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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I accidentally set my face on fire
 
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thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
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SniperWoreConverse posted:

dateline 09:00 am
"instead of working, why not just get drunk today?" "good thinking, me"

6 hours later (& i can't honestly blame no shave november) i have successfully set my entire unkempt facial hair on fire trying to smoke 1/8th of a butt of a left over cig. I was able to pat it out by slapping my own face repeatedly

goons it hurts what should i do rn i am applying cool beer cans to the affected area

it's a real improvement to your looks op

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I accidentally set my face on fire