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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Have you seen the new pokemon they have today this is ridiculous

https://twitter.com/yap_miliy/status/1594220818757976067?s=20&t=Qowdgx6cNID84Qm8XxuN8g

back when i was a kid we had 150 pokemon and were drat happy to find out there was another one when you bugged out the game

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
that thumbnail makes it look like she is going to punch her pokemon in the back of the head and I think she should be sent to her room without supper

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Hammerite posted:

that thumbnail makes it look like she is going to punch her pokemon in the back of the head and I think she should be sent to her room without supper

Pokemon abuse is rarely talked about, but a necessary issue to confront

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Look at this poo poo, everything is so sexualized nowadays

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/BmF0Ac4.jpg:nws:

when i was a kid we played pokemon purely for the love of the game, not to get our rocks off

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Nov 23, 2022

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
you can gently caress the pokemon in the new game. its necessary for progression

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i still thought there was like 150

i googled it apparently there's over 1000 now lol

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


New pokedex entry says that if you sit bare-assed on the dirt Digletts will climb up your butt and live inside you like tapeworms. Pretty hosed up

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

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escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013

dsf posted:

you can gently caress the pokemon in the new game. its necessary for progression

https://i.imgur.com/0JMpDgF.mp4

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i still thought there was like 150

i googled it apparently there's over 1000 now lol

Yeah, there have always been 1000+; they just hadn't been discovered yet back then. Now that they've been discovered, they can be found in any tall grass 50 yards from your house.

Joking aside, my boomer-adjacent opinion is that introducing new Pokemon by the hundreds just dilutes the appeal. One or two new ones per game? Sure. Fine.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

LargeHadron posted:

Yeah, there have always been 1000+; they just hadn't been discovered yet back then. Now that they've been discovered, they can be found in any tall grass 50 yards from your house.

Joking aside, my boomer-adjacent opinion is that introducing new Pokemon by the hundreds just dilutes the appeal. One or two new ones per game? Sure. Fine.

I feel like if anything, that would be a Gen-X- or millennial-adjacent opinion, considering the fact that the first Pokémon games came out in the mid-90s.

Either way, I agree.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
https://youtu.be/S1Umu7ZPbNU

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

I heard there's one that's just a set of keys

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I drew a pokemon for an SA 'let's draw every pokemon' thread once

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I drew a pokemon for an SA 'let's draw every pokemon' thread once



Owns

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Cuck-King I choose you.

Government Handjob
Nov 1, 2004

Gudbrandsglasnost
College Slice
(hoping file attachment works properly)

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Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

dsf posted:

you can gently caress the pokemon in the new game. its necessary for progression

gonna catch 6 dittos and have a gangbang with myself

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I drew a pokemon for an SA 'let's draw every pokemon' thread once



I hosed it

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i bet mr mime is nasty as gently caress in the bedroom

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Smugworth posted:

I hosed it

you're bad

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010


Like Michael Jackson bad?

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i bet mr mime is nasty as gently caress in the bedroom

Mr Mime uses finger in the butt

It’s super effective!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


You should have seen Poliwag

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I could beat a Mr. Mime in a grimy basement knife fight tbh

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Like Michael Jackson bad?

Smugworth was mentioned in Thriller, something about there being no second chance against him

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i killed all the pokemon

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I would gently caress up a pokemon like it was no big loving deal. Just kick the little gently caress. Over. Done. Make me the champion. Kick a pokemon, no remorse.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i bet mr mime is nasty as gently caress in the bedroom

Racist Mr. Mime or not? This is important.

edit: I guess that's not the racist one. lol

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Literally A Person posted:

I would gently caress up a pokemon like it was no big loving deal. Just kick the little gently caress. Over. Done. Make me the champion. Kick a pokemon, no remorse.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
There is literally a female mr mime

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I got a shiny Mr. Mime in one of them it was green and I was forced to use it because it was s h i n y at least it was in one where Mr. Mime is pretty good

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Pontificating rear end posted:

There is literally a female mr mime

i did a Google and this info is loving me up


"Mrs. Mime are very rare Psychic type Pokemon that evolve from a female Mime Jr. She is the female counterpart of Mr. Mime even though Mr. Mime can be both genders"

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Literally A Person posted:

I would gently caress up a pokemon like it was no big loving deal. Just kick the little gently caress. Over. Done. Make me the champion. Kick a pokemon, no remorse.

Look into Poliwags swirling tummy and tell me you want to do anything other than... you know...

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

back in the 30's there were only 2 pokemon--a wooden dog named 'dog' and a wooden cat named 'cat'--and you had to imagine them fighting.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
there's like a gif of the beginning amount of pokemon but transformed into "sexy femme" characters. its good uhh character design

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

there's like a gif of the beginning amount of pokemon but transformed into "sexy femme" characters. its good uhh character design

MFW
https://i.imgur.com/vBjdwXg.mp4

E:

escapegoat fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Nov 24, 2022

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Lol I saw that diglett dick glitch earlier today and was quite amused

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Horace Kinch posted:

gonna catch 6 dittos and have a gangbang with myself

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



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