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my guess is that you fist would meet no resistance as he explodes into a swarm of molecules upon contact. then he reforms a couple of feet away from you, unharmed and out of arm's reach |
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they who seek to punch Kramer, should dig two graves. one for Kramer, and one for themselves.
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Nov 9, 2022 14:50
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Interestingly, if you punch Kramer into a door, he knocks before crashing through it |
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assuming you include lemon juice, rum, cognac, and some kind of flavored brandy, pretty decent I would guess
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I think you'd expect some give, like punching a pork roast, but in reality I think he's quite boney and it would hurt your hand. |
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Finger Prince posted:I think you'd expect some give, like punching a pork roast, but in reality I think he's quite boney and it would hurt your hand. au contraire, i think he'd be 100% rubbery and go all "flobbalobbalobba" and bounce around like a rubber glove full of jello, and it wouldn't hurt him at all
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Nov 9, 2022 20:44
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i think tge series already covered this |
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He would do the opposite of when he enters jerry's place, like the big ol' burst in but in reverse
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dude's tall, i bet he's got a pretty good reach. i have a feeling he'd pop me once or twice before i got close enough.
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Chewbecca posted:He would do the opposite of when he enters jerry's place, like the big ol' burst in but in reverse punching him so he stumbles back through a door like this... turning around he sees thousands of eyes staring at him. lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes. "at last we meet michael." one of them intones in a hideous whisper-screech "do you know how we feel about people just 'kramering' in here?' the last thing he sees as the is surrounded is his attackers black eyes rolling over to white and their jaws abnormally distending as they draw close... as he begins to scream the camera pans back outside of the room to show that it's labelled 'CSPAM' affectionate parody only, no offense intended |
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Nov 9, 2022 23:56
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Dr. Honked posted:au contraire, i think he'd be 100% rubbery and go all "flobbalobbalobba" and bounce around like a rubber glove full of jello, and it wouldn't hurt him at all I could see this being the case |
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Nov 10, 2022 05:27
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trust me it's not worth it, he sics this little cretin called 'newman' on you and that guy will twist your balls if you know what i mean. |
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honestly i don't see him trying to fight back but he probably would make funny sounds and start teleporting all over the room |
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Nov 10, 2022 06:29
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he would immediatly shatter into thousands of smaller kramers |
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Nov 10, 2022 12:05
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every time you try to punch Kramer he just turns into hundreds of ice cubes that fall to the floor in a neatly stacked pile. its actually pretty convenient if you need free ice for your beer cooler or camping trip or whatever |
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Nov 11, 2022 13:49
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i wouldnt punch kramer. id give him a sweet little kiss on the mouth as a thank you for all the laughs
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w4ddl3d33 posted:i wouldnt punch kramer. id give him a sweet little kiss on the mouth as a thank you for all the laughs You say that, but your sig / thread title combo leads me to think otherwise.
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https://i.imgur.com/pTiNSkS.mp4
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you know that scene in john carpenter’s The Thing where the guy goes to defibrillate someone who just had a heart attack, and the guy’s chest turns into a huge mouth full of teeth that bites the doctor’s hands completely off? that’s what happens when you punch kramer Gruß vom Krampus |
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thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig 
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he would be knocked back and all of his rings would go flying all over the place |
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Kramers eventually reach a critical density because they can only Kramer in, never out |
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it's gold, jerry. we're dense enough to produce gold now, jerry |
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Nov 13, 2022 01:41
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Seinfeld 3.0: You Can (Not) Punch Kramer |
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When fighting Kramer punches aren't your best bet Remember the nips |
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