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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Canada are now my sweepstake team so please teach me your ways and customs.

I do not want to eat anything called a ‘Tim bit’ though

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Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Total Meatlove posted:

Canada are now my sweepstake team so please teach me your ways and customs.

I do not want to eat anything called a ‘Tim bit’ though

Do not eat at Tim Hortons ever I cannot stress this enough.

If you're looking for some Canadiana mojo, might I suggest listening to Neil Young or The Band while sipping a rye & ginger made with Alberta Premium and Canada Dry.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Watch some Trailer Park Boys, enjoy a Montreal smoked meat sandwich, and drink a 15 pack of Old Style Pilsner.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

FullLeatherJacket posted:

I don't want to lorepost too hard, but I had not one but two ex-girlfriends decide later to move to Canada with dudes who had major emotional or substance abuse problems that they made seem mysterious by being polite and passive-aggressive (do not post that they have a type, they do not have a type)

this is a terribly accurate description of so many canadians

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Total Meatlove posted:

Canada are now my sweepstake team so please teach me your ways and customs.

I do not want to eat anything called a ‘Tim bit’ though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFEIVkSHaJU

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74B5kMLNd5Q

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

karmicknight posted:

Live in a bigger country.

my head and country are both of a perfectly cromulent size

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbXBFviWVBc

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Another Bill posted:

Do not eat at Tim Hortons ever I cannot stress this enough.

If you're looking for some Canadiana mojo, might I suggest listening to Neil Young or The Band while sipping a rye & ginger made with Alberta Premium and Canada Dry.

Or try a Caesar.

Also we're polite, but not because we like you, it's just how we were raised

Edit: Belgium lost their final WC tune-up :lol:

Alctel
Jan 16, 2004

I love snails


Could see Canada putting a couple past Blegum to be honest

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



The cup is coming home to Canada after infinity years!!

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
So polite you supply your own balls

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFue58S9/

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
https://twitter.com/TSNScianitti/status/1593909449357393920?t=miJ3OEuh2fSdMhYZWUsUjQ&s=19


Time to panic or classic John Herdman mind games?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

If davies, eustaquio and borjan are all out then yeah panic time

tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
doneil henry could've taken a belgian down with him

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
Canada will win it all. I believe

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

DutchDupe posted:

Canada will win it all. I believe

Wow, have we been bribing that many people?

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004
Thank you premier Doug for using the unexplainably large provincial budget surplus to guarantee a World Cup for Brampton and not to hire nurses or pay teachers 🥰🥰

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

The man knows value when he sees it.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

tomanton posted:

doneil henry could've taken a belgian down with him

He'll be at pitchside so him and laryea can start some poo poo

tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato

stab posted:

He'll be at pitchside so him and laryea can start some poo poo
How could I forget:

Azerban posted:

https://twitter.com/KristianJack/status/1448443161324527616

enough about how great we are at soccer, more about how great we are at concacaf

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Got to be mind games. If Davies is anywhere near healthy you figure he's playing :pray:

squirrelzipper
Nov 2, 2011

I'm so here for this - just wish Qatar wasn't such a horrible choice. Jersey procured. We have a tough group but we have the FAST BOIS (credit to OP) and things could go our way. The World Cup is such a weird situation, crazy things happen. Maybe this time a couple crazy things happen for us and we get our of the group. I think we can. Either way loving psyched for 2026 - get Tajon and Osario and Johnston some seasoning and Davies/David/Eustaquio veteran international exposure (well, Davies arguably has that now) and we could actually be a 16+ side.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
https://twitter.com/MichaelSingh94/status/1594325295653191681?t=dDr6bhIiY4CN9ymvebFzDw&s=19

Cool we're only gonna lose by 6 now


Also fukkin lol

https://twitter.com/joshuakloke/status/1594328012677419008?t=C_aFkid38boXkdmHqn_gCA&s=19

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I wanted to see fat Lukaku mope around the pitch, Blegum's other strikers might actually run a little

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



we’re live - hell yah!!!!

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ4n_YCSgCc


Ngl made me bawl like a lil bitch


Edit: it just hit me holy poo poo Canada is actually at the World Cup

stab fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Nov 20, 2022

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


CSA trying to poison our good lads

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

MakaVillian posted:

CSA trying to poison our good lads

Lol if you think the CSA has 1) the budget and 2) the foresight to do nice things for the players

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


hello yall clamato guzzlers, i have been drawn by our benefactors into either rooting for your team's unbelievable success or incredibly disappointing implosion.

go go canada, please don't be mediocre. start a hockey fight. win a blowout. win the whole thing. don't fizzle.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Another Bill posted:

Also, I had a dream that I'm calling a premonition that I was in a Niagara Falls casino sports book watching Canada in the round of 16. I'm in Niagara for a conference around that time and gosh darnit I think it's going to come true.

I once had a waking premonition that a horse I had just visited in her stall would win a Breeders Cup race, then it happened and I was there.

Dare to dream, buddy. :unsmith:

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

stab posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ4n_YCSgCc


Ngl made me bawl like a lil bitch


Edit: it just hit me holy poo poo Canada is actually at the World Cup

lmao this isn't available in my country

Narcissus1916
Apr 29, 2013

This thread has a severe lack of Letterkenny love.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Narcissus1916 posted:

This thread has a severe lack of Letterkenny love.

I’m surprised they’ve not put out a skit about it. Maybe for the first game?

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Narcissus1916 posted:

This thread has a severe lack of Letterkenny love.

If you're looking for overrated garbage, the USMNT thread is here

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
I feel no love or nationalism for this dumb country but I do feel compelled to cheer on this lovable bunch of soccer players

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJWTRbBa3cU

the last of the documentary episode of Canadas run to the World Cup

spoiler alert:



It ends with Canada in Doha....and they brought the loving SWORD with them! and holy poo poo, that was TODAY that they stabbed the field with the loving sword. LETS loving GO!

and for those who don't understand the spoiler it's kinda been the lucky loonie/toonie for this team before every game- the only times they didn't use it was against Costa Rica and Panama- both losses

squirrelzipper
Nov 2, 2011

stab posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJWTRbBa3cU

the last of the documentary episode of Canadas run to the World Cup

spoiler alert:



It ends with Canada in Doha....and they brought the loving SWORD with them! and holy poo poo, that was TODAY that they stabbed the field with the loving sword. LETS loving GO!

and for those who don't understand the spoiler it's kinda been the lucky loonie/toonie for this team before every game- the only times they didn't use it was against Costa Rica and Panama- both losses

Canada Soccer is garbo but this series is good, lump in my throat several times. So loving stoked for tomorrow regardless of result these boys are going to show up.

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
Now looking up extortionate prices for Clamato thanks thread.

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squirrelzipper
Nov 2, 2011

People are losing their minds. OneSoccer used FIFA 2013 to sim out the match with likely starting 11's 1,000 times lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_HaadBt75Q

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