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ManBoyChef posted:its 400 to order it....to eat it its 1000 doobie happens to manage that franchise location
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Nov 9, 2022 22:06
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Hungry Joe Biden ate all the McRibs and didn't save any for anyone else. Boooo!!!!
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Nov 9, 2022 22:08
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Coke for the chill. What did I just eat? Zeluth fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Nov 10, 2022 |
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Nov 9, 2022 23:47
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Zeluth posted:Coke for the chill. A good sandwich.
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Nov 10, 2022 01:20
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I bet it'd be good if u put Sri racha in it
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Nov 10, 2022 01:25
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Me swimming under an enemy sub and covertly attaching a mcrib to it's hull. I set the detonator for 30 seconds. See you in hell.
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Nov 10, 2022 01:28
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Randy Johnson throwing a 90 mph mcrib but a bird gets in the way.
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Nov 10, 2022 01:29
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Base jumping into the grand canyon and pulling the cord on my mcrib only to find it's been replaced by a parachute.
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Nov 10, 2022 01:30
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Im driving on the turnpike and I crash into the divider. The airbag comes out but it has been replaced by a McRib which slams into my mouth. I chew in silence while I contemplate my new concussion.
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Nov 10, 2022 01:36
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Sitting in the chair at the dentists office. The dentist puts the mouth openers in my mouth. He then puts the suction tube in. He numbs my mouth with novacaine. He leaves the room for five minutes to wait for the numbness to kick in. I pull my McRib covertly out of my trenchcoat and try to take a bite. I spit barbeque sauce all over the room and puke all over myself.
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Nov 10, 2022 01:38
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K-k-keep going
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Nov 10, 2022 01:56
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The mcrib is literally a nor'eastern Steamed Ham, prove me wrong
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Nov 10, 2022 03:59
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i think the mcrib is a situation like the bread at subway where it contains the same chemical used in yoga mats. here i'll say it: the chemical used in the mcrib that gets the sauce to stick to it contains the same binding materials used in bad dragon cumlube-ejaculating dildos spread the truth, goons
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Nov 10, 2022 05:05
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ManBoyChef posted:Sitting in the chair at the dentists office. The dentist puts the mouth openers in my mouth. He then puts the suction tube in. He numbs my mouth with novacaine. He leaves the room for five minutes to wait for the numbness to kick in. I pull my McRib covertly out of my trenchcoat and try to take a bite. I spit barbeque sauce all over the room and puke all over myself. fully ribitized and loving it, full mcrib tongue and onion organs rib sauce blood in complete mcrib wrapping
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Nov 10, 2022 05:09
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I’m too much of a loose cannon and the chief demands I turn in my gun and badge. I comply angrily, making eye contact with the chief as I loudly splat my McRib and badge on his desk.
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Nov 10, 2022 05:32
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Mctwitterib
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Nov 10, 2022 22:34
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Leaving out saved and reheated McRibs for Santa this year.
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Nov 10, 2022 22:49
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I end up in court for a string of bankrobberies I committed. They throw the book at me and I end up in solitary in wabash county jail. I pull a mcrib out of my pocket and begin to play a soulful little dirge on it like a harmonica. Sauce splatters all over my chin.
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Nov 12, 2022 12:44
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I walk into a bank wearing a cowboy hat, big sunglasses, a columbo style trenchcoat and snakeskin cowboy boots. I look around nervously. There aren't many people in here. Time to make my move. I put an extremely greasy McDonald's bag on the counter, pull a McRib out of my pocket, point it at the teller, and yell; "Put the money in the bag and nobody gets hurt!" The teller cringes in fear but she begins filling the bag with bills from the drawer. I say "No dye packs! I'm watching you" Just then four police cars pull up out front. The jig is up.... I grab the bag of cash and walk to the front entrance. If I'm going out, I'm going out in a blaze of sauce. I kick open the double doors and begin pointing the sandwich at the cops who are all positioned behind their cars guns drawn and aimed at me. They begin firing as I put the sandwich to my lips and take a bite. Bullets rip through me. The sandwich falls from my hand and the bite of sandwich falls from my lips. I died the way I lived; Eating a Mcrib.
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Nov 12, 2022 15:31
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