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Somehow it's once again Thursday night Football. Why does this keep happening? Where are the Broncos? An undefeated Eagles team faces off against a team from Texas cleverly called the Texans. This Texas team is very bad and headed by a 4th-round QB who might be a serviceable backup one day. Their top two WRs are out, including the good one. This leaves rookie RB Dameon Pierce and Rex "Rox Hurt Head" Burkhead to pick up the load. Do they even have a defense? I don't know. Is there a loving god? Probably not for this Houston team but who knows they may surprise you! I pray this game is a national embarrassment that ends 46-0, all defensive touchdowns except for a field goal and a safety. And Al Michaels retires in disgust at the half and is seen leaving in a 1928 Studabaker with two strippers and a clown and a trunk full of coke. Gardner Minshew comes out and just does donuts on the end zone for the final half on a chopped up Harley Davidson unicycle. Get drunk, abandon all hope and enter Thursday Night Football!
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Android Apocalypse posted:
Those are some sad wings dude. Edit: Do you have butter and hot sauce? Could just make some Buffalo sauce in a pan.
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Nov 4, 2022 01:03
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Davis Mills
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Nov 4, 2022 01:08
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Lol Texans got booed at home.
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Nov 4, 2022 01:16
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Nov 4, 2022 01:23
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It'd be kinda funny if the Texans were the only team in Texas to win against the Eagles this year.
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Nov 4, 2022 01:26
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Al isn't really paying attention to these games anymore
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Nov 4, 2022 01:28
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fartknocker posted:He’s busy gambling and drinking Guess I cant blame him.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Who scored for the Texans? Random rookie TE who's been on IR until this game. Literally his first catch of the season.
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Kelce just dragging him by the head towards the end zone
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Nov 4, 2022 01:37
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GO 4 IT
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Nov 4, 2022 01:38
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Miles Sand Horse!
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Nov 4, 2022 01:39
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Go 4 IT
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Nov 4, 2022 01:50
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Miles Sanders has my personal thumbs up
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Nov 4, 2022 02:03
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Seriously he's pretty good
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Nov 4, 2022 02:04
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I think the Eagles might have remembered about the football that was supposed to happen.
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Nov 4, 2022 02:06
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RoastBeef posted:poo poo Cox is down Good news, our Cox is back up!
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Nov 4, 2022 02:18
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That's a TD
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pmchem posted:Who was the OL lookin guy sitting next to Fitz at the half Whatshisface who used to play for the rams. Andrew Whitworth I think? E: ^^^ I think we're on the right track.
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Nov 4, 2022 02:46
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OKay thanks for that now please go for it on 4th and 1
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Nov 4, 2022 03:03
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Nov 4, 2022 03:07
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Thank you again Titans
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Nov 4, 2022 03:11
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Texans seem to have learned to never ever pass.
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Seaniqua posted:Rex Burkheart Rock Bulkslab Rick Deadmeat Trex Bunkerbuster Rack Bombsmash
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Nov 4, 2022 03:20
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Goedert!
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Nov 4, 2022 03:31
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Yeah, GO 4 IT!
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Nov 4, 2022 03:31
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Dr_Strangelove posted:Bob Johnson This guy gets it
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Nov 4, 2022 03:40
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I'm kinda upset that there hasn't been a goofy pick six.
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Nov 4, 2022 03:50
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Mills seriously looks like a back half starter or good backup. Like I don't think you could build a franchise around him but you could do worse for a guy filling in for a couple of games.
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Nov 4, 2022 03:51
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OneMoreTime posted:Well, we got close I'll accept it a a consolation prize.
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The gently caress? I don't often say this but punt the ball ffs
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