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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Poland seem really bad

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
the Saudis loved that Herve team talk so much they want another one

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
looks like a pen to me

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
nobody can score pens in this wc except ronaldo and messi

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
expand var to include giving yellows for diving imo

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

TDepressionEarl posted:

Wojciech "Kenny" Szczesny joins Ochoa and who else? in the World Cup penalty save club

courtois :negative:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
give us a live feed from the saudi dressing room

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Renard means fox

drat his tight white shirt and boy band hair

and Herve means "bright iron" so his name translates to "Bright Iron Fox" which is pretty accurate

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
should've been like 5 goals in this match

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

sad question posted:

Saudi coach looks like a guy in the movie who wants to demolish local community center and the underdogs have to gather the money to save it

actually he looks like the cover model for a book about finding love in the desert

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Shrapnig posted:

Where's the lie?

POV: you're an attractive but unlucky in love thirty-something woman who takes a holiday at an unspecified desert resort to find yourself

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
somebody put a big cartoon magnet behind the polish goal and it pushes away all the shots

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Al-Soccer

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
poland winning is good because it's good for groups to still be wide open on the third matchday

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Al-Saqr posted:

If we lose to the loving polish of all people I will poo poo my pants and walk into the sea

???

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
wow, nice one Schmeichel

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Drunk Canuck posted:

Too many people here defending the crimes of the Kingdom of Denmark :colbert:

No Knut November

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
thassa nice goal

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Allez les Danes

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
almost got kicked in the head on the way in too

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

ozmunkeh posted:

it will never not be funny that calamity lloris has a world cup winners medal

World Cup winning captain, no less

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
show us the CGI fifa

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

TheRat posted:

If that's not offside, that's incredible movement

based on the replay, incredible movement

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

skasion posted:

Can we get a dick angle measurement in here

FIFA 23 HyperMotion2 replay but it's just showing the angle and speed of Mbappe's dick

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
had to dig deep for that win, impressive stuff

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Ochoa is eating something and also looks on the verge of tears in the tunnel

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
im the guy giving the ref a cheeky wink and thumbs up

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lol at two players running into each other and both diving

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
a game like this is crying out for Mascherano to just wreck some people

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

TheRat posted:

You've seen him plenty of times, you know he'd be one of the worst of the bunch.

he would epitomize this match because he would go straight through somebody from behind and then collapse as if his eye had been poked out

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
liquid football

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Lasagna Pilot posted:

Every time I turn my head from Ohio State v Michigan I see an Argentinian rolling around in pain on the ground

sometimes there's no contact and sometimes a player has been kicked in the face and the beauty of football is that you can't tell which is which

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
*anakin skywalker voice* now THIS is football!

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Mexico are completely neutralising Messi

idk how he's been doing in France but I think maybe Messi doesn't have the pace anymore to outrun a team that just wants to kick the poo poo out of him

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Nystral posted:

During the penalty kick after the yellow card against Argentina why did one Argentine player lay on the ground behind the wall of Argentina players who jumped up?

Is there a chance that the ball will stay on the ground and the player is seeking to block that avenue?

it's cause Ronaldinho did this once:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aE5Kf_Ky0Q

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
that's a proper Messi goal, no penalty bullshit

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

paddyboat posted:

each of these poo poo teams has one (1) shot on goal

tbf those two shots were fully sick

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
this is the Argentina I remember: 89 minutes of poo poo and one Messi wondergoal

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