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Currently laying in bed trying to fart away this hella tummy ache. Had dinner at this Chinese hotpot place. I ate way too much food and my hotpot broth was WAY too spicy. I guess I didn’t realize it until it was too late. I really love spicy food, but this stuff snuck up on me. The broth liquid was spicy enough, but big pieces of dried chilis kept finding there way onto my spoon. I just kept eating them. Also, review on brains: They were pigs brains, but who the gently caress knows where that hotpot place is sourcing their brains from. They were actually really tasty. Buttery and very soft. Almost like eating jello. Meat jello. I thought I was going to be the only one wanting to try pig brains. But nope. Kept seeing trays of the stuff getting rolled around the restaurant all night. Kind of surreal to be sitting there and every few minutes you see a big plate of raw brains go by. Full disclaimer, since dinner I’ve had this bizarre urge to get on all fours and lay a hot log all over my scrote. Not sure if that’s the pig brains or the spiciness messing with me. Been chugging pepto since I got home. Might not survive. I can’t believe Aaron Carter is going to outlive me  If this is my last post, and I die of a tummy ache, I want you to know I hate you all and will see you in Hell.
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You gonna have pig dreams tonight. Pig nightmares too...
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would you say you were eatin' good in the neighborhood?
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Yuckarooski op
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Hinna hinna
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mods please gas this thread and maybe probate the OP
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Nov 6, 2022 02:42
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yummy... fat in a sack with possible parasites
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Nov 6, 2022 02:43
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this isn't victorian englad, you don't have to eat the brains anymore
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Nov 6, 2022 02:43
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I really love offal. Liver and onions is a favourite meal of mine, tripe is good, etc etc. Won't do brains tho. Probably the only thing (with eyes) that is off limits for me, and regardless of how I feel about the actual offal it's not really a good idea health safety wise. Nah, I'll eat basically anything but that.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:mods please gas this thread and maybe probate the OP gently caress you I thought we were friends. And here you are being a bitch to me in my time of need.
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i ate pig balls once in akita. whatevs Also Jesse said his ex-wifes cousins lived in Guam cuz they are weirdos and they claimed to have been taken to one of those Indiana jones restaurants in Canton, where they bring you a full monkey to serve the brains. I can't really remember all the details. I will ask him. '
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i think pig brains are actually fairly safe, but also pretty sure primate brains are not... they have some kind of parasite that survives cooking and will then form cysts in your brain... maybe thats just cannibalism but i know human brain is not safe. besides the ethical dilemma of eating a primate, lol, please don't for your own good and your loved ones.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:gently caress you I thought we were friends. And here you are being a bitch to me in my time of need. we are friends, this is for your own good
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:we are friends, this is for your own good 
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:we are friends, this is for your own good You better hope this tummy ache kills me
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Reading OPs post I suddenly recalled my blind Aunt. She would get books sent to her, talking books and in braille. She enjoyed them and would indulge in them while we all watched TV and movies. In reading OPs post, I realised it is a Tik Tok video only in written form. We would start with whatever meme sound is the flavour of the month as they enter the restaurant. They would narrate while filming their food that the sauce was too hot, the brains arrived, etc Then it would cut to OP being at home, sipping pepto, saying something like never go to whatever pig brain place is It was at this moment that I realised SA is the braille of the Internet.
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syntaxfunction posted:I really love offal. Liver and onions is a favourite meal of mine, tripe is good, etc etc. Won't do brains tho. Probably the only thing (with eyes) that is off limits for me, and regardless of how I feel about the actual offal it's not really a good idea health safety wise. Yeah, I’ve eaten all kinds of organs and other bits of various animals, but brains is something I still haven’t touched in my lifetime. Closest I’ve gotten is seeing my dad’s family eat pig brains with eggs for breakfast. I’d probably try brains before I die, though, or die from eating them, hey yo!!
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Wendigee posted:this isn't victorian englad, you don't have to eat the brains anymore No, it's Charlesian? England. Girls names are way better for history
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Nov 6, 2022 04:20
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I'm going to get brain tonight. 
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You gonna eat brain? Or brain someone?
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Wendigee posted:You gonna eat brain? Or brain someone? he can do two things
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You can give me brain whenever 😘
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Nov 6, 2022 04:30
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Wendigee posted:You can give me brain whenever 😘 was that directed at me? I am real bad at social situations
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Nov 6, 2022 04:36
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They're basically pure cholesterol rip op
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:was that directed at me? I am real bad at social situations sure ill take brain from nearly anyone who doesn't use too much tooth
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that’s how you get prions
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Bad Purchase posted:that’s how you get prions lol
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prion, that is the word i forgot thanks
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A Prion sounds like a Prius and Scion had dirty car intercourse.
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On one hand, passing any sort of consumable protein through the human digestive tract is only likely to break down and absorb usable by products of said protein. Irrational me is still mildly conscious of the "what-if" aspect of consuming the raw, thinking brain of a pig or primate or dolphin, and somehow absorbing the unconscious thoughts possibly contained within is absolutely terrifying. Also, I wouldn't eat any part of a pig uncooked, from a sound biological standpoint. I'm kinda getting the heebee jeebeez.
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Nov 6, 2022 04:51
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did that happen to you op, are you having impulsive and intrusive urges to rut in the mud
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you don't eat brain because you are concerned of absorbing its thoughts? what? focus on the prions
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Bad Purchase posted:that’s how you get prions Check out This Podcast Will Kill You, they do an ep on prions, holy poo poo.
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I ate some cow brains while in Qatar like a decade ago, kinda jello like but also kinda flavorless, don't know if I'd eat them again
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What’s the pig equivalent of Mad Cow Disease? Horny Hog Syndrome?
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:What’s the pig equivalent of Mad Cow Disease? Cop Syndrome.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Cop Syndrome. I guess I’ll tell my wife to got to her mother’s until I poo poo these pig brains out of my system
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I guess I’ll tell my wife to got to her mother’s until I poo poo these pig brains out of my system lol... unless? life insurance?
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Wendigee posted:lol... unless? life insurance? ouch I guess I have brain problems
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you can prion me anytime 😘 ahuehuehuehue but in all seriousness unlike cow or monkey brain it looks like you can only get hosed up by pig brains if you huff them https://www.wired.com/2009/02/pigbrainmystery/ good luck making GBS threads your brains out
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