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LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


That was risky from the Serbian GK

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
The Joe Lumley "where the gently caress is the keeper going" award

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Get this: Misstrovic

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Yellow carded on the bench.

LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


karmicknight posted:

The Joe Lumley "where the gently caress is the keeper going" award

Would’ve fit this match well if that had gone sideways

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

karmicknight posted:

The Joe Lumley "where the gently caress is the keeper going" award

5+ metres out of his box and he's still waving arms at it wtf

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Serbia, realising the trends of this WC, have decided to become added time specialists.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


John Hartson there about two foot taller than the other two in the studio

Maybe consider giving them chairs

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

TDepressionEarl posted:

physically impossible to park a bus in the first half

No Asian teams playing rn OP

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
That's a phwoar

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
welp

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Cameroon looked baffled there. At least three Serbians had a chance to score there and the time to play rock paper scissors over who gets credit.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
God drat it

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Decent team goal

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Cameron would have not wanted to score that first goal so early. Got Serbia all fired up.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Lions looking pretty domitable right now

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


The play even started on a Cameroon throw-in: not enough got back after the steal and how do you possibly have attackers outnumber defenders when you were just in a stoppage of play.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

So Onana got banished from the Cameroon squad and it turns out their backup keeper is very bad.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

the serbians saw the red colours of the celebrating cameeronians and realised that their true enemies albania were actually occupying the bodies of cameroon

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Shrapnig posted:

So Onana got banished from the Cameroon squad and it turns out their backup keeper is very bad.

Still plenty of time for the incredibly dashing-looking manager to grow his heart three sizes, and to concede that maybe his starting goalkeeper André Onana is correct to play sweeper keeper because otherwise Cameroon has no sweeper.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

What a beautiful goal that was, though it really was only possible due to the terrible positioning of Cameroon. The goalie came too far out and nobody dropped back to stand in goal for him

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


It's objectively good that your backs score goals, so maybe also it's also good that your goalie is a back.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i have to be honest i dont think cameroon is going to win the world cup

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Maybe have a shot there

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

TDepressionEarl posted:

It's objectively good that your backs score goals, so maybe also it's also good that your goalie is a back.

Back on the bench!!!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Goalies should be free to roam as they please, not chained to their cage.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Sick chip, shame it was offside

e: no it's good. wow

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
goalazo!!!

this game just got interesting

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
On on on on

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

sebzilla posted:

Sick chip, shame it was offside

i come from the future with good news

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


:d:

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


webmeister posted:

i come from the future with good news

thank you webmeister

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
That imo was offside but also good for the ‘roons so I like it

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


this game owns

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

It's a shame Serbia's keeper doesn't wear 1 or we could be getting some real Route 1 football from him if he plays long with those weird crests they have around their numbers

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


The rest of today's games have got a lot to live up to tbh, this is ace

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Imagine thinking a lion could be domitable, smh

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
lmao no loving way

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

What on earth

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

this is the biggest collapse ive seen since yugoslavia

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