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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

What religion is the most socialist? Why can't white people be normal when they convert? Lets discuss all this.

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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
Zeal of the convert op

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

been thinking about achieving enlightenment or maybe salvation. not sure which I want to do yet

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

going to go buddhist for the pussy richard gere style

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Eastern Orthodox. A collection of closely related yet separate smaller churches. The Soviet Union of religions.

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

once you reach the pinacle of one, be it enlightenment or salvation or whatever, you should start working on the next one as soon as possible

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Mormons get their own planet when they die. You can visit your friends and family's planets if you miss them. Jesus's planet is named Kolob.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


that virtual reality one where you climb the mountain from do androids dream of electric sheep

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Those guys who cut off their balls and flew away on a comet idk

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

the Peoples Temple, op

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

SorePotato posted:

once you reach the pinacle of one, be it enlightenment or salvation or whatever, you should start working on the next one as soon as possible

the New Game+ of religions

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
The most socialist religion is mromonism. It promotes men spreading their love to all those who would receive it. This is true socialism.

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


I prefer cults. They're like the local credit unions of organized religion.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

SorePotato posted:

once you reach the pinacle of one, be it enlightenment or salvation or whatever, you should start working on the next one as soon as possible

im already on that level I got reincarnated as a man

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


i prefer to worship the large number of bunkers placed throughout the countryside

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

in a way atheists are probably the most religious of all types of people

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

AnimeIsTrash posted:

im already on that level I got reincarnated as a man

I could be reincarnated as a super wealthy guy next though. Or a really pretty guy.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

the only religion i adhere to is marxist-leninist-maoism, op

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
i'm glad i'm not Christian, seems like the bad one

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Pastafarian

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
😆

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



AnimeIsTrash posted:

What religion is the most socialist? Why can't white people be normal when they convert? Lets discuss all this.

Posting is the most socialist religion. White people can never be normal about anything.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
White people are always normal and based

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Do cults count in this context?

post COVID posted:

I prefer cults. They're like the local credit unions of organized religion.

Yeah see? Keep it local. Also I want to see where John Hinckley is going with all this.

https://twitter.com/JohnHinckley20/status/1594794817854267392

wash bucket has issued a correction as of 01:24 on Nov 22, 2022

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Praise be, to the giant speghetti monster in the sky~

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


I’m Basta!farian

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
im agnostic. thnx

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
think u have to be dumb as poo poo to pick another unless ur doing it as a meme / free food or whatever

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Smythe posted:

im agnostic. thnx

This is like when vegans post in the BBQ thread.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

McCracAttack posted:

This is like when vegans post in the BBQ thread.

not my fault im right and everyone else is wrong

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Smythe posted:

not my fault im right and everyone else is wrong

This too is like when vegans post in the BBQ thread.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

McCracAttack posted:

This too is like when vegans post in the BBQ thread.

god drat youre right

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I like religion. I like mine, i like studying it & others. Belief is fascinating, and beautiful, imo

Mormon Star Wars
Aug 13, 2005
It's a minotaur race...

AnimeIsTrash posted:

What religion is the most socialist? Why can't white people be normal when they convert? Lets discuss all this.

Proud to announce the Andrew Tate openly committing shirk pool is going to pay out.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

re: ligions. I have no interest in ligions

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
which one is the gayest

Badactura
Feb 14, 2019

My wish lives in the future.

Private Cumshoe posted:

which one is the gayest

Being gay is a religion so that one I guess

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Private Cumshoe posted:

which one is the gayest

Pastafarianism

the Flying Spaghetti Monster is an allegory for lots and lots of dick

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Private Cumshoe posted:

which one is the gayest

the religion of wokeness

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Smythe posted:

im agnostic. thnx

coward's pick imo. might as well just say all sides make some good points.

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