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god is real and strong and my friend
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Dec 10, 2022 10:52
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my religion starts ten thousand years ago when the shamans of altai were driven from their mountain home by a terrible flood
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Dec 10, 2022 11:06
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half you people worship marx just as hard as christians worship jesus
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Dec 10, 2022 11:15
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I have a personal relationship with Karl Marx
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i am hoping for a crazy leftist prophet who claims to be marx reincarnated and ready for battle
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Dec 10, 2022 11:19
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The only religion for discerning intellectual in 21st century involves jerking it onto drawings of Superman
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Dec 10, 2022 16:05
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Wife was invited to go to non-denominational church tomorrow. I'm going to wear my suit and make my baby look cute. I have no idea how to conduct myself as a guest, but I do not want to do the binding rituals that christians do, what is the tactful way to refuse a communion or a baptism?
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KirbyKhan posted:Wife was invited to go to non-denominational church tomorrow. I'm going to wear my suit and make my baby look cute. I have no idea how to conduct myself as a guest, but I do not want to do the binding rituals that christians do, what is the tactful way to refuse a communion or a baptism? If it were a Catholic church you would cross your arms but Prots essentially make up their own rules so idk  Why isn't your wife a good Catholic? War and Pieces has issued a correction as of 16:26 on Dec 10, 2022 |
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KirbyKhan posted:Wife was invited to go to non-denominational church tomorrow. I'm going to wear my suit and make my baby look cute. I have no idea how to conduct myself as a guest, but I do not want to do the binding rituals that christians do, what is the tactful way to refuse a communion or a baptism? The most common way to refuse communion is to just stay in your seat when told to go up for it. No one will read anything into it, as you could just as easily be from a stricter sect that doesn't take communion outside of their church or denomination as you are someone who is not taking communion because you don't confess the same beliefs as they do. If you don't feel comfortable doing that, when you go up and get in front of the person distributing the bread and wine, stand with your arms crossed in front of you and down, so like put your arms down and grab one wrist with your other hand. The pastor will likely give you a blessing, in much the same way that they do for children who haven't taken first communion. Depending on the church, this might involve getting the sign of the cross made on your forehead but will probably just be verbal with maybe a hand sign tops. If you're super concerned, just ask one of the ushers or people handing out bulletins what you should do. There's a wide range of Protestant views on communion, particularly as it relates to non-members, so if you are uncomfortable just winging it, that's gonna be your best bet.
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Dec 10, 2022 16:41
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KirbyKhan posted:Wife was invited to go to non-denominational church tomorrow. I'm going to wear my suit and make my baby look cute. I have no idea how to conduct myself as a guest, but I do not want to do the binding rituals that christians do, what is the tactful way to refuse a communion or a baptism? tell them that god isnt real
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War and Pieces posted:
She is the kind of Christian that has laid the groundwork to cancel last minute on Sunday morning via text, so she doesn't know what to do at these things either.
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Dec 10, 2022 17:43
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Just wear a shirt that says "debate me" or something idk
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AnimeIsTrash posted:tell them that god isnt real don't lie in church. god hates that
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Dec 10, 2022 17:59
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Loudly complain about Vatican 2.
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I'm gonna call Martin Luther a casual
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If you don't tell them your name or say it backwards and wear your shirt inside out, the spells the priest might cast upon you will be confused and likely fizzle out. Just don't swallow the wine, find a potted plant and spit it out.
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AnimeIsTrash posted:tell them that god isnt real AiT going 2 church https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90OFZQx_7xI
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Listening to The Bruenigs pod to observe cross Christian verbal one upmanship. https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1601361227208429570
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Trip Report, didn't go, it snowed so my wife sent a text to her buddy and rolled back into bed 
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KirbyKhan posted:Gilgamesh is just the first story being retold in every medium known to man. there are much older stories, op
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Just learned that LDS makes polygamist converts get divorced but the woke Mormons who split from LDS over remaining monogamous make an exception for polygamist converts. Religion rules
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War and Pieces posted:Just learned that LDS makes polygamist converts get divorced but the woke Mormons who split from LDS over remaining monogamous make an exception for polygamist converts. one of their sects recently got busted for having child wives again
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AnimeIsTrash posted:one of their sects recently got busted for having child wives again religious prosecution is good. being a mormon should be illegal like the falun gong
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good luck enforcing that when the FBI agents themselves are Mormon
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:religious prosecution is good. being a mormon should be illegal like the falun gong how many times do we have to do prohibition before we learn this lesson? decriminalize moronism and regulate it
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spent the day collecting crosses from churches and destroying them with chainsaws & flamethrowers. mwahahaha
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burning bibles for warmth like a baws
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Azathoth posted:I'm always leery of applying modern concepts or ideologies to people who didn't have the frameworks that we have, particularly economic ones, but as much as Christians focus on Jesus' spiritual message, he had just as strong of a temporal message about taking care of the worst off in society. this happens every 3-4 pages in the a/t religion thread, v funny
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KirbyKhan posted:Wife was invited to go to non-denominational church tomorrow. I'm going to wear my suit and make my baby look cute. I have no idea how to conduct myself as a guest, but I do not want to do the binding rituals that christians do, what is the tactful way to refuse a communion or a baptism? If you've already had your kootie shot you should be immune. Otherwise, Google "Circle and Dots: Gendered Immunology". It's a brief but dry read.
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Dress as a racist caricature of a member of a non-christian religon.
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Smythe posted:spent the day collecting crosses from churches and destroying them with chainsaws & flamethrowers. mwahahaha 
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what’s the best Christmas song? I like the fire and brimstone onesquote:God rest ye merry gentlemen quote:come, O come, Thou Lord of might quote:Myrrh is mine the fear makes it real
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