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The Unofficial World of Nintendo Presents: Worst Nintendo Experiences http://www.world-of-nintendo.com/fun/worst_nintendo_experiences/bad_experiences.shtml        a chilling tale: 
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Nintendo sends you to the hospital. Sent in by Steve I was addicted to Mario Party and i was really angry that I couldn't beat the thing where you had to spin the joystick 50 times in 10 seconds. I had done it 49 times and the stupid fly guy said "cmon, cant you do that any better?" I exploded and i went nuts on the controller, using my whole hand to spin the thing. It said I had done it 59 times and I had won a mini-game. When I tried to move my hand off the controller, I noticed that the controller was stuck to my hand. I peeled the controller off and I soon realized that I was peeling the skin off my hand as well. I screamed in agony as pain shot through my hand and blood dripped all over the controller. I had to go get stitches to close my hand up at the hospital and I told them that I had been hit with a rake because I knew that my parents would have taken away Mario Party from me. I was still really mad about the game ripping off my skin. Editors note: Get the official Nintendo glove before you play this game, or you might not have any hand left after playing the game!!!!! The glove was made just for this game!!!! --------- Sent in by Froggy I was in the woods up to my grandmother's cabin with my cousin Rob. We decided to sleep out in the tent in the screen porch. we dragged the TV and 64 in the porch and put them right in the opening of the tent... we played Duke Nukem and Ken Griffy's for a few hours and went to sleep around 1:30 am. I woke during the night around 4 am and REALLY had to take a dump! Since we were outside in the porch and there was no lights on it was really dark, so dark that I forgot the TV and Nintendo 64 were in the tent door and I couldn't see them. BONK! When I stood up and got out of the tent I hit the TV with my hip and it tipped over! We had it on a stool so all 30lbs of it fell 2 feet onto (guess what?) Robs ankle! He yelled and woke up and started cursing his head off! I asked him if he was OK and when he pulled the TV off his foot and hauled up the sheets, his ankle was all twisted like a pretzel! Me, Rob, and my grandma had to drive an hour to the hospital so we could all find out what we already knew, Robs ankle and leg were broke in 3 different places! It took him the rest of the summer and half of the school year to fully recover! Needless to say as soon as he got the cast off he layed the beatings on me!
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Nov 17, 2022 02:01
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Nov 17, 2022 02:10
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Nov 17, 2022 02:12
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lmfao
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Nov 17, 2022 02:14
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Mine would be The Roll 'n Rocker. gently caress that thing.
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Nov 17, 2022 02:21
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tmfc posted:lmfao Lol
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Nov 17, 2022 02:27
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Nov 17, 2022 02:27
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lmao
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Nov 17, 2022 02:33
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So glad I never like hogged the super mario world demo set up in a macy's when I was 6 even though I had to pee real bad and then just fully pissed myself rather than let some other kid play and got my rear end beat by my dad in public or something like that, that would be so embarrassing lmao!
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Nov 17, 2022 02:39
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tmfc posted:Sent in by Froggy 
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Nov 17, 2022 02:53
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Leadthumb posted:So glad I never like hogged the super mario world demo set up in a macy's when I was 6 even though I had to pee real bad and then just fully pissed myself rather than let some other kid play and got my rear end beat by my dad in public or something like that, that would be so embarrassing lmao! 
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Nov 17, 2022 02:55
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Sent in by Burned Last year, 1999 in the beginning of July right after the 4th, i was playing my N64 Quest 64 (its a OK beginner game not enough challenge for me). I really wanted to beat it and I had nothing else to do because there was this terrible storm outside, so what happens is a bolt of lighting hits my power lines! You wont believe it but this bolt was so incredibly strong it totally fried half of my left arm and 2 of my right hand's fingers, it took me a minute or two (literally) to take in the trama of my arms. I was mad about losing my game till i saw the burned remains of my arms. Well goodbye N64, it was burned and i have no usable arms. My parents rushed me to the hospital 3 weeks later when I was realized they hand removed most of my right arm and my middle and ring finger on my right hand plus the rest of my right hand needed to recover a bit. I was torn mentally, my N64 was dead and I couldn't use my other two systems (NES Super NES). When I read a old Nintendo Power (with my nose!) I read about this kid who played with his toes, that I tried, I could play the Super NES and NES but I had to walk my bro through our new N64 in order for me to play.
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Nov 17, 2022 03:03
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lmao even the "Bad Dreams" page has a post about a kid pissing and making GBS threads and vomiting on himself
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Nov 17, 2022 03:05
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tmfc posted:lmao even the "Bad Dreams" page has a post about a kid pissing and making GBS threads and vomiting on himself The Koopa King runs another otherwise-joyful occasion...
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Nov 17, 2022 03:21
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tmfc posted:lmfao Lol
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Nov 17, 2022 03:23
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Also he has no arms, so he played with his feet.
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Nov 17, 2022 03:23
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lmfao
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Nov 17, 2022 03:37
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also an extra lmfao at the dad that felled a perfectly healthy tree onto his house becaase he was scared it might fall on it
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Nov 17, 2022 03:39
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tmfc posted:lmfao lmao
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Nov 17, 2022 03:40
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trying to jack off posted:also an extra lmfao at the dad that felled a perfectly healthy tree onto his house becaase he was scared it might fall on it Lol
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Nov 17, 2022 03:50
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lmfao
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Nov 17, 2022 04:59
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Lmao
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Nov 17, 2022 05:09
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Wesley Willis - Luigi Called Me Gay
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Nov 17, 2022 05:09
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lmfao
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Nov 17, 2022 05:20
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Lmfao
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Nov 17, 2022 05:44
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Wesley Willis - Luigi Called Me Gay ----------------
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Nov 17, 2022 05:55
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Wesley Willis - Luigi Called Me Gay lmao
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Nov 17, 2022 06:08
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Wesley Willis - Luigi Called Me Gay quotes =/= endorsements
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Nov 17, 2022 06:17
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tmfc posted:Nintendo sends you to the hospital. Wow, it's true https://www.cnet.com/culture/nintendo-offers-glove-to-prevent-joystick-injuries/
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Nov 17, 2022 06:30
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Once upon a time I was cursing in The Nintendo Store in New York City I called one of the Pokemons a motherfucker Mario and his brother Luigi scolded me about my vulgar language He told the entire store that I got a nasty filthy mouth They threw me out of the Nintendo Store They threw me out of the Nintendo Store They threw me out of the Nintendo Store They threw me out of the Nintendo Store For the second time, I told Pikachu to gently caress off I also told Mario and Luigi to suck a male Shyguys dick They got so tired of my bullshit They told one of the managers to throw me out He then escorted me to the door They threw me out of the Nintendo Store They threw me out of the Nintendo Store They threw me out of the Nintendo Store They threw me out of the Nintendo Store When I went to the Nintendo store that same Sunday, I picked up a Super Scope I went up to the N64 Demo unit and clubbed the Mario in the head He fell to the floor unconscious Suddenly, the police was called on me I then ran out of the store with a grin on my face, being chased after by the cops They threw me out of the Nintendo Store They threw me out of the Nintendo Store They threw me out of the Nintendo Store They threw me out of the Nintendo Store
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Nov 17, 2022 06:30
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That Little Demon posted:Once upon a time
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Nov 17, 2022 06:39
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Wesley Willis - Luigi Called Me Gay
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Nov 17, 2022 10:34
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Wesley Willis - Luigi Called Me Gay lol
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Nov 17, 2022 14:26
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That Little Demon posted:Once upon a time Lmao
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Nov 17, 2022 15:00
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Rock over London Rock on Chicago Nintendo: Now you're playing with power
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Nov 17, 2022 15:01
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Rock over London
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Nov 17, 2022 15:07
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One of my earliest memories is of watching my brother play super metroid and during the last boss my nose got really runny and I just let a gallon of snot Drip out because I was too busy watching. He made fun of me after too
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Uncle Frank posted:One of my earliest memories is of watching my brother play super metroid and during the last boss my nose got really runny and I just let a gallon of snot Drip out because I was too busy watching. He made fun of me after too Lol sick.
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