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hey everyone, i wanted to share a funny billboard i saw while in rhode island. the billboard was an advertisement for the 'cracker barrel' restaurant saying it was 22 miles away. this was funny because who the hell is gonna say "oh man cracker barrel im gonna travel halfway across the state to get there"? not me, that's for sure - even if i were to start heading over to the cracker barrel, i'd surely come by some much better restaurants on the way! also, sorry to go off-topic, but another somewhat related funny thing i saw was next to our hotel there was a restaurant called "aroogas". i thought that was a pretty funny name for a restaurant, lol! bye!
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I saw a McDonald's billboard one time that implied that the guy would like to have sex with a cheese burger can you imagine that?
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Nov 21, 2022 15:41
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buddy, they won't even let me gently caress the double cheeseburger wait a second, i'm getting some updated info... apparently i can gently caress the double cheeseburger!
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Nov 21, 2022 15:43
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lol rhode island be tiny
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Nov 21, 2022 15:51
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what if it was called chode island lol edit: or load island, "load" referring to cum lmao
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Nov 21, 2022 15:52
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22 miles is maybe halfway across my mega-city. What kind of baby state do you live in? lmao Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go offline for a bit. There's a radiation storm coming and it's not safe to be above ground anymore.
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Nov 21, 2022 15:53
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Roumba posted:22 miles is maybe halfway across my mega-city. What kind of baby state do you live in? lmao i mentioned in the OP that the state was rhode island, and i also mentioned getting a hotel and given that the state is so small it wouldn't make sense to stay at a hotel if i lived in the state so from that context you could reasonably deduce that i don't live there. i appreciate the engagement on this post but please read the thread! 
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Nov 21, 2022 15:55
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RI be crazy like that op
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Nov 21, 2022 15:55
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Op you should also know that here in New England you are always only 22 miles from a Cracker Barrel restaurant
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Nov 21, 2022 15:57
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I've never actually been inside a cracker barrel, do they have any distinctive food/claim to fame or is it just a generic low-end chain like Ground Round or Houlihan's
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Nov 21, 2022 15:59
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also, voted 5 on this thread, suggest everyone else does the same
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Nov 21, 2022 15:59
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Snow Cone Capone posted:I've never actually been inside a cracker barrel, do they have any distinctive food/claim to fame or is it just a generic low-end chain like Ground Round or Houlihan's The food is generic “Southern” slop. The restaurants have a store at the front that sells kitschy poo poo and probably Trump paraphernalia depending on location.
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Nov 21, 2022 16:02
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Snow Cone Capone posted:I've never actually been inside a cracker barrel, do they have any distinctive food/claim to fame or is it just a generic low-end chain like Ground Round or Houlihan's They got a store inside that sells toys and assorted folksy tchotchkes.
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Nov 21, 2022 16:02
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Op you should also know that here in New England you are always only 22 miles from a Cracker Barrel restaurant lol i'm from ma so i'm familiar with cracker barrel's ubiquity - just one more reason that it was so funny they felt the need to advertise one 22 miles away! i used to go down to ri sometimes too when i was in high school to go to an arcade i later learned was owned and run by a pedophile that only got into arcade games so he could pick up 14 year olds at conventions
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Nov 21, 2022 16:04
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Snow Cone Capone posted:I've never actually been inside a cracker barrel, do they have any distinctive food/claim to fame or is it just a generic low-end chain like Ground Round or Houlihan's its bad southern food served with a side of horrible racism and lovely general store
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Nov 21, 2022 16:04
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garfield hentai posted:lol i'm from ma so i'm familiar with cracker barrel's ubiquity - just one more reason that it was so funny they felt the need to advertise one 22 miles away! i used to go down to ri sometimes too when i was in high school to go to an arcade i later learned was owned and run by a pedophile that only got into arcade games so he could pick up 14 year olds at conventions There was a pizza place in the town I used to live in called Fun House Pizza and I only ever passed by it but I imagine it was created for the same reason as that arcade. I think it was also beside a Cracker Barrel.
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Nov 21, 2022 16:19
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The food is generic “Southern” slop. Bro Dad posted:its bad southern food served with a side of horrible racism and lovely general store bossy lady posted:They got a store inside that sells toys and assorted folksy tchotchkes.  remember to vote 5
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Nov 21, 2022 16:24
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voted 5
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Nov 21, 2022 16:28
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garfield hentai posted:the billboard was an advertisement for the 'cracker barrel' restaurant saying it was 22 miles away. this was funny because who the hell is gonna say "oh man cracker barrel im gonna travel halfway across the state to get there"? Pfft, only 22 miles? Buddy, let me tell you about a place called Wall Drug.
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Nov 21, 2022 16:46
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garfield hentai posted:i mentioned in the OP that the state was rhode island, and i also mentioned getting a hotel and given that the state is so small it wouldn't make sense to stay at a hotel if i lived in the state so from that context you could reasonably deduce that i don't live there. i appreciate the engagement on this post but please read the thread! Fair enough, but folks, I may be sick as poo poo right now, near-delerious with the flu or probably the 'vid, but is this guy trying to tell us that there's an island that is entirely its own state? Like, as if there's some kind of internal America-Austraila situation or some poo poo going on that I ain't never heard of? Preposterous. e: Ahhh nuts. It actually turned out to be COVID 
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Nov 21, 2022 16:55
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lol i looked it up and it's named 'rhode island' off of this dinkity rear end little fella on the right here
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Nov 21, 2022 17:12
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Did crackers used to come in barrels?
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Nov 21, 2022 17:15
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oh also here's where the cracker barrel is
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Nov 21, 2022 17:16
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Crackhead Barrell
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Nov 21, 2022 17:21
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we used to sell things to cracker barrell for their weird rear end gift shop
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Nov 21, 2022 17:23
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Neukoln19 posted:Crackhead Barrell lol that's just rhode island in general!! (jk no offense to anyone who lives in rhode island!)
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Nov 21, 2022 17:25
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Heh I've seen some hilarious billboards in my day but oh man this one takes the cake.
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Nov 21, 2022 17:33
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Op did you see the giant blue ant in Providence
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Nov 21, 2022 17:36
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fucker barrel
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Nov 21, 2022 17:39
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one time I filled out the complaint form on cracker barrel.com. As soon as you click the complaint button you get a popup asking you if its because they were racist to you
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Nov 21, 2022 17:54
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Op did you see the giant blue ant in Providence yes AND the next day we went to worcester and that company had another location there but they didn't have a giant ant outside! what a ripoff!!
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Nov 21, 2022 18:13
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22 miles. Man. You have given a wonderful perspective of how truly small Rhode Island is. I swear there are 60 mile stretches of road in SE WA that don't even have a gas station.
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Nov 21, 2022 18:22
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Grundma posted:one time I filled out the complaint form on cracker barrel.com. As soon as you click the complaint button you get a popup asking you if its because they were racist to you 'on a scale of 1 to 10, how satisfied were you with our racism. 1 = no racism, 10 = uncle jimmy halfway through a nascar race.'
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Nov 21, 2022 18:37
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Jelly posted:22 miles. Man. You have given a wonderful perspective of how truly small Rhode Island is. It is the smallest state op
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Nov 21, 2022 18:47
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Never once did I ever get any crackers at a Cracker Barrel. They don’t bring crackers out with your food. There are no crackers for sale in the gift shop. American hypocrisy at its best. 
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Nov 21, 2022 18:48
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garfield hentai posted:yes AND the next day we went to worcester and that company had another location there but they didn't have a giant ant outside! what a ripoff!! Worcester has the giant Polar bear. You can’t have two giant mascots in the same city otherwise they will fight.
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Nov 21, 2022 19:34
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garfield hentai posted:oh also here's where the cracker barrel is your weird state makes me SICK
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Nov 21, 2022 19:39
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Buce posted:your weird state makes me SICK What state is that anyways? Drippsylvania? 
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Nov 21, 2022 19:41
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all rhodes lead to cracker barrel
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What state is that anyways? Drippsylvania? sukksyldickyall
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