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Do you have to be killed in combat by a cat, or do you just have to be holding a cat when you die? The scriptures aren't very clear on this subject. 
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Nov 10, 2022 16:15
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Play God Of War Ragnarok for the answer OP
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Nov 10, 2022 16:17
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Reading the Koran and sticking things up your urethra.
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Nov 10, 2022 16:21
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You must catch the red light and eat its heart. Then throw it up behind a couch.
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Nov 10, 2022 16:30
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Realtalk: Your cat eating your rotting corpse for the weeks until your death is discovered, after you have a heart attack while whacking off to internet porn. Welcome to "Cathalla" I guess. Wouldn't want to be the poor bastard who identifies the corpse.
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Nov 10, 2022 16:43
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BigBadSteve posted:Realtalk: Your cat eating your rotting corpse for the weeks until your death is discovered, after you have a heart attack while whacking off to internet porn. So you're saying that dogs would arrange a proper burial?
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Nov 10, 2022 16:53
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Lo there do I see my tuna
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Nov 10, 2022 18:30
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I think you gotta die in battle vs cats. I suggest getting into tigers, they are a lot more likely to kill you outright as opposed to merely inflict a blood infection that will finish you off dishonorably in your bed, sending your soul to Cat Hel
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Nov 10, 2022 18:38
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i think it's bullshit that natalie portman went to cathalla even though she died of a disease instead of in battle, and also she is not a cat.
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Nov 10, 2022 18:45
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Not much, what's cathalla with you?
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Nov 10, 2022 19:07
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You'll get carried off by catkyries riding celestial roombas
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Nov 10, 2022 19:08
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crush your enemies see them driven before you 
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Nov 10, 2022 19:11
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Vakal posted:So you're saying that dogs would arrange a proper burial? They'd bark until the neighbors called emergency services. Or dial 999 with a paw and bark until help came. Or find some other clever way to get help, for sure. Dogs are useful, empathic, compassionate animals (not counting guard dogs and pitbulls of course). BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Nov 10, 2022 |
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Nov 10, 2022 19:30
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Decatitate your enemy.
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Nov 10, 2022 20:18
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Colonel Cancer posted:You'll get carried off by catkyries riding celestial roombas 
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Nov 10, 2022 21:00
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They say if you bury many alive cats with you in death, you will live forever (with a cat head.) But really, the trick is to bury yourself alive in your dead cat's grave. This is how you get to Cathalla, where you will get all the cat head you could ever desire. It is known.
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