be Cries, or Gapes, or Palms-Farts

corn haver
Mar 28, 2020
I'm in the care facility and I keep on telling people that I see Sisqó. He's hosting Spring Break but he's also going to perform The Thong Song- can't wait to see those dancers. Pink is there.

corn haver fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Nov 2, 2022

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

corn haver posted:

I'm in the care facility and I keep on telling people that I see Sisqó. He's hosting Spring Break but he's also going to perform The Thong Song- can't wait to see those dancers. Pink is there.

Spring Break. That guy from the Offspring wearing a Hawaiian shirt. like memories in the sand.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

WALL DRUG ROAD RULES

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i'm going to marry carson daly

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

cold meat
mutton pies
tell me when your mother dies
ill be there to bury her
cold meat
mutton pies

aeon flux - peter chung - mtv

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

*slowly morphs into Jesse Camp*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bad Purchase posted:

i'm going to marry carson daly

This but I say it while looking in a mirror in a room lit only with candles while holding my life sized Carson Daily doll made from take out containers and fortune cookie fortunes.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I was married to Carson Daly and let me tell you it was more like Carson once a month if I’m lucky :rolleyes:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
*brain has turned into a sentient mass of cocaine*

why yes I am an MTV exec why do you ask

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I was married to Carson Daly and let me tell you it was more like Carson once a month if I’m lucky :rolleyes:

lol

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Revins posted:

*brain has turned into a sentient mass of cocaine*

why yes I am an MTV exec why do you ask

*Eyes bulging*

Someone defibrillate Kurt Loader!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I want my empty v

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Showing up with my dick out only to find out they said VJ. VJ.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Still haven't deleted the bookmark for the page to vote for Aaliyah's "Are You That Somebody"

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I remember being in like 7th grade and the boys wanted KORN to win and the girls wanted N'SYNC and it didn't matter because they only showed 45 seconds of the music video anyway.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Still haven't deleted the bookmark for the page to vote for Aaliyah's "Are You That Somebody"

Singing with angels now.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Mariah Carey removing an oversize T-shirt to reveal her wearing a tanktop and short-shorts underneath is considered crazy and outrageous celebrity behavior.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eev8DiEq__s

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Eminem is guest hosting and he looks like he wants to kill himself

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Mariah Carey removing an oversize T-shirt to reveal her wearing a tanktop and short-shorts underneath is considered crazy and outrageous celebrity behavior.

Also: "omg did you see Mariah Carey was wearing a tanktop and short-shorts on TRL, god she is SUCH a slut I can't stand that ho" (*requests Britney Spears writhing with a snake video*)

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Direct a music video for a Van Halen song that the band doesn't even appear in.

The music video you directed wins Best Video at the MTV Awards.

The award is given to Van Halen.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



corn haver posted:

I'm in the care facility and I keep on telling people that I see Sisqó. He's hosting Spring Break but he's also going to perform The Thong Song- can't wait to see those dancers. Pink is there.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Cj8J00-Us

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Kurt Loder was the last bastion of integrity in American journalism and I defy anyone to name a news person with as much integrity as him

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

Matt pinfield

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Kennedy

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Chw8qqKdo&t=1s

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPwgyIsPZVY

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

gleefully watching jackass as a teenager, not knowing how it'll set me up for an endless string of online parasocial relationships in the decades to come

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Everyone dancing exactly 3' away from each other

:dafuq:

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