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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes




Folks sports fans and otherwise it's back again to make rib is coming and making a splash at McDonald's for its last year ever big emphasis on last year ever as it'll never come back folks you need to get into McDonald's now now drop 3.95 and get your McRib fast fast fast

The McRib is once again a stadium champion in the fast food world combining amazing ingredients with excellent and efficient manufacturing processes McDonald's has once again crafted a perfectly shaped perfectly biteable sandwich in the form of the McRib.

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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

no

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
*tips bun* m'crib

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:yum:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eQOHUuukrs

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
i went to get a coffee for lunch a mccafe black special and this great big fat gently caress in front of me got a mac rib and a big mac and no drink, and for some reason that made me want to beat the poo poo out of him

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Did he do it at like 8 AM or something

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I hope he shuffled big mac and mcrib together like a deck of cards

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

Looks awful. I want one

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I just want to enjoy it's sloppy goodness and uncooked unions liked high

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Visible Stink posted:

Looks awful. I want one

i loving love delicious fast food garbage

slop for trash idiots such as myself

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




crappy meal :grin:

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005

That's fine. I guess you're just losers then.

I wonder if a McRib ever hit the White House wall.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
My local mcdouble is 5.49

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

I wonder if a McRib ever hit the White House wall.

Yeah it was during the obungler years Obama threw one across the room and signed the veggie trays in the white house act.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

OhsH posted:

My local mcdouble is 5.49

Is that a combo? LMAO and just Lmao if you are eating fries and drinking a soft drink.

Gargladdy
Sep 21, 2005
Outletsnake!
Is this the year I finally try my first McRib? I’ll let SA decide

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Gargladdy posted:

Is this the year I finally try my first McRib? I’ll let SA decide

I haven't eaten one in many years so I'm probably gonna do it just to enjoy the tender mass

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

OhsH posted:

My local mcdouble is 5.49

:catstare:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
$3.95 is like $1.05 short. I bet if you dropped the whole 5er on it they would give you a sandwich that goes to the ends of the bun. :hmmyes:

Plus also mcrib haters :frogout:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Also hey op, remember in the Bible where Adam gives that chick a McRib and a snake drops its apple on issac newtons head and then the snake crawls up her pussy and it feels so good to her that now all men have to work for it?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Lizz truss helped make the McRib happen by opening new pork markers. Thank God for our glorious leaders strength in these times.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Dudes what if guy fieri ate a mc rib? Would he McRib it or would he drop kick it straight outta flavor town

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

thanks for that gross video penny, i never liked the mcrib and this explains how messy it is.

lol at a mcdouble being 5 bucks.... 2 double cheeseburgers in $3.29 here through the app and a mix and match mcbouble/spicy mchicken is $3 even from the menu.

2 mchickens is $2.50

their pricing is weird and its the most expensive franchise in this crap hole

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Dudes what if guy fieri ate a mc rib? Would he McRib it or would he drop kick it straight outta flavor town

That’s not fair though, McDonald’s could never accommodate his spicelust. So he would probably punt it like a football but it would be mostly eaten before it touches the ground. :jerky:

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


the mcrib hasnt come back since 2007, it is never coming back

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Flavahbeast posted:

the mcrib hasnt come back since 2007, it is never coming back

Fake news

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

i love sticking the meat part of mcribs up my rear end bcuz they come pre-lubed

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i bought a mcrib yesterday

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

kntfkr posted:

i bought a mcrib yesterday


How many ribs did you get in it

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Dudes what if guy fieri ate a mc rib? Would he McRib it or would he drop kick it straight outta flavor town

Guy Fieri has absolutely eaten a McRib.

Its why he doesn't do BBQ :colbert:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

How many ribs did you get in it

it was just one slab of meat in brown sauce. without the bones, it's impossible to know how many ribs went into it. could be one, could be thousands

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
The McRib is disgusting even for fast food

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Also hey op, remember in the Bible where Adam gives that chick a McRib and a snake drops its apple on issac newtons head and then the snake crawls up her pussy and it feels so good to her that now all men have to work for it?

not all men :smug:

Gargladdy posted:

Is this the year I finally try my first McRib? I’ll let SA decide

do it and report back

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I ate two McRibs last night while drinking heavily. I can still taste the onions on my breath.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Disgusting slop why would you ever lower yourself to eating it lmao

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Also



(I actually don't really like the mcrib, it's too mystery meat to me)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'll take one mcrib and a medium fry please

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Sure why not? I already have diarrhea.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Could I have extra pickles

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Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
I sincerely enjoy the mcrib, and it's the only reason I'd go to McDonalds now that the spicy nuggets are gone. They could have my patronage all. drat. year, if only they'd stop making the good food seasonal.

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