Worst Nintendo Experiences

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copy: Jul 26, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I shat myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the stain
The only thing that�s real

The turd falls from my hole
The old familiar smell
Try to wipe it all away
But everyone can tell

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Saw the poo poo from my rear end

You could have it all
Brown stains on my shirt
I will let it out
My rear end in a top hat will squirt

Plebian Parasite posted:

Mario has stars he's earning
All the while a stomach's churning
He has felt Nintendo's Power
And he's sat there one more hour
Day of Judgment, God is calling
On his rear end the gamer's stalling
As the room begins to reek
Wormskull laughing blasts his cheeks
Oh lord, yea

lmfao

# ? Nov 17, 2022 21:04

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heehee: Sep 5, 2012; haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win

Diarrhea! Here we go again! Brown eye, thought I could resist poo!

# ? Nov 17, 2022 21:20

tmfc: Sep 28, 2006

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Wesley Willis - Luigi Called Me Gay

That Little Demon posted:

Once upon a time
I was cursing in The Nintendo Store in New York City
I called one of the Pokemons a motherfucker
Mario and his brother Luigi scolded me about my vulgar language
He told the entire store that I got a nasty filthy mouth

They threw me out of the Nintendo Store
They threw me out of the Nintendo Store
They threw me out of the Nintendo Store
They threw me out of the Nintendo Store

For the second time, I told Pikachu to gently caress off
I also told Mario and Luigi to suck a male Shyguys dick
They got so tired of my bullshit
They told one of the managers to throw me out
He then escorted me to the door

They threw me out of the Nintendo Store
They threw me out of the Nintendo Store
They threw me out of the Nintendo Store
They threw me out of the Nintendo Store

When I went to the Nintendo store that same Sunday, I picked up a Super Scope
I went up to the N64 Demo unit and clubbed the Mario in the head
He fell to the floor unconscious
Suddenly, the police was called on me
I then ran out of the store with a grin on my face, being chased after by the cops

They threw me out of the Nintendo Store
They threw me out of the Nintendo Store
They threw me out of the Nintendo Store
They threw me out of the Nintendo Store

Wormskull posted:

I myself tried to fart during Mario Party 2 as a kid but I poo poo myself and left a brown stain on the carpet.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

*Bon Jovi voice* I tried to fart but what a shame, darling you give rugs a brown stain.

Fungah! posted:

with a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
he presses the a and b buttons down
helpless sibling on a madcatz pad
see him cross-eyed as his sphincter fails at last
he shits on the rug and he stays sitting down
weathering disgrace so toad will give him the win

oh no, the stain it will not go
go go young wormskull, yeah

Wormskull posted:

Way down in central tampa close to Busch gardeens, he leaned over and farted and then poo poo his jeans. There was a big brown spot on the lammied wood, where poo poo a city boy named Wormy B Goode.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Hey Worms, don't poo poo that bed. Get that brown stain right off your sweater. Remember to hold it in when you fart, or else your shart will be much wetter.

Fungah! posted:

there's a young boy who's sure
only winners get gold
and he's holding a massive big shart in
when he shoots it he knows
if the windows are closed
his whole family will beg for them open
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
and he's holding a massive big shart in

there's a toilet down the hall
but now he's super sure
just the gas he thinks he can now release
and a leg he does cock
his colon it now sings
but the stain it will not be forgiven

Fungah! posted:

led zeppelin 4 on th record player while i solemnly stare a a white board with the words MARIO SHARTY in big fuckin letters at the top

Nostradingus posted:

Waiting for the break of day
Searching for mini games to play
Flashing lights on the T.V.
Giving up, I let one free

Sitting cross-legged on the floor
Tried to fart but poo poo my drawers

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Hey hey wormskull said the way you move, gonna make you poo poo gonna make you poop

Fungah! posted:

if i keep on playin', turds are goin' to 'scape
if i keep on playin', turds are goin' to 'scape
when the turds escape, i'll have no place to stay

mean old butthole taught me to weep and moan, Lord
mean old butthole taught me to weep and moan
i've got what it takes to make a carpet piece all brown
oh well, oh well, oh well

Wormskull posted:

If I could take a poooo. I�d show you what this big white rear end can do but I can�t. So I�ll fart. Instead.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

It's Mario Party and I'll shart if I want to, shart if I want to, shart if I want to. You would shart too if it happened to you

heehee posted:

a fella sat down on carpet
he was hopin that his hole wouldn't squeal

Fungah! posted:

my gamer's always playin'
and wouldn't be a bad thing
but he don't get up for poopin'
and that's no lie
i spent the night stain treatin'
i gave him a stern beatin'
from that night i kissed our rug goodbye

don't blame it on the sunshine
don't blame it on the oil spots
don't blame it on the grass stain
blame it on the dookie

Leadthumb posted:

Every gamer knows that the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' that you gotta fart and what that really means
'Cause you could be a winner and you could be a loser
And the best that you can hope for is not to stain your jeans

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I shat myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the stain
The only thing that�s real

The turd falls from my hole
The old familiar smell
Try to wipe it all away
But everyone can tell

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Saw the poo poo from my rear end

You could have it all
Brown stains on my shirt
I will let it out
My rear end in a top hat will squirt

Plebian Parasite posted:

Mario has stars he's earning
All the while a stomach's churning
He has felt Nintendo's Power
And he's sat there one more hour
Day of Judgment, God is calling
On his rear end the gamer's stalling
As the room begins to reek
Wormskull laughing blasts his cheeks
Oh lord, yea

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like turds in wormskull�s asses

lmfao drat dude

# ? Nov 17, 2022 21:20

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

heehee posted:

Diarrhea! Here we go again! Brown eye, thought I could resist poo!

Hey hey gamer when you fart that way, watch the �rhea drip�I can�t keep away.

# ? Nov 17, 2022 21:22

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

Wormskull posted:

Hey hey gamer when you fart that way, watch the �rhea drip�I can�t keep away.

# ? Nov 17, 2022 21:23

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

heehee posted:

Diarrhea! Here we go again! Brown eye, thought I could resist poo!

Wormskull posted:

Hey hey gamer when you fart that way, watch the �rhea drip�I can�t keep away.

# ? Nov 17, 2022 21:28

croup coughfield: Apr 8, 2020; Can't post for 90 days!

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# ? Nov 17, 2022 21:29

my morning jackass: Aug 24, 2009

Leadthumb posted:

Every gamer knows that the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' that you gotta fart and what that really means
'Cause you could be a winner and you could be a loser
And the best that you can hope for is not to stain your jeans

Lol

# ? Nov 17, 2022 21:31

Leadthumb: Mar 24, 2006

Plebian Parasite posted:

Mario has stars he's earning
All the while a stomach's churning
He has felt Nintendo's Power
And he's sat there one more hour
Day of Judgment, God is calling
On his rear end the gamer's stalling
As the room begins to reek
Wormskull laughing blasts his cheeks
Oh lord, yea

oh my god lmao

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# ? Nov 17, 2022 21:46

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

lmfao jfc

# ? Nov 17, 2022 22:25

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

It�s quite unusual to �have fun� with Pok�mon. It�s quite unusual to �enjoy� my stupid time. But when you see me messing around with video options� it�s not unusual. To see me smiiiile. I wanna die.

# ? Nov 17, 2022 22:36

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

Wormskull posted:

It�s quite unusual to �have fun� with Pok�mon. It�s quite unusual to �enjoy� my stupid time. But when you see me messing around with video options� it�s not unusual. To see me smiiiile. I wanna die.

lmfao

# ? Nov 17, 2022 22:36

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

Wormskull posted:

It�s quite unusual to �have fun� with Pok�mon. It�s quite unusual to �enjoy� my stupid time. But when you see me messing around with video options� it�s not unusual. To see me smiiiile. I wanna die.

# ? Nov 17, 2022 22:38

Leadthumb: Mar 24, 2006

Wormskull posted:

It�s quite unusual to �have fun� with Pok�mon. It�s quite unusual to �enjoy� my stupid time. But when you see me messing around with video options� it�s not unusual. To see me smiiiile. I wanna die.

oh no the threads are combining!

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Leadthumb fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Nov 17, 2022

# ? Nov 17, 2022 22:40

Joan: Mar 28, 2021

Wormskull posted:

Way down in central tampa close to Busch gardeens, he leaned over and farted and then poo poo his jeans. There was a big brown spot on the lammied wood, where poo poo a city boy named Wormy B Goode.

# ? Nov 17, 2022 22:59

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Wormskull posted:

It�s quite unusual to �have fun� with Pok�mon. It�s quite unusual to �enjoy� my stupid time. But when you see me messing around with video options� it�s not unusual. To see me smiiiile. I wanna die.

# ? Nov 17, 2022 23:00

heehee: Sep 5, 2012; haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win

Wormskull posted:

It�s quite unusual to �have fun� with Pok�mon. It�s quite unusual to �enjoy� my stupid time. But when you see me messing around with video options� it�s not unusual. To see me smiiiile. I wanna die.

lmfao

# ? Nov 17, 2022 23:11

heehee: Sep 5, 2012; haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win

Runny! - Pink Floyd

# ? Nov 17, 2022 23:19

Evil Eagle: Nov 5, 2009

Wormskull posted:

It�s quite unusual to �have fun� with Pok�mon. It�s quite unusual to �enjoy� my stupid time. But when you see me messing around with video options� it�s not unusual. To see me smiiiile. I wanna die.

lol

# ? Nov 17, 2022 23:39

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

heehee posted:

Runny! - Pink Floyd

lol

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# ? Nov 17, 2022 23:41

copy: Jul 26, 2007

Wormskull posted:

It�s quite unusual to �have fun� with Pok�mon. It�s quite unusual to �enjoy� my stupid time. But when you see me messing around with video options� it�s not unusual. To see me smiiiile. I wanna die.

lol

# ? Nov 17, 2022 23:43