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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I have electrostatically charged the chocolate fountain
 
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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
:yeshaha:

NOW IT WILL CONTAIN EVERY CAT HAIR IN THE WORLD!!

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 yea great thanks a lot really uhh useful


can smoeone come get your kid please

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 I have a "chocolate fountain" whenever I wake up at 2:00AM after eating chimichangas OP :wink:

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

EorayMel posted:

I have a "chocolate fountain" whenever I wake up at 2:00AM after eating chimichangas OP :wink:

I have electrostatically charged that as well.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

EorayMel posted:

I have a "chocolate fountain" whenever I wake up at 2:00AM after eating chimichangas OP :wink:

Sounds like your stomach is broken.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
good work OP!

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Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
I heard of adding more fiber to your diet, but this is ridiculous! :dogstare:

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Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

 Hook a car battery up to that poo poo or

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

 ugh this is going to make the mouthfeel all wrong

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Literally A Person posted:

:yeshaha:

NOW IT WILL CONTAIN EVERY CAT HAIR IN THE WORLD!!

Every pubic hair as well. Those chocolate fountains are always begging to have a dick stuck in them.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Rubbing a silk handkerchief on every glass dildo in the store

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Jillian poo poo posted:

Hook a car battery up to that poo poo or

Hand against the base while rubbing my socked feet on the carpet.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 id have preferred if you charged the cheese fountain

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 Pray that I do not charge it further.

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Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Literally A Person posted:

Hand against the base while rubbing my socked feet on the carpet.

drat dude sounds hot :wink:

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

BigBadSteve posted:

Every pubic hair as well. Those chocolate fountains are always begging to have a dick stuck in them.

Their needs are fulfilled in my area, no need to beg.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
fondon't

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Jillian poo poo posted:

Hook a car battery up to that poo poo or

he hosed and cummed in the fountain

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Peggy Edson posted:

he hosed and cummed in the fountain

You're not gonna pull out my friend.

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CozyFella
Feb 1, 2022

I don't have anything of value to add to this conversation.
But I don't care.
Release the pubes

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LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

CozyFella posted:

Release the pubes

Mmm wiry.

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Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

BigBadSteve posted:

Every pubic hair as well. Those chocolate fountains are always begging to have a dick stuck in them.

pooping the fountain chocolate back and forth forever

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
https://i.imgur.com/zs2sfUc.gifv

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CumBlast Radius Jr
Nov 1, 2022

by Azathoth

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CumBlast Radius Jr
Nov 1, 2022

by Azathoth
What about golfing elves

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
https://youtu.be/Y7pz7CqWTMs you mean this right

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

CumBlast Radius Jr posted:



My newly regged friend, there is a quote button.

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