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When at a restaurant loudly say "behind!" when walking by staff members so they know you used to work at a restaurant too or respect restaurants. Personally, I also like to drop hints by using industry terms like "reso". In case you're wondering, "industry" is another good word to use.
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"Yes, Chef" hahaha anyone else watch The Bear?
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Nov 23, 2022 15:37
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When crossing a Starbucks picket line you have to meekly walk by and shrug your shoulders and say "oh I'm really sorry, I didn't know... I made a mobile order but I won't do it again and I'm in a rush sorry, I'm seriously sorry!"
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:When crossing a Starbucks picket line you have to meekly walk by and shrug your shoulders and say "oh I'm really sorry, I didn't know... I made a mobile order but I won't do it again and I'm in a rush sorry, I'm seriously sorry!" i don't remember this episode
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Nov 23, 2022 15:44
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Ask them where items in different departments are and then compliment them for knowing. If they don't know tell them they'll get it next time and smile
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Nov 23, 2022 16:26
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:"Yes, Chef" hahaha anyone else watch The Bear? "heard!"
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Nov 23, 2022 16:38
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give them cocaine
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Nov 23, 2022 16:42
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Hit as many stores/restaurants as possible on holidays. When checking out or talking to your waiters let them know that you think its unreasonable they have to work on thanksgiving/Christmas/whatever.
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Nov 23, 2022 16:59
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service industries hate the "closing tasks" because it means they're about to go home arrive 5 minutes before closing to ensure that workers can spend as much time as possible at their favorite place, work
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Nov 23, 2022 17:03
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when you see an senior person working as a walmart greeter, congratulate them and wish them to work for another 20 years since they are so good at it
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Nov 23, 2022 17:08
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always say youre looking for a million dollars, its extremely funny
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Nov 23, 2022 17:13
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I say yes chef to the chef at work mostly to bother him. Too bad we're getting a new chef who might not be cool w that
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Nov 23, 2022 17:15
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donate their tip to a charitable organization to make a difference
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Nov 23, 2022 17:16
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I like to put five dollar bills on the table and take one away after every mistake, but it's just a joke and I actually give them a good tip. They find it hilarious every time.
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Nov 23, 2022 17:24
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Badactura posted:I say yes chef to the chef at work mostly to bother him. Too bad we're getting a new chef who might not be cool w that HANDS!
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Nov 23, 2022 17:25
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When speaking to the manager after receiving a less-than-delightful customer experience, be sure to mention that you understand that the employee is doing their best so they don't get in trouble
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Nov 23, 2022 17:48
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act as if you are a Jehovah's Witness giving them religious tracts but actually slip them pamphlets about how to unionize their workplace
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Nov 23, 2022 17:58
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really queer Christmas posted:I like to put five dollar bills on the table and take one away after every mistake, but it's just a joke and I actually give them a good tip. They find it hilarious every time. I start out with 0 dollars on the table, and everytime they do something good I smile, nod my head and put a dollar on the table.
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Nov 23, 2022 18:01
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When somebody looks really busy and there's a big lineup I make a point to smile and make conversation with the person behind the counter for a few minutes, to give them a little break
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Nov 23, 2022 18:15
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I like to tip between 50 and 100 percent
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Nov 23, 2022 18:17
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precision posted:I like to tip between 50 and 100 percent mods
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Nov 23, 2022 18:25
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precision posted:I like to tip between 50 and 100 percent This is a bad idea and will just make their colleagues jealous, you should not tip at all so that owners are motivated to pay their employees better
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Nov 23, 2022 18:37
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when another customer is rude to the staff, walk over and spit in their food
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Nov 23, 2022 19:24
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I don't tip so the restaurant goes out of business faster and the server is more poor which makes them realize relying on tips is bullshit. Some people call me a hero but I'm just a normal guy fighting the good fight.
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Nov 23, 2022 19:32
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When I go to restaurants I loudly tell my server "thank christ all that mask bullshit is done. Can't believe King (insert governor here) hosed us over like that."
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Nov 23, 2022 22:50
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the guy whos always working there is definitely the owner
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Nov 23, 2022 23:07
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i don't like the service/tipping economy so i only eat at immigrant-owned restaurants where an eight-year-old takes my order
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Nov 23, 2022 23:40
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What's the recommended tip percentage for children?
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Nov 24, 2022 00:08
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Wag your hand at them and shout "garcon"
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Nov 24, 2022 00:18
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Karl Barks posted:Wag your hand at them and shout "garcon" uhm I don't think most servers would speak french and according to google translate it just means "boy" anyway so use that instead
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Nov 24, 2022 00:32
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January 6 Survivor posted:uhm I don't think most servers would speak french and according to google translate it just means "boy" anyway so use that instead Most people enjoy being called boy while being told to fetch things, highly recommend it.
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Nov 24, 2022 00:33
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i pronounce it americanishly and always get brought a pickle
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Nov 24, 2022 00:41
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I like to be mindful about local Hawaiian's opinions about tourism, which is why I call them "braddah" or "uncle" when I'm buying croissants and frozen pizzas for my vacation at the Lihue Costco so they don't think I'm encroaching on their land
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:I like to be mindful about local Hawaiian's opinions about tourism, which is why I call them "braddah" or "uncle" when I'm buying croissants and frozen pizzas for my vacation at the Lihue Costco so they don't think I'm encroaching on their land whats good cousin
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Nov 24, 2022 01:04
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doing a land acknowledgement before eating a poke bowl
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Nov 24, 2022 01:05
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epically spike your dishware onto the floor at the restaurant to save the dishwashers some extra chores
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Nov 24, 2022 01:07
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Wash your hands after making GBS threads. Normally it's for employees only so make sure to mention it at every opportunity as you share their burdens of hygiene
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Nov 24, 2022 01:09
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swallow a lit stick of dynamite and explode yourself in the middle of the dining room to entertain guests & employees
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Nov 24, 2022 01:43
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When the server asks "how is everything?" recount to them your life story and all its woes, and through sharing your struggles the two of you may find some commonality.
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give them a fake dollar that is actually an invitation to a personal relationship with our lord and savior, jesus christ
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