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let's talk about other stupid things in movies that we hate! my top 2 besides the chopsticks thing are: 1. not saying goodbye before hanging up the phone 2. gently covering someone who's sleeping with a blanket
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:10 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hey man you ever like, try to eat a taco with chopsticks? Non. Euclidean. Geometries. No but I like to eat taquitos with chopsticks so I don't get my hands all greasy
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:10 |
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the videogame sound effects and the way people use controllers is up there
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:11 |
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Another big one for me is anything having to do with image enhancement just gonna turn this black and white 320x200 image into a 4k with the press of a couple of buttons. Ah gently caress, we still can't see the perp. Wait...if we...if we reverse the image, we can see what was BEHIND the camera! Also a Law and Order specific one is people continuing to do their jobs while they're being questioned by detectives. Yeah just gonna run these four container cranes while answering questions about a quadruple homicide, no worries.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:16 |
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the way people always start making out before doing sex moves with most of their clothes on
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:35 |
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Literally A Person posted:
*throws every tv in the loving TRASH*
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:46 |
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kntfkr posted:the videogame sound effects and the way people use controllers is up there *slaps away on Xbox controller while screen shows Super Mario World*
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:48 |
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Getting up and leaving when you barely touched your loving MEAL.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 05:32 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:thats not his loving name lmao are you for real god drat right
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 05:37 |
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I do #2 to my husband and daughter regularly. They fall asleep and I love them and want them to be comfortable so I wrap their sleeping bodies in a blanket. It's one of the many ways I express love.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 06:43 |
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2nd Amendment posted:I do #2 to my husband and daughter regularly. ew
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 06:45 |
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Notable! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRkZYdWCe7w&t=84s
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 06:54 |
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When you’re dying of thirst in the desert and you only have a few drops of water left so you hold your canteen in your trembling hands six to eight inches away from your mouth and let most of it dribble down your face while squinting at the sun.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 07:40 |
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I can't speak to actual thirst but I've been a few days without food and it is a loving mess. I've also been in a state of need with substance and holy poo poo. It's either really loving precise or just a mess. Alcohol shakes for water in the desert is a useful shorthand. We've all been without or known someone without in a way that TV watchers aren't dying of thirst.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 07:59 |
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zach braff said in his scrubs podcast he would *specifically* tell the set directors to give him an empty plate of food so it looked like he was finished eating so he didn't have to deal with fake eating
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 08:13 |
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I remember Hannibal and its super fancy plates of human liver or whatever, where people would go through all the motions of eating except no one actually ever put anything in their mouth. Which has obvious and good reasons in production but it seemed to be filmed and edited specifically to highlight rather than conceal that fact.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 10:08 |
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Harvey Keitel and his fake rear end smoking bullshit can’t even light up
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 13:49 |
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Me looking at television in disbelief: "All these people look, like, really really good"
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 15:33 |
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kntfkr posted:the way people always start making out before doing sex moves with most of their clothes on I hate how long it takes people to get their clothes off in porn. Everything should be tearaway track suits. Chicks act like a belt is a complicated puzzle but it’s like, loving finger-hook your tshirt off, pop that belt and wiggle out of your pants while you do that, leave your socks on or gently caress with them later, 7 seconds flat.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 16:49 |
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My fetish is the getting dressed afterwards bit
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 16:56 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:let's talk about other stupid things in movies that we hate! also almost never saying hello. like half the time someone answers a phone in a movie the first thing they say is some poo poo like "yeah?" or "talk to me" and then sometimes saying too much when they want the audience to know who they are calling. "hello, police department?"
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 17:01 |
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Icochet posted:My fetish is the getting dressed afterwards bit Mine is how I'm crying during that part.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 17:22 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I hate how long it takes people to get their clothes off in porn. Everything should be tearaway track suits. Chicks act like a belt is a complicated puzzle but it’s like, loving finger-hook your tshirt off, pop that belt and wiggle out of your pants while you do that, leave your socks on or gently caress with them later, 7 seconds flat. i hate when they cut during transitional moments in porn and just quick cut to a sex act. the clumsy logistics are the best part imho
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 17:59 |
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My fetish is posting.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 18:08 |
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Icochet posted:I have seen people eat pizza in films
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 18:30 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:1. not saying goodbye before hanging up the phone Call gets cut off/other person hangs up: 'hello? hello are you there?' motherfucker you can hear the tone of a hung up call stop trying to talk dipshit
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 18:41 |
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1. In Hollywood shoots, Craft Services invariably provides only Chinese food at the Craft Service table. Even for breakfast. This is part of the Craft Service Contract. 2. This Chinese food, regardless of origin, is always served in takeout boxes. (Craft Services seems to think this is a traditional requirement for Chinese food) 3. The only utensils offered are either chopsticks or enormous salad spoons. 4. Directors inevitably forget that they need to provide food for the eating scenes, so they raid the Craft Service table. 5. If you look at scenes that take place in fancy restaurants, you will see they merely put the Chinese food on fancy plates, even if the restaurant is supposed to be a fancy French restaurant or something else. (Surprisingly, if it is a Chinese restaurant, they will serve either Turkey and Dressing or Porterhouse steak. This is the only time the director will not forget the food.)
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 21:40 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:It seems like anytime in the movies or TV where someone is having takeout its always Accurate observations OP, but how can you tell what type if noodles ("lo mein") characters are eating? Do you watch your 8K TV from a foot away? In The Big Bang Theory, a long time beloved favorite of goons, they do get different cuisines delivered. Not sure if the Chinese is lo mein or hi mein or what though. I love older movies and series where there's ridiculously stereotyped speech, like, "Here your Chinee foo. Velly fast to you, you give big tip, me rikee! Edit: rikey BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Nov 10, 2022 |
# ? Nov 9, 2022 22:28 |
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You LOVE that?!
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 22:51 |
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Better cancel me, I d.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 22:55 |
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It's "me rikey" you racist jerk
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 00:38 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:You LOVE that?! Well, they did think Big Bang Theory was beloved...
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 00:39 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:It's "me rikey" you racist jerk
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 05:16 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:It's "me rikey" you racist jerk Now fixed, thank you... me rikee!
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 21:24 |
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and they call 555-1234 to place the order no less
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 21:38 |
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I hate how guns in movies make clickety clack sounds anytime they are touched or moved in any way.
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 23:04 |
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That, and any kind of sword or knife going shwing when removed from or put back into a sheath.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 17:10 |
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Ralph Hurley posted:That, and any kind of sword or knife going shwing when removed from or put back into a sheath. They make that sound when I use them
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 17:23 |
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But only if its an asian blade
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 17:25 |
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Or my gay blade iykwim
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