Video games that would make awful movies but you want to see them try

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Shadow0: Jun 16, 2008; If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.; Grimey Drawer

Ricochet

# ? Nov 23, 2022 20:30

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# ? May 6, 2024 04:48

Shadow0: Jun 16, 2008; If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.; Grimey Drawer

The Legend of Zelda: Faces of Evil and Wand of Gamelon, but only if they bring back the original animators.

# ? Nov 23, 2022 20:34

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Tetris

# ? Nov 23, 2022 20:46

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Postal

# ? Nov 23, 2022 20:47

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

# ? Nov 23, 2022 20:47

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Any of the Suikoden games. You could make good movies out of them, but you'd have to cut or combine a lot of characters and at least some of the fans would not have that.

# ? Nov 23, 2022 20:47

Shadow0: Jun 16, 2008; If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.; Grimey Drawer

# ? Nov 23, 2022 20:50

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

John C. Reilly was great as the ball though

# ? Nov 23, 2022 20:57

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Clive Barker's Jericho

# ? Nov 23, 2022 21:04

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Rarity posted:

Tetris

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_(film)

# ? Nov 23, 2022 21:13

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Edward Mass posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_(film)

This is a film about the making of Tetris. This is not a film of Tetris :colbert:

# ? Nov 23, 2022 21:14

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Rarity posted:

This is a film about the making of Tetris. This is not a film of Tetris

Is The Social Network a film of Facebook?

# ? Nov 23, 2022 21:16

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

Dr. Mario

# ? Nov 23, 2022 21:23

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

MacheteZombie posted:

Dr. Mario

hugh laurie starring

# ? Nov 23, 2022 21:26

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

That weird phone game where you run forward and make the lady's butt huge.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 00:52

banned from Starbucks: Jul 18, 2004

raid shadow legends

bubble bobble

revolution x

Skitchin

# ? Nov 24, 2022 01:49

Flying Zamboni: May 7, 2007; but, uh... well, there it is

Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game: The Movie of The Game of The Movie

# ? Nov 24, 2022 02:13

The Vosgian Beast: Aug 13, 2011; Business is slow

Qbert

# ? Nov 24, 2022 02:39

Timeless Appeal: May 28, 2006

The Warriors was a good game

# ? Nov 24, 2022 03:22

Modulo16: Feb 12, 2014; "Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Star Wars Shadow of the Empire

Horizon Zero Dawn

Saints Row

# ? Nov 24, 2022 05:07

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

Rarity posted:

Postal

# ? Nov 24, 2022 06:11

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

JK Simmons what have they done to you :negative:

# ? Nov 24, 2022 07:09

Astrochicken: Aug 13, 2007; So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

Gaspar Noe's Dark Souls

# ? Nov 24, 2022 09:24

Shadow0: Jun 16, 2008; If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.; Grimey Drawer

New seasons of the Mario Bros. TV show

Flying Zamboni posted:

Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game: The Movie of The Game of The Movie

# ? Nov 24, 2022 13:49

Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

Solitaire

# ? Nov 24, 2022 15:30

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Modulo16 posted:

Horizon Zero Dawn

Good lord they would miss the point by light years

# ? Nov 24, 2022 15:47

Asterite34: May 19, 2009

Joust, done in the style of Ridley Scott's the Last Duel

# ? Nov 24, 2022 16:19

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Katamari Damacy

# ? Nov 24, 2022 16:22

Asterite34: May 19, 2009

Denis Villeneuve's Shadow of the Beast

# ? Nov 24, 2022 16:29

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Atari 2600 games, I want Pitfall, Combat, Aventure, Night Driver, and maybe Yar�s Revenge.

# ? Nov 24, 2022 18:54

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

They made a Pitfall movie it's called Indiana Jones

# ? Nov 24, 2022 18:58

Budzilla: Oct 14, 2007; We can all learn from our past mistakes.

Close Range.

# ? Nov 25, 2022 09:55

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

Astrochicken posted:

Gaspar Noe's Dark Souls

Lol hell yeah

# ? Nov 25, 2022 18:35

Joakim Brecht: Aug 20, 2013

Pathologic by Bela Tarr

# ? Nov 25, 2022 18:45

RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Halo because I haven't learned my lesson from the show

# ? Nov 25, 2022 19:41

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

Shadow of the Colossus

# ? Nov 26, 2022 01:21

IShallRiseAgain: Sep 12, 2008; Well ain't that precious?

Legacy of Kain.

# ? Nov 26, 2022 01:59

Automatic Slim: Jul 1, 2007

Vampire the Masquerade

Duke Nukem

# ? Nov 26, 2022 04:38

Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

Lemmings

# ? Nov 26, 2022 05:28

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# ? May 6, 2024 04:48

Babaduck: Apr 30, 2022

For years I've been surprised they haven't done a Sims movie yet. It's a game with recognition and appeal to a wide range of demographics. Just steal from Toy Story/ Truman Show / Lego Movie / Whatever the hell happens in Free Guy, and throw in some SNL members and you got at least a moderate success.

# ? Nov 26, 2022 15:16

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