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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me


The first thing you have know about Ecuador is that it’s a stunning country, which I learned after googling “Ecuador Formation” and being bombarded by geological wonders like this:


And this:


They aIso lead the world in panama hat production which is pretty impressive for a country that isn’t Panama. I could go on but we are here “para el futbol” and I need to move this along.

Ecuador AKA “El Tri” are in a bit of a rebuild with a lot of young players like Moises Caicedo and Piero Hincapie coming up next to some older names like Enner Valencia and Carlos Gruezo. Human battering ram Antonio Valencia has retired but Antwerp’s Anthony Valencia has been added to keep Expected Valencias (exV) at acceptable levels.

This will be their fourth World Cup appearance and will be hoping to improve on their round of 16 finish back in 2006 which was only stopped by one David Beckham.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlD2TbxmIrg

Despite coming fourth in the COMBEBOL qualifiers, finishing behind Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay, they have hit a dry spell for goals and have had to contend with a lawsuit from Chile about some sketchy paperwork over preferred right back Byron Castillo’s citizenship. They also have to play in the tournament opener against hosts Qatar, so no pressure there at all. The Netherlands and Senegal are the other Group A games, and (depending on Sadio Mane’s condition) that second match seems the best chance to snatch some additional points.

Let’s pause this to watch wily old Enner sub himself out of a previous World Cup qualifier to avoid the police coming after him for missed child support payment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8fI5pwVx1I

This is the Selección (updated):


GOALKEEPERS
Alexander Dominguez (LDU Quito)
Hernan Galindez (Aucas)
Moises Ramirez (Independiente del Valle)

DEFENDERS
Pervis Estupinan (Brighton)
Angelo Preciado (Genk)
Piero Hincapie (Bayer Leverkusen)
Xavier Arreaga (Seattle Sounders)
Diego Palacios (Los Angeles FC)
Jackson Porozo (Troyes)
William Pacho (Antwerp)
Robert Arboleda (Sao Paulo)
Felix Torres (Santos Laguna)

MIDFIELDERS
Carlos Gruezo (Augsburg)
Jhegson Mendez (Los Angeles FC)
Gonzalo Plata (Valladolid)
Moises Caicedo (Brighton)
Romario Ibarra (Pachuca)
Alan Franco (Telleres)
Jose Cifuentes (Los Angeles FC)
Jeremy Sarmiento (Brighton)
Angel Mena (Leon)
Ayrton Preciado (Santos Laguna)

ATTACKERS
Enner Valencia (Fenerbahce)
Michael Estrada (Cruz Azul)
Djorkaeff Reasco (Newell's Old Boys)
Kevin Rodriguez (Imbabura)

Expected/Stronkest XI (4-3-3):

Valencia, Estrada, Mena
Caicedo, Méndez, Gruezo
Estupiñán, Hincapié, Torres, Preciado
Domínguez

paddyboat fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Nov 15, 2022

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HappyCamperGL
May 18, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Preciado actually plays at Genk. Voted 1

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

belgend posted:

Preciado actually plays at Genk. Voted 1

corrected. I look forward to Big Angelo and his jheri curl flying down the wings

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
new World Cup song dropped, slaps tbh

six (6) days to gooooooo

https://twitter.com/diariooleec/status/1591839169537523713?s=46&t=Z92thg2b4WcXzx_NKoTv3Q

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:yosbutt:

https://twitter.com/diariooleec/status/1593985629154869248?s=46&t=ApWS8LRkavZjOpGecP3XfA

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Pervis Estupiñán is a solid contender for best name in the cup.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
2easy

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

can you...drink out of it

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
todo va muy bien, amigos de Ecuador

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abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004
Mehcuador.

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