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Somehow it's once again Thursday night Football. Why does this keep happening? Where are the Broncos? An undefeated Eagles team faces off against a team from Texas cleverly called the Texans. This Texas team is very bad and headed by a 4th-round QB who might be a serviceable backup one day. Their top two WRs are out, including the good one. This leaves rookie RB Dameon Pierce and Rex "Rox Hurt Head" Burkhead to pick up the load. Do they even have a defense? I don't know. Is there a loving god? Probably not for this Houston team but who knows they may surprise you! I pray this game is a national embarrassment that ends 46-0, all defensive touchdowns except for a field goal and a safety. And Al Michaels retires in disgust at the half and is seen leaving in a 1928 Studabaker with two strippers and a clown and a trunk full of coke. Gardner Minshew comes out and just does donuts on the end zone for the final half on a chopped up Harley Davidson unicycle. Get drunk, abandon all hope and enter Thursday Night Football!
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Nov 4, 2022 00:22
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I ate a McRib today, and if it causes me any problems this game should solve that because it's going to be vomit-inducing.
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Nov 4, 2022 00:22
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I'm watching this (on my laptop, as my TV had the World Series and my iPad has wrestling).
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Nov 4, 2022 00:24
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I read that the eagles are bad with giving up rushing yards after contact so maybe that gives the texans a chance!!
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Nov 4, 2022 00:30
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I mean…might as well watch something. I could be doing something constructive but might as well check out the potential for comedic football
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Nov 4, 2022 00:37
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Nov 4, 2022 00:41
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Edward Mass posted:I'm watching this (on my laptop, as my TV had the World Series and my iPad has wrestling). Watching an overlong squash match that overstays its welcome and Rhyno vs Crazzy Steve
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Nov 4, 2022 00:50
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I have Amazon on already cause I’m bored, and Marshawn Lynch at NASA is content I never knew I needed.
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Nov 4, 2022 00:54
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i think this game will be funny
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Nov 4, 2022 00:59
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earger to discover whats up with this david mills character i see occasionally mentioned
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Nov 4, 2022 01:02
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 Despite being offered $5 off my next order, Wings Wings Wings made the "Wings of Shame" list as they didn't sauce their wings again. 
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Go birds go Phils
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Android Apocalypse posted:
Those are some sad wings dude. Edit: Do you have butter and hot sauce? Could just make some Buffalo sauce in a pan.
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HyperPuma posted:earger to discover whats up with this david mills character i see occasionally mentioned His neck
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Are you ready for this? Lol.
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Davis Mills
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Quiet Feet posted:Those are some sad wings dude. Luckily I do! I had leftover sauces from previous wing orders and they're making this sad meal edible. I also have a friend from out of town coming to the city today so I'll likely dip to meet up for a real dinner in a bit.
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Nov 4, 2022 01:08
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Android Apocalypse posted:
It's Wings Wings Wings, not Wings Wings Sauce.
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voted watching because trying to convince my 18 month old to eat dinner wasn't an option
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Nov 4, 2022 01:10
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Can thursday clownball save this snoozefest game? Many say no
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Sono posted:Wings Wings Sauce. The absolute worst regional variant of duck duck goose, confined only to Android's coffee table.
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Nov 4, 2022 01:13
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Android Apocalypse posted:
Is that a printer??? in your av stack?
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Android Apocalypse posted:
What the gently caress
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Nov 4, 2022 01:15
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Lol that dude in the Jim McMahon Eagles jersey
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RoastBeef posted:Is that a printer??? in your av stack? It's not in my av stack but close enough to my router so I can print stuff via wifi. Also saves me the hassle of carrying it to some girl's place.
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RoastBeef posted:Is that a printer??? in your av stack? to print off screens from the all-22 feed I'm assuming
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Nov 4, 2022 01:16
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Lol Texans got booed at home.
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go iggles
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Nov 4, 2022 01:17
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I thought I was promised all-red uniforms 
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Eagles frauds confirmed
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Freaquency posted:I thought I was promised all-red uniforms They haven’t worn red pants since 2010.
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fartknocker posted:They haven’t worn red pants since 2010. shameful
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unstoppable Texans offense
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kazil posted:unstoppable Texans offense Bring back Matt Schaub and Andre Johnson.
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Nov 4, 2022 01:21
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lol that cheerleader surprised at the catch
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Dorsett is still in the league?
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