Hey girl, Mcrib and Chill?

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
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Folks sports fans and otherwise it's back again to make rib is coming and making a splash at McDonald's for its last year ever big emphasis on last year ever as it'll never come back folks you need to get into McDonald's now now drop 3.95 and get your McRib fast fast fast

The McRib is once again a stadium champion in the fast food world combining amazing ingredients with excellent and efficient manufacturing processes McDonald's has once again crafted a perfectly shaped perfectly biteable sandwich in the form of the McRib.

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:05

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
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Did he do it at like 8 AM or something

# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 04:54

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I just want to enjoy it's sloppy goodness and uncooked unions liked high

# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 05:05

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Wii Spawn Camper posted:

I wonder if a McRib ever hit the White House wall.

Yeah it was during the obungler years Obama threw one across the room and signed the veggie trays in the white house act.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 05:29

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OhsH posted:

My local mcdouble is 5.49

Is that a combo? LMAO and just Lmao if you are eating fries and drinking a soft drink.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 05:30

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Gargladdy posted:

Is this the year I finally try my first McRib? I�ll let SA decide

I haven't eaten one in many years so I'm probably gonna do it just to enjoy the tender mass

# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 05:35

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Lizz truss helped make the McRib happen by opening new pork markers. Thank God for our glorious leaders strength in these times.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 06:06

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Dudes what if guy fieri ate a mc rib? Would he McRib it or would he drop kick it straight outta flavor town

# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 06:14

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Flavahbeast posted:

the mcrib hasnt come back since 2007, it is never coming back

Fake news

# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 14:43

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kntfkr posted:

i bought a mcrib yesterday

How many ribs did you get in it

# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 15:51

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Mc Ribble

# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 23:16

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

Was it raining cats and dogs out there?

edit: I've made this "joke" for many years that I only get one McRib a year because enough time has passed that I forget about it and every time I get one I realize why I only get one a year. Then I saw that same joke on imgur today. <>a

edit2: it's probably a common joke but I made it up myself without any help!!!!

Alien fireteam tonight? pM me

Hoping for McRib fireteam and chill

# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 01:12

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I need a approval to threadban anyone who talks badly about the McRib

Starting with kitconstantine who I assume is an anti riberal

# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 01:24

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numberoneposter posted:

lmao

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4016672

This thread cost me 5 mcribs worth of money to make

# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 01:29

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At the McRib cafe now. It's 10.00 for a combo. What the gently caress? What is this bullshit I can't afford this I could buy an entire Costco Pizza With this much dough

But the micrib juice must flow

# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 02:14

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0 cal pickles gently caress yeah

# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 03:46

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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Sadly my nearest Arby�s is 20 miles away in the opposite direction

After my mcribeXperience yesterday...trust me it won't be too messy. :smith:

# ¿ Nov 5, 2022 16:56

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BigBadSteve posted:

Never had a McRib and maybe never will, as I'm cutting down on meat and not sure they sell 'em here in Australia anyway.

So I can have the experience at least secondhand, would someone please describe eating a McRib in complete detail, e.g. mouthfeel, sweetness/umaminess, big enough to completely satisfy?, gristle free? tastes rather like..., aftertaste, sits well in the stomach?, rating out of 10, etc. etc., tia.

Gristle free bone free. Satisfying taste and overall bun density. I did have to fully douse it in my own kindred bbq sauce and remove the onions, add my own grilled onions and give the buns a coat of horse radish.

All in all good stuff p

# ¿ Nov 6, 2022 07:35

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Wendigee posted:

I've had like 2 mcribs ever and both had a small bone fragment inside if you were not careful you could really break a tooth, seriously.

God drat

Bad mcribber

# ¿ Nov 6, 2022 20:07

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

Also, the pork is basically tasteless without the sauce.

Yes. Slathering it in sauce was a must

# ¿ Nov 6, 2022 21:55

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FIX SIGNS posted:

No mcribs in Canada this year.

Garbage as they are, I was kinda wanting to grab one.

Wow loving McDonald's didn't Lizz truss open new pork markers for this very treaso

# ¿ Nov 7, 2022 00:47

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Joe Biden brought the McRib back in time for the mid terms.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2022 16:02

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Greasy McRib

# ¿ Nov 8, 2022 06:32

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Just eat the rib sandwich

# ¿ Nov 8, 2022 23:38

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Opiates and McRib

It's the Alabama meatthread

# ¿ Nov 9, 2022 00:16

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Dixville posted:

Why is it almost four hundred dollars

Edit: nice

Joe BIDENS AMERICA.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2022 20:08

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Zeluth posted:

Coke for the chill.

What did I just eat?

A good sandwich.

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Mctwitterib

# ¿ Nov 10, 2022 22:34

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