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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Ten years ago today, on November 22nd, 2012 over 20 million Americans watched Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez fumble the ball against the New England Patriots in a Thanksgiving Night Game. This play, would forever become known as "the Butt Fumble."



The play was part of a 52 second sequence in which the Patriots scored a touchdown on offense, defense and special teams.

That sequence started with a wheel route to Shane Vereen.
https://i.imgur.com/tg9nZby.mp4

In the Jets ensuing possession, Mark Sanchez turned the wrong way, and unable to hand the ball off, panicked and slid into Brandon Moore's backside. The force of the collision caused Sanchez to fumble the ball. Patriots defensive back Steve Gregory was in the right spot at the right time to grab the ball on the take off untouched for a return touchdown.

https://i.imgur.com/gI0o2pv.mp4







Of course, on the kick off following Gregory's score, Joe McKnight fumbled the return and the ball popped into the air directly into the waiting arms of Julian Edelman who easily returned it for yet another Patriots touchdown.





The Patriots would go on to win the game by a score of 49-19.

On the anniversary of this special day, please enjoy this collection of various Butt Fumble related material.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YB_vYivXWg&t=1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnFXMhMBjdk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAQnJdOniCk

Sanchez talks about the play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqZM-Xc56G8

Watch the whole game!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nH-uYVvwO0

Little known Butt Fumble fact... it was the only regular season game that Welker and Edelman both caught touchdown passes.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

10!?

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Was a good day for Football and for Tom Brady. If only every day could be like that day.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
God Bless

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

futt bumble

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Please fumble my buttocks.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
I know it's been 10 years, but it does not feel like 10 years

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Nodoze posted:

I know it's been 10 years, but it does not feel like 10 years

It feels way, way longer somehow.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The single greatest sequence of events in world history. Because it’s not just the butt fumble, it’s the two series around the butt fumble of two additional follies committed by the Jets and giving up three touchdowns in like 90 seconds. It was art. We will never see the likes of it again.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It feels way, way longer somehow.

2016 to present was 37 years in real time.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Ten years ago today, on November 22nd, 2012 over 20 million Americans watched Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez fumble the ball against the New England Patriots in a Thanksgiving Night Game. This play, would forever become known as "the Butt Fumble."
Thank you for this.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
One of the biggest regrets in my life is I couldn’t see the Buttfumble live as it happened because I was working the lovely retail job I had at the time :negative:

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Nodoze posted:

I know it's been 10 years, but it does not feel like 10 years
Because the Butt Fumble is timeless.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
An honorary entry into the Butt series:

:redass:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0MRFLwTYXQ:redass:

Edit:

:butt:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPcXHjD0k30:butt:

:tutbutt::yosbutt:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqxGKMpkHU:yosbutt::tutbutt:

Nervous fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Nov 23, 2022

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I can't think of the Butt Fumble without being reminded of this song.

https://youtu.be/K0DDY299Ly4

Bum to the bum to the bum to the face, bum to the butt fumble

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Nov 23, 2022

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

fartknocker posted:

One of the biggest regrets in my life is I couldn’t see the Buttfumble live as it happened because I was working the lovely retail job I had at the time :negative:

Ten years ago I was having Thanksgiving at my cousin‘a place in Virginia and just about to start my new job. Today my family is having Thanksgiving at that same cousin’s place while I contemplate quitting and getting a new job in the same industry because the last 5 months have sucked poo poo and I don’t see it getting better.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
How has no one linked to the game day thread? It was by itself an experience.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Here's footage of the Jets going to the locker room at halftime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4xGGgz5TcI

Also here's the GDT (archives required):

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3518776

The very first Butt Fumble post:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3518776&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=157#post409851049

The thing I remember most from that play while watching it live is noted idiot announcer Cris Collinsworth making it seem like Vince Wilfork made some superhuman effort to throw his man into Sanchez's path when really Mark Sanchez is a loving idiot and ran directly into Moore's rear end. Christ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82RIfy-gRa4

haljordan fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Nov 24, 2022

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

haljordan posted:

Here's footage of the Jets going to the locker room at halftime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4xGGgz5TcI

I'm the guy shouting TEEEEBOOOOOWWWWW.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Nervous posted:

I'm the guy shouting TEEEEBOOOOOWWWWW.

I'm the guy just yelling GARBAGE over and over again

Also who can forget this guy

haljordan fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Nov 24, 2022

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Oh also my personal favorite part of the Butt Fumble is when Sanchez hits the ground, lifts his head up a bit, realizes he's lost the football and then just puts his head back on the ground in total defeat lmao this was basically the moon landing for anyone born after 1969 (also the last time the Jets won a Super Bowl was before we walked on the moon)

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It was also the day that Fireman Ed called it quits - temporarily.

quote:

During the butt fumble game, a rout of the Jets by the New England Patriots on Thanksgiving night 2012, Anzalone left the game before halftime, stating that he would no longer lead cheers at Jet games as Fireman Ed.[11] At the first game of the 2015 NFL season, Fireman Ed returned to lead cheers for the Jets.[12]

haljordan posted:

Oh also my personal favorite part of the Butt Fumble is when Sanchez hits the ground, lifts his head up a bit, realizes he's lost the football and then just puts his head back on the ground in total defeat lmao this was basically the moon landing for anyone born after 1969 (also the last time the Jets won a Super Bowl was before we walked on the moon)

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Nov 24, 2022

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



All superbowls have been before we walked on the moon.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






ESPN had to retire the Butt Fumble from the Not Top Ten because it would never, ever lose on its own

quote:

For forty consecutive weeks, each Not Top 10 finished with the Butt Fumble as the Worst of the Worst. Not only were fans still voting for it nearly ten months after it originally occurred, none of the plays that made the worst of the week before even came close to defeating it in the Worst of the Worst vote. On September 6, 2013, ESPN decided that it was time to move on from the Butt Fumble and retired the play from further Worst of the Worst consideration. A SportsCenter producer explained that it was time to "start fresh" as the 2013 NFL season began. Negandhi concluded, "Time to get some new material and years from now, when we see a really bad play, we'll say, 'But can it compare to the Butt Fumble?' That is setting a legacy." Before retiring the play, ESPN subjected it to analysis on its "Sports Science" segment. In this segment, they show how Sanchez's speed combined with the angle of impact created a force of over 1,300 pounds, well over the 125 pounds required to cause a fumble.

FORTY CONSECUTIVE WEEKS

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I remember those weekly not top tens. Every week it was so beautiful and if ESPN weren’t cowards they would have accepted the universes demands and still have the buttfumble being voted #1 to this day.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I remember those weekly not top tens. Every week it was so beautiful and if ESPN weren’t cowards they would have accepted the universes demands and still have the buttfumble being voted #1 to this day.

Imagine the very end of A.I. Artificial Intelligence where all of mankind is extinct and the world is one giant glacier but instead of Haley Joel Osment entombed in ice, the aliens find a TV playing the Butt Fumble over and over again

haljordan fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Nov 24, 2022

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

haljordan posted:

Imagine the very end of A.I. Artificial Intelligence where all of mankind is extinct and the world is one giant glacier but instead of Haley Joel Osment entombed in ice, the aliens find a TV playing the Butt Fumble over and over again

It (meaning all of human existence) will have been worth it.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Broke: Surprised this was ten years ago, how it feels like just yesterday
Woke: Surprised this was only ten years ago, now that every year feels like it lasts ten years long by itself

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

haljordan posted:

Oh also my personal favorite part of the Butt Fumble is when Sanchez hits the ground, lifts his head up a bit, realizes he's lost the football and then just puts his head back on the ground in total defeat lmao this was basically the moon landing for anyone born after 1969 (also the last time the Jets won a Super Bowl was before we walked on the moon)

It's my favorite part of that sequence too, it's the real-life equivalent of that "you can see the exact instant his heart breaks in two" joke from the Simpsons.

C-Euro fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Nov 24, 2022

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
But Fumble is the funniest sports play of all time thank you for this thread.

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