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dateline 09:00 am "instead of working, why not just get drunk today?" "good thinking, me" 6 hours later (& i can't honestly blame no shave november) i have successfully set my entire unkempt facial hair on fire trying to smoke 1/8th of a butt of a left over cig. I was able to pat it out by slapping my own face repeatedly goons it hurts what should i do rn i am applying cool beer cans to the affected area
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_____! posted:The only answer is to get more drunk so if you light it up again you can use your vomit to put it out. Don't asphyxiate, though... attempting this now seems sound Mr. Crow posted:Well need to see a picture to give accurate advice op clearly lies i'm upset that a goond would try to trick me for joke purposes
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:did you ever fix the hole in your roof No it is thru this aperture I am able to perceive astral conjunctions kntfkr posted:when there is nothing left to burn you have to set your face on fire Woah kind of a throw back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Or6-HOveg thin blue whine posted:it's a real improvement to your looks op Ty Jabberlock posted:welcome back, enfield gently caress what ever happened to that dude Is he literally dead or what
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Rip in piece Enfield STABASS posted:sounds like you have a problem wrt drinking alcohol op. have you considered drinking my piss instead? I'm not yet to the point of recuperating narcotics from urine samples Colonel Cancer posted:Do the balls next, and you just might sell this act The ol Turkish barber technique is legit the best way imo a gay lion named Tangiers posted:switch to liquor op A pack of cigarettes and 6 beers is literally $20 already. Luckily I have prepared the way by brewing 27 liters of the real poo poo in a steel keg some goon sent me years ago
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By popular demand posted:I always get happy when I encounter an SWC post, my unconscious mind just automatically assumes he was always a figment of my imagination. against all odds it turns out it was real all along minecraft_holmes posted:why would you do that op yeah now that i'm soberized it seems like a suboptimal choice tbh
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Piss can strengthen the skin proteins but won't help with existing burns I'm not buying into goon piss technology cmon
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Discernibly Turgid posted:I miss your XCOM threads, SWC, and I’m glad this didn’t turn out worse than it did. I still have the saves but unless I can get someone to belt out sixers when goons die imo the gimmick doesn't work as well. Don't like reporting, especially for stupid poo poo. The key to that thread is the music tho you gotta have the good tunes from kinda weird sources. WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I set myself in fire once. Same
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