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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
when there is nothing left to burn you have to set your face on fire

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
did you try to light a cig off the stove?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
freshman year of rutgers, everyone was asleep and i had no fire so i smoked a cigarette by putting foil and paper towels in the microwave with bucket of water handy.

it worked & i managed to not set off fire alarm

but this other time, Peruvian Eddie was smoking a hookah in his room and the RA (was that the term?) knocked on the door and he tossed the coalpuck out the window and hid the hookah. this was fall & the coal had landed in a very large pile of leaves and we had to evacuate. no one squealed

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Prof. Crocodile posted:

who still smokes cigarettes in 2022?

:(

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