Qatar Day 9: Last day with a long-ass schedule

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poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

8 teams will want to win their matches today

they are
cameroon v serbia
s korea v ghana
brazil v switzerland
portugoal v urugoaly

# ? Nov 28, 2022 10:56

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# ? May 5, 2024 03:08

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

poty posted:

portugoal v urugoaly

The shithousery playoff

# ? Nov 28, 2022 10:57

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

We will use this thread, come on the indomitable lions

# ? Nov 28, 2022 10:57

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Cool running games side by side rest of the week oops.

# ? Nov 28, 2022 10:58

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

the sex ghost posted:

We will use this thread, come on the indomitable lions

I was about to solicit fifa style bribes for posting in one thread over the other

# ? Nov 28, 2022 10:59

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

i'm a korean swiss uruguayan

cameroon and serbia? never heard of them

# ? Nov 28, 2022 10:59

TDepressionEarl: Oct 28, 2010; I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

sebzilla posted:

It's MD9 and the last time this tournament we're getting the joys of four games at different timeslots. From tomorrow we go into simultaneous pairs of matches to stop any fuckery. Thanks Germany/Austria in 1982, you're why we can't have nice things.

We've got

Cameroon - Serbia
South Korea - Ghana
Brazil - Switzerland
Portugal - Uruguay

Some tasty match-ups between big teams for sure.

Apparently the Cameroon keeper has been dropped for refusing to play a less intense sweeper-keeper role so that's fun.

Bloody hell it's kick-off time get the football on lads and lasses aaaaaaaaaaarghhh

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:02

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

12 seconds for the first soulfreezing howl oh god that knee is not supposed to do that is it

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:02

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Posting in support of Cameroon keeper Onana who's been dropped for being Too Cool For School and doing sick sweeper-keeper things when the fusty old dean Rigobert Song wants him to stay in the penalty area like some kind of loving square.

Justice for Andre

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:03

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

TDepressionEarl posted:

phwoar now thats an op

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:03

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

Ok looks like he's fine

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:03

fridge corn: Apr 2, 2003; NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN

Portuguese speaking teams will win today

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:05

TDepressionEarl: Oct 28, 2010; I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

sebzilla posted:

Posting in support of Cameroon keeper Onana who's been dropped for being Too Cool For School and doing sick sweeper-keeper things when the fusty old dean Rigobert Song wants him to stay in the penalty area like some kind of loving square.

Justice for Andre

empty net box to box keepers 4life

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:08

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

cameroon's anthem game was stronger than serbia's, so i'm rooting for them

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:10

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

oof, unlucky for mitro

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:11

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

ooof

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:12

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

The Serbian fans look like cyberpunk NPCs

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:12

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

very cool and collected from mitrovic

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:13

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

I'm doing the mitrovic celebration as we speak

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:18

TDepressionEarl: Oct 28, 2010; I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

beaned his teammate with a clearance that cameroon back lmao

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:18

L.H.O.O.Q.: Jan 3, 2013

Would love for the lions to win but they look shook

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:18

LochNessMonster: Feb 3, 2005; I need about three fitty

That should�ve gone in.

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:18

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Ban Mitro for not burying that comedy sequence

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:18

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Computer janitor needed, goon time to shine

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:23

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

the fix is in the ref's equipment

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:23

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

good peripheral vision to grab the face while looking the other way like that

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:25

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

DID YOU SEE THAT? HE TOUCHED HIM

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:25

TDepressionEarl: Oct 28, 2010; I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

Nico Nkoulou is a good name for an athlete

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:26

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

we love aleksandar mitrović don't we folks.

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:26

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

All this over-the-top screaming is really off putting. You don't have to sound like you're about to die every time someone goes near you.

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:27

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

Lmao. Arm touched chest, centreback goes down clutching face instead of helping his team defend. Very tactical.

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:29

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

that's a fucken golazo!!! let's go the 'roon

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:29

LochNessMonster: Feb 3, 2005; I need about three fitty

Nice play from Cameroon there!

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:29

TDepressionEarl: Oct 28, 2010; I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

TheRat posted:

Lmao. Arm touched chest, centreback goes down clutching face instead of helping his team defend. Very tactical.

Jean-Charles Castelletto appalled by the lack of stoppage when he performs for his foul so now he will stop play so you can watch him perform his celebration.

# ? Nov 28, 2022 11:30