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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > The next new football team
 
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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It'll be the London Jellied Eels or whatever they use for logos over in Brexittania.
The Newcastle Geordies.

The Sydney gently caress This Is A Long Plane Rides.

The Honolulu Pineapples.

The Bananana posted:

I yield that the The Vermonsters is better; can the mascot be a Bigfoot?

Does Vermont have bigfoots?
When I worked at a Ben & Jerry's there was a super sized sundae called the Vermonster. It had a special bucket for the occasion.

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Nov 6, 2022

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
The Albuquerque Azteks.

Not for the former empire in Mexico, but for the Pontiac car from Breaking Bad.

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Pontius Pilate posted:

Looked this up for another football thread and I believe it was the inland empire. Do with that as you will.
The Fontana Football Team

The name brings all the excitement of the Inland Empire.

Wait, the Fontana Forklifters!

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