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what did you have fo brakster?
i had the morning sandwich
two eggs over easy if you please
a rum jigger
four pieces of well done bacon
a glass of ice cold lemonade
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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
what did you have for breakfast today? sometimes, i call it "B-fast"

today, out of sheer lazingness, and it's 20 degrees out, walked to the mcdonald's (i call it "M-donalds"). i tell a lie, sorry, i actually drove to the M-donalds. it's not even 2 blocks, lmao. it probably took me longer to drive than it woulda to walked, but again, 20 degres

had a egg mcmuffin combo. coffee with "2 cream 1 sugar". tastes like more than 1 sugar though. not the best cup of coffee i've ever had!

2 stars

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Turkey sausage hash with 3 over medium eggs

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I stuck some granola in my b-hole the b is for breakfast but also butt.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
One and a half scrambled eggs, two (2) veggie sausage links, slice of wheat toast with butter

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
sometimes have my breakfast right off of a mirror and sometimes i'll have it right out of a bottle c'mon

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Cold pizza that's still on the coffee table OP.

CumBlast Radius Jr
Nov 1, 2022

by Azathoth
Anyone want to role play me a Breakfast Wife?

You just gotta be there 6:45 Monday to Friday.

Wake me up, use humane words, I want to feel again, and eat your eggs.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Had a chicken breast, some waffles, bacon, eggs, whole pot of coffee the other day, maple syrup dripping off the breading, dipping the bacon in the melted butter and syrup. Mmmmmm. Got the McDonald’s pancake breakfast today. That was good too. :munch:

Also like holy jeez pumpkin cream pies in the same window of time as McRibs. :chanpop: It’s like the arches are in retrograde or something.

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Nov 11, 2022

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I’m sitting here at LAX and had Panda Express for breakfast at 9:30 am.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
IMPOTANT UPDATE: i just got home to take a break and looked at the cup and it says "5 sugars"

jesus christ. they almost killed me!!!!

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
Whatever barbarian created the poll for this thread failed to include cereal as a breakfast option. And Goku.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
grits, two scrambled jumbo eggs w/ goat milk in them, and some microwaved link sausages, and also irish breakfast tea w/ goat milk & sugar :btroll:

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Bottomless mimosas are really the most critical component to any good breakfast. Lord help you if you go 12 hours without alcohol

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


a can of coke zero and a joint

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

kntfkr posted:

sometimes have my breakfast right off of a mirror and sometimes i'll have it right out of a bottle c'mon

look at this fancy mirror haverer, i have it off my car keys and i don't even have a car

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Leftover bean burrito from Taco Bell and a glass of orange juice.

Breakfast of champions.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
You ate the McFood inside the McBuilding?

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

I guess it’s breakfast time in the degenerate parts of the world right now, but 13 hours ago I ate some oatmeal

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



I had dextroamphetamine for breakfast and also lunch and probably dinner

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

a can of coke zero and a joint

:hmmyes:

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Half a can of Starbucks (I call it "s-bucks") triple shot that was leftover in my fridge

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Jose Oquendo posted:

I’m sitting here at LAX and had Panda Express for breakfast at 9:30 am.

its funny how Airports make anything breakfast food.


Also you're brave as hell eating Panda before a flight :sweatdrop:

EDIT

First breakfast is 24oz RTIC of coffee + vape pen :haibrow:. Second breakfast will be a toasted AB+J on the fancy Dave's Killer Bread :hmmyes: May get an early elevensies scone + Americano from the local cafe :haibrower:

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Oatmeal and a banana. Easy and cheap.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
a cup of coffee, made just like I like my women: with my dick in it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Leftover slice of pizza (pepperoni)

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Two boiled eggs, some cheese, a bowl of cornflakes with some honey, cucumber, coffee with milk.
:shrug:

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Coffee and a banana. I'll probably put a rotisserie chicken on (full chickens are finally back to a $1 a pound) for lunch and just eat that the rest of the day.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
definitely NOT having a half dozen donut bites from jelly on my way to work. nope. definitely not doing that

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

My lyrical labels is my meat and potatoes

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I wish I liked bananas. So cheap, so filling, so gross. :smith:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You can't possibly hate banana bread though. It's easy to make.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
probably nothing OP. in meetings until 11 and 11 IS LUNCH TIME

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

precision posted:

definitely NOT having a half dozen donut bites from jelly on my way to work. nope. definitely not doing that

wjat the heck kind of name is jelly that's also the name of a donut

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

ninjoatse.cx posted:

Coffee and a banana. I'll probably put a rotisserie chicken on (full chickens are finally back to a $1 a pound) for lunch and just eat that the rest of the day.

You got a freaking rotisserie oven at home? That bad boy a Ron Popeil?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

By popular demand posted:

You can't possibly hate banana bread though. It's easy to make.

It's literally made from rotten bananas, :yum:

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Two egg over easy, some leftover salmon from last night, 'bout a half cup of kimchi.

No, it doesn't make sense, but it was good itellyawhut

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

BigBadSteve posted:

It's literally made from rotten bananas, :yum:

overripe =/= rotten you moron

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


usually shakes i toss in a blender. 80g oatmeal, banana, milk and chocolate protein powder most of the time

gonna switch over to gaining soon at which point it'll be shakes + cheese and spinach omlettes for like 2 months

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
what happened at gamestop OP?

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Peggy Edson posted:

overripe =/= rotten you moron

Yet your posts are both, you clown.

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