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dateline 09:00 am "instead of working, why not just get drunk today?" "good thinking, me" 6 hours later (& i can't honestly blame no shave november) i have successfully set my entire unkempt facial hair on fire trying to smoke 1/8th of a butt of a left over cig. I was able to pat it out by slapping my own face repeatedly goons it hurts what should i do rn i am applying cool beer cans to the affected area
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The only answer is to get more drunk so if you light it up again you can use your vomit to put it out. Don't asphyxiate, though...
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Nov 21, 2022 21:03
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it's an improvement, op
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Nov 21, 2022 21:04
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Well need to see a picture to give accurate advice op
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Nov 21, 2022 21:04
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do not apply aftershave
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_____! posted:The only answer is to get more drunk so if you light it up again you can use your vomit to put it out. Don't asphyxiate, though... attempting this now seems sound Mr. Crow posted:Well need to see a picture to give accurate advice op clearly lies i'm upset that a goond would try to trick me for joke purposes
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Nov 21, 2022 21:09
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The only way to rectify the situation is by posting pics of the aftermath op.
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Nov 21, 2022 21:33
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I now smell like booze, hobo cigs, and burnt hair You should take a shower
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Nov 21, 2022 21:43
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You should go to work
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Nov 21, 2022 21:46
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hahahahahaha
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Nov 21, 2022 21:49
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did you ever fix the hole in your roof
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Nov 21, 2022 21:56
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when there is nothing left to burn you have to set your face on fire
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Nov 21, 2022 21:56
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did you try to light a cig off the stove?
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Nov 21, 2022 21:57
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i've lightly singed my moustache before when lighting the ends of a joint so you have my sympathies OP
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Nov 21, 2022 21:58
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Nov 21, 2022 21:59
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Image of Garfield holding a sign that says gently caress
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Nov 21, 2022 22:11
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is your name jay leno, op?
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freshman year of rutgers, everyone was asleep and i had no fire so i smoked a cigarette by putting foil and paper towels in the microwave with bucket of water handy. it worked & i managed to not set off fire alarm but this other time, Peruvian Eddie was smoking a hookah in his room and the RA (was that the term?) knocked on the door and he tossed the coalpuck out the window and hid the hookah. this was fall & the coal had landed in a very large pile of leaves and we had to evacuate. no one squealed
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Nov 21, 2022 22:48
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switch to liquor op
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Nov 21, 2022 22:50
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Do the balls next, and you just might sell this act
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Nov 21, 2022 23:00
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sounds like you have a problem wrt drinking alcohol op. have you considered drinking my piss instead?
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SniperWoreConverse posted:dateline 09:00 am it's a real improvement to your looks op
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Nov 21, 2022 23:11
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Put some aloe on your disfigured scar tissue.
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Nov 21, 2022 23:13
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welcome back, enfield
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:did you ever fix the hole in your roof No it is thru this aperture I am able to perceive astral conjunctions kntfkr posted:when there is nothing left to burn you have to set your face on fire Woah kind of a throw back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Or6-HOveg thin blue whine posted:it's a real improvement to your looks op Ty Jabberlock posted:welcome back, enfield gently caress what ever happened to that dude Is he literally dead or what
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SniperWoreConverse posted:gently caress what ever happened to that dude He went to skullmund and nobody heard from nor saw him again
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Rip in piece Enfield STABASS posted:sounds like you have a problem wrt drinking alcohol op. have you considered drinking my piss instead? I'm not yet to the point of recuperating narcotics from urine samples Colonel Cancer posted:Do the balls next, and you just might sell this act The ol Turkish barber technique is legit the best way imo a gay lion named Tangiers posted:switch to liquor op A pack of cigarettes and 6 beers is literally $20 already. Luckily I have prepared the way by brewing 27 liters of the real poo poo in a steel keg some goon sent me years ago
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Isaac?
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Set a man's face on fire and he'll post one thread
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Nov 22, 2022 00:07
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Lookin good op
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live footage of the op 
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Jabberlock posted:welcome back, enfield
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SniperWoreConverse posted:A pack of cigarettes and 6 beers is literally $20 already. Luckily I have prepared the way by brewing 27 liters of the real poo poo in a steel keg some goon sent me years ago I look forward to your ill-considered rocketry experiments, and sincerely hope that you survive without permanent injury
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It's the goon jay leno So like.. you know.. heheh
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op post the face
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Nov 22, 2022 02:44
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who still smokes cigarettes in 2022?
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OP tried to be that Buddhist monk protesting the Vietnam War but failed 1/10th of the way in
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maybe this is the beginning of a new trend Set your Face on Fire November
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