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Side you're looking forward to on Thanksgiving
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Mashed Potatoes & Gravy 15 17.24%
Stuffing 32 36.78%
Green Bean Casserole 6 6.90%
Rolls 6 6.90%
Cranberry Sauce 6 6.90%
Sweet Potatoes 8 9.20%
Pies 14 16.09%
Total: 87 votes
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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Nosre posted:

Advanced stats like this on the Vikings are my cope in anticipation for Thursday's game

Thursday we shall find out if the Vikings are merely frauds, or turbo mega giga frauds

Lol at only being 3 point favorites at home vs this version of the Patriots

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That is probably more of a factor that nobody on God's green earth believes in Kirk Cousins.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Primetime Kirk vs. a Bill Belichick-coached team that has tape of a 40-3 loss to study. My funbucks are on the Pats.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/BuffaloBills/status/1595091351602954240

https://twitter.com/Lions/status/1595089102072053760

Aw, that's sweet. :3:

Unless the donuts are POISONED!!! :tinfoil:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The bigger question is if Mac Jones is marginally better than Kirk Cousins, considering that he was barely better than Zach Wilson.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Shoulda sent kneecaps.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

MJeff posted:

RG3 made that face because he got a psychic vision of the replies to this tweet, lol.

Today I learned it's racist to say a spoiled rich white kid is a spoiled rich white kid

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

MJeff posted:


https://twitter.com/Lions/status/1595089102072053760

Aw, that's sweet. :3:

Unless the donuts are POISONED!!! :tinfoil:

You might as well be sending someone a literal box of poo poo if you are going to send them Tim Horton's

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

yeah man

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

DariusLikewise posted:

You might as well be sending someone a literal box of poo poo if you are going to send them Tim Horton's

Woah there. Those donuts are actually fine imo.

I'm excited that they get to play the Lions on Thanksgiving!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

DariusLikewise posted:

You might as well be sending someone a literal box of poo poo if you are going to send them Tim Horton's

Coastal Elites insulting a Great Lakes institution. You hate to see it.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Big Time Opinions on fast food pastries

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

MJeff posted:


Aw, that's sweet. :3:

Unless the donuts are POISONED!!! :tinfoil:

The last season of Coach, they took over an expansion team in the NFL. They got hot and fluky wins in the second half of the season and made the playoffs. They win the Wild Card and have to go play at Buffalo. The bumbling assistant coach gets Buffalo Wings from a local place with Hardcore Bills fans and the whole team ends up getting food poisoning. So they end up having none of their starters and getting trounced by 50 points. And that's how the series ends.

I am probably the only person who watched the last season of Coach

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

MJeff posted:

Coastal Elites insulting a Great Lakes institution. You hate to see it.

Replace coastal elite with Canadian Prairies inhabitant

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

MJeff posted:


Aw, that's sweet. :3:

Unless the donuts are POISONED!!! :tinfoil:

They're Tim Hortons donuts, of course they're poisoned

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1595070886058786816

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I recognize $20,000 to the organization is better than $0, but that still seems like a paltry sum for a donation from an NFL franchise.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I recognize $20,000 to the organization is better than $0, but that still seems like a paltry sum for a donation from an NFL franchise.

Look man they can't just be throwing money around willy nilly, they have a supremely expensive new stadium for the taxpayers to pay for

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Revis and Thomas should be 1st ballots.
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1595118404918472704

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

They'll never be able to prove anything.

Knowing how big idiots the owners are there might be a 20 owner thread discussing “are we agreed on no more fully guaranteed QB contracts?”

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Full list. Put in Ronde already!

quote:

Eric Allen, CB – 1988-1994 Philadelphia Eagles, 1995-97 New Orleans Saints, 1998-2001 Oakland Raiders | (Times as a Semifinalist: 3 – 2021-23)
Jared Allen, DE – 2004-07 Kansas City Chiefs, 2008-2013 Minnesota Vikings, 2014-15 Chicago Bears, 2015 Carolina Panthers | (Times as a Semifinalist: 3 – 2021-23)
Willie Anderson, T – 1996-2007 Cincinnati Bengals, 2008 Baltimore Ravens | (Times as a Semifinalist: 3 – 2021-23)
Ronde Barber, CB/S – 1997-2012 Tampa Bay Buccaneers | (Times as a Semifinalist: 6 – 2018-2023)
Anquan Boldin, WR – 2003-09 Arizona Cardinals, 2010-12 Baltimore Ravens, 2013-15 San Francisco 49ers, 2016 Detroit Lions | (Times as a Semifinalist: 2 – 2022-23)
Henry Ellard, WR – 1983-1993 Los Angeles Rams, 1994-98 Washington Redskins, 1998 New England Patriots | (Times as a Semifinalist: 1 – 2023)
Jahri Evans, G – 2006-2016 New Orleans Saints, 2017 Green Bay Packers | (Times as a Semifinalist: 1 – 2023)
London Fletcher, LB – 1998-2001 St. Louis Rams, 2002-06 Buffalo Bills, 2007-2013 Washington Redskins | (Times as a Semifinalist: 1 – 2023)
Dwight Freeney, DE – 2002-2012 Indianapolis Colts, 2013-14 San Diego Chargers, 2015 Arizona Cardinals, 2016 Atlanta Falcons, 2017 Seattle Seahawks, 2017 Detroit Lions | (Times as a Semifinalist: 1 – 2023)
James Harrison, LB – 2002-2012, 2014-17 Pittsburgh Steelers, 2013 Cincinnati Bengals, 2017 New England Patriots | (Times as a Semifinalist: 1 – 2023)
Rodney Harrison, S – 1994-2002 San Diego Chargers, 2003-08 New England Patriots | (Times as a Semifinalist: 2 – 2021, 2023)
Devin Hester, PR/KR/WR – 2006-2013 Chicago Bears, 2014-15 Atlanta Falcons, 2016 Baltimore Ravens | (Times as a Semifinalist: 2 – 2022-23)
Torry Holt, WR – 1999-2008 St. Louis Rams, 2009 Jacksonville Jaguars | (Times as a Semifinalist: 9 – 2015-2023)
Andre Johnson, WR – 2003-2014 Houston Texans, 2015 Indianapolis Colts, 2016 Tennessee Titans | (Times as a Semifinalist: 2 – 2022-23)
Albert Lewis, CB – 1983-1993 Kansas City Chiefs, 1994-98 Los Angeles/Oakland Raiders | (Times as a Semifinalist: 2 – 2013, 2023)
Robert Mathis, DE/LB – 2003-2016 Indianapolis Colts | (Times as a Semifinalist: 2 – 2022-23)
Darrelle Revis, CB – 2007-2012, 2015-16 New York Jets, 2013 Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 2014 New England Patriots, 2017 Kansas City Chiefs | (Times as a Semifinalist: 1 – 2023)
Steve Smith Sr., WR – 2001-2013 Carolina Panthers, 2014-16 Baltimore Ravens | (Times as a Semifinalist: 2 – 2022-23)
Fred Taylor, RB – 1998-2008 Jacksonville Jaguars, 2009-2010 New England Patriots | (Times as a Semifinalist: 4 – 2020-23)
Joe Thomas, T – 2007-2017 Cleveland Browns | (Times as a Semifinalist: 1 – 2023)
Zach Thomas, LB – 1996-2007 Miami Dolphins, 2008 Dallas Cowboys | (Times as a Semifinalist: 5 – 2019-2023)
Hines Ward, WR – 1998-2011 Pittsburgh Steelers | (Times as a Semifinalist: 7 – 2017-2023)
DeMarcus Ware, LB/DE – 2005-2013 Dallas Cowboys, 2014-16 Denver Broncos | (Times as a Semifinalist: 2 – 2022-23)
Ricky Watters, RB – 1992-94 San Francisco 49ers, 1995-97 Philadelphia Eagles, 1998-2001 Seattle Seahawks | (Times as a Semifinalist: 3 – 2020, 2022-23)
Reggie Wayne, WR – 2001-2014 Indianapolis Colts | (Times as a Semifinalist: 4 – 2020-23)
Vince Wilfork, DT – 2004-2014 New England Patriots, 2015-16 Houston Texans | (Times as a Semifinalist: 2 – 2022-23)
Patrick Willis, LB – 2007-2014 San Francisco 49ers | (Times as a Semifinalist: 4 – 2020-23)
Darren Woodson, S – 1992-2003 Dallas Cowboys | (Times as a Semifinalist: 7 – 2015, 2017, 2019-2023)

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Put Torry Holt in the HOF

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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DariusLikewise posted:

You might as well be sending someone a literal box of poo poo if you are going to send them Tim Horton's

:psyduck: Are you thinking of someplace else? Tim Hortons is perfectly fine.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Hester really should go in. Teams were terrified to kick to him and he'd return the ball anyway. He has a pile of NFL records.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

DariusLikewise posted:

Put Vince Wilfork in the HOF

yeah

I had forgotten about the James Harrison, noted new England Patriot, phase. In his only regular season appearance for them he had 2 sacks and a forced fumble against the Jets :hai: Sadly he could do nothing to stop Big Dick Nick's date with destiny

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Diva Cupcake posted:

Revis and Thomas should be 1st ballots.

Absolutely, should be a minute vote for those two.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So if we're talking about Hester.

Is Patterson anywhere near a case?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Huh, I thought Gates was eligible this year

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Got a deal for $1 a month for a year of The Athletic. Thinking about finally trying it out. How is it for Bucs/Rams/Dolphins/Chiefs/Jags in that order of caring about teams. Mostly the Bucs.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Kilometers Davis posted:

Got a deal for $1 a month for a year of The Athletic. Thinking about finally trying it out. How is it for Bucs/Rams/Dolphins/Chiefs/Jags in that order of caring about teams. Mostly the Bucs.

Well, the Bucs best beat writer overall (Greg Auman) just left the Athletic covering the Bucs to FOX Sports and now covers the entire NFC South. I have no idea who or if anyone has replaced him at the Athletic.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I refuse to be baited into hof chat so I'm just going to say I'm now getting cam Cameron vibes from Greg Roman

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/RyanDLeaf/status/1595128513853501440?t=h4-PdMgF7sr5FTuc2et9PQ&s=19

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I wish that man the best in life

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

syzpid posted:

The last season of Coach, they took over an expansion team in the NFL. They got hot and fluky wins in the second half of the season and made the playoffs. They win the Wild Card and have to go play at Buffalo. The bumbling assistant coach gets Buffalo Wings from a local place with Hardcore Bills fans and the whole team ends up getting food poisoning. So they end up having none of their starters and getting trounced by 50 points. And that's how the series ends.

I am probably the only person who watched the last season of Coach

I have a distinct visual memory of his Orlando Breakers office (I kinda knew the team name, but had to look up the city), but other than other visual memories of his Minnesota State office and dope-rear end cabin, the only storyline I remember is when Hayden and his wife are trying to have a baby and he's got a low sperm count, so his has to wear special cooling underwear that circulates water around his junk to keep his balls from cooking his sperm and it springs a leak during an interview, so it looks like he peed himself on live TV.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/ZacStevensDNVR/status/1595094272406978570?s=20&t=ddXQk6xF4_E3HoyXqYSKLQ

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Melvin loving sucks and I'm sad Denver cut him

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Cthulu Carl posted:

the only storyline I remember is when Hayden and his wife are trying to have a baby and he's got a low sperm count, so his has to wear special cooling underwear that circulates water around his junk to keep his balls from cooking his sperm and it springs a leak during an interview, so it looks like he peed himself on live TV.
I somehow, only vaguely, remember the one where two of the main character men (I dont even remember who) have snoring problems and are seeing a professional about it. They cant sleep with all this test equipment on and are really tired and end up collapsing asleep on the same bed or something and it cures their snoring.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Trade to Cardinals demanded

https://twitter.com/cheetah/status/1595065868878217217

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

After all that Cam Akers drama they go in this direction. Rams are a chaos org.

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1595157066598912000

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Hell yeah Sam!

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1595159502936244224

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