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Mebh posted:https://twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/status/1598335186940227584 Ive been mulling for a while if I could post that vox pops like this are fake as gently caress no matter the left or right. They only choose the ones that agree with the makers point. You have 4-5 gammons here, completely gammon mad and brain worms. Guaranteed click bait winner. How many others were interviewed and poo poo on the conservatives or said they would vote labour.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2022 03:23 |
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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-63788730 Peanut allergies: Parents worry after Palforzia drug sales flop Oh, its the PARENTS that are worrying a $500 dollar drug isn't selling. The parents. Not the drug company, its the PARENTS quote:But the drug seems to have flopped commercially after lower-than-expected uptake among doctors, according to Nestlé. Why are Nestle in this, maybe its due to the nuts in their sweets and... quote:Just two years after packaged-food giant Nestlé bought the manufacturer of Palforzia They own it. But its the PARENTS that are worried that they cant find $500 medicine handy. FFS at least make an effort to cover up the paid for articles.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2022 01:08 |
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Rarity posted:Southgate's boys are gonna win the World Cup and everyone will be so proud that Israel agree to free Palestine and Putin pulls out of Ukraine and Rishi says sorry and lets Corbs be in charge and James Corden's late night chat show gets cancelled Good news on that last one, hes stopping it last time I heard.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2022 00:19 |
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Tarnop posted:Relevant to earlier chat (and the ongoing topic of Labour being dogshit) Yeah, good luck with that. Lot of corps use them for their work at home people. Tomberforce posted:Thought I was fairly internet desensitized but goddamn the documentary on C4 tonight Didn't they do that like 20 years ago? I remember the big hullabaloo about it.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 01:23 |
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Just found out the local council in my home town in NI won't put on any christmas lights, tree or have a Santa appear in the town. Which is a first for decades, they have done it since the 60s. Instead the local businesses are grouping together to do a mini version Turns out there is no money for them, anyone elses local town having the same? happyhippy fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Dec 7, 2022 |
# ¿ Dec 7, 2022 01:17 |
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Its so cold the dog piss streaks on the street are death traps. Saw someone near fall due to one.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2022 21:01 |
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:Found what must have been frozen rabbit piss this morning, up the hill where I walk my dog. Tasted like carrots?
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2022 21:44 |
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Guavanaut posted:These days... Well it is hard to stick flares up your bum sober.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2022 13:18 |
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Warmbanks and hubs will be outlawed when Rishi classifies all groups more than three people as a protest.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2022 14:30 |
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Payndz posted:"I always loved to make models when I was a boy. The exactness, the attention to every conceivable detail..." "No Prime Minister, this is the exact size £50 billion will get you. It should be ready 2085"
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2022 14:48 |
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Only got access to my meter recently after 10 years. In a block of apartments, and all the electricity meters for the 8 of us are in one place. As it was locked up by the landlord, for privacy and security, and if we wanted a reading he would send us a pic of our meter and so see none of the others. But recently he just went 'gently caress it' and its open for us all to gawk at. And its weird the differences between us. I live alone, and I know there are more in more apartments, but poo poo some of them must running weed farms as well as bitcoin rigs with how vastly more they use.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2022 18:17 |
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Guavanaut posted:Also reminded that my nan used to sew gators and snakes with button eyes out of all the old trousers and towels for draught excluders, stuffed with newspaper. These were a 'fad' back in the 70s in Ireland, everyone had them and were making them. My gran had a really draughty house, so had a few of these about the place, and as a 2yo at the time I would be loudly swore at if I moved them BUT I WANTED TO PLAY WITH THEM
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2022 10:15 |
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Is it too late to get a PPE contract, Edward has been on the internet machine again.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2022 12:27 |
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Are these from Viz?
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2022 13:09 |
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fuctifino posted:Sadly not. It's a facebook group called 'Pointless Letters' that archives the best of ridiculous letters in national and local newspapers Unless there is another Richard Jeffrey in Buckden, the fucker is an executive director of an investment firm. So complete shithead, no wonder he doesn't care. FYGM
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2022 14:36 |
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DesperateDan posted:Small dilemma IMO leave it and mention it to him next time you order something.. It's a small godsend for him that he could place it inside and save him a minute or two, no doubt has 1000000000 more to deliver today.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2022 15:04 |
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kecske posted:what could be more traditionally british than a balding fat man banging a drum slapping their own stretch marked bellies
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2022 22:12 |
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We stopped caring about wrapping paper years ago, so dont bother. gently caress, the most we would do is take of the price tag and change the bag it was bought in to a plain one so you couldn't tell where it was bought. Sorta said story, had some cousins that were babies at the time, and mum bought them presents, wrapped them, and sat there waiting for them to call to collect them. We didn't know at the time that their father/mother were hating/jealous of us for something else going on in the family, so the toys were not collected. They sat in our loft for 5 years until the next set of kids were of the right age to use them. Just tore the wrapping paper off it and they looked brand new, and gave it.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2022 11:35 |
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Watching Star Wars Holiday Special. Itchy and Lumpy.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2022 16:59 |
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Jedit posted:The poo poo Tory rag posted: Only Kindness posted:Nothing in Britain works anymore? Been watching a few GB News videos on YT the last few days, and they aren't voting Tory any longer. Its all ReformUK in the comments. The Tories aren't cruel enough for the gammons of GBNews any more. And seeing Farage is on GBNews playing armchair general and captain hindsight every day on it, all the gammons think hes a prophet and new leader. Hes proclaiming Britain isn't working, but it hasn't even been a year since he was doing shows all over the gammon enclaves in a fake pub setting, saying how swell Brexit was going for everyone.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2022 10:20 |
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Covid chat. Our company christmas party was Thursday a week ago. Some gently caress came loaded up with it, didn't tell anyone. I work two days in the office, came in two days ago. There is a team who are always there, and strange none of them are in for both days. Got poked outside work chat asking why I was in the office. Work seems have decided to totally ignore it and not tell anyone. Everyone for themselves, gently caress going in for the next few weeks.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2022 10:37 |
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Butcher: What do you mean you want our biggest turkey. Boy: But Mr Scrooge told us to go buy him one! Butcher: The Mr Scrooge, the guy who hasn't spent a penny the last 80 years. Boy: Thats him. Butcher: Likely story, now get the gently caress out you little poo poo!
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2022 13:33 |
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Scrooge decided to hire a local priest to exorcise his place. Now knowing one of Cracthit's kids will die soon, meaning he will have no home distractions and one less mouth to feed/clothe, Scrooge can cut his pay and make him work longer. The new year is looking good for old Ebb.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2022 14:02 |
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TACD posted:On a different note, I found a box full of old videogame manuals in my parents' attic (mostly PC and NES)— is there a specific collector's site or anything I should use to give them to somebody who'll value them? Somebody on the Discord already mentioned checking if they're on the internet archive which I'll do first. Could be, boxes of games from the 80s can go for a lock of quid each. Instruction manuals are rarer so may be worth a few quid. Havent a clue where to start though sorry.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2022 17:33 |
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/GregHands/status/1606580838342176769 loving hell. What is this in pig total, probably not even 30000 pigs.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2022 21:15 |
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Maxi Jazz died. gently caress
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2022 21:38 |
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Brother got our dog a new bed and a new toy, a walrus. He placed the Walrus on the bed for the dog to find. Dog loves bed, but picked up toy and winged it away, then brought his old toy onto it. Dog and old toy now watching mum make dinner.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2022 15:20 |
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All cooing and awwing like a loving zoo. Next nonce parade at 4.15pm
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2022 17:54 |
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Sorry to hear Clarence.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2022 17:11 |
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Timmy doesn't get to do his homework until he does his chores, worlds 6 to 8 of Super Mario World, and then clears the Water Temple in Zelda 64.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2022 12:47 |
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Microplastics posted:Look I went through my adolescence with completely unsupervised access to the Internet and I turned out fine, except for all my hosed up fetishes Timmy, its time for 'the talk'. Basically Timmy, xhamster is better than brazzers and pornhub.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2022 13:13 |
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The LEGO series looks to be good for young kids to mess about with. Humble Bundle was selling nine for like 10 quid recently, so thought why not and got it.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2022 13:42 |
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Kegluneq posted:Raising my kids to play the same games I did growing up was something I would joke about, but it doesn't really hold up. Games like Minecraft are objectively better than anything I played in the pre-Windows era and the 3d adventure games have mostly aged like poo. Dammit Timmy you WILL type in this Basic program from a magazine I once got back in 1984.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2022 14:25 |
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Gorn Myson posted:One of the DC Lego games plays the John Williams theme every time you fly as Superman, so its worth it alone for imo Playing Marvel Super Heroes for the first time from the bundle I mentioned. And there is a free roam city you can romp about in. And I think every hero has a random citizen line getting name wrong, I think its hilarious. "Oh hey, its Admiral America." "Oh hey, its Tin Man." "Oh hey, its Spider Boy."
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2022 14:28 |
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Shyrka posted:I loving lolled at this. Laugh now sure. But I bet you in 20 years there will be studies done on how us the boomers of that time have above average reaction times and alertness than previous boomer generations. All down to twitch shooters and such we have been playing now for decades.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2022 22:55 |
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Dabir posted:I play video games all the time and my reaction times, reflexes and hand eye coordination suck rear end You will be the one that we get to make the tea in the old folks home we will all be in.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2022 23:48 |
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andyf posted:Presumably with some novel-esque game manuals inside and 300 floppy disks (pre CD days). Totally. My 6-7 year old mind got blown reading the Elite story that came with the game that explained the game universe. It was something about aliens having sweet smelling sweat which just had me agog.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2022 16:42 |
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Boxes were for 5.5 inch floppies, and never really shrunk down for the 3.5 ones.
happyhippy fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Dec 29, 2022 |
# ¿ Dec 29, 2022 16:49 |
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Peace & Quiet == FOREIGNERS!
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2022 17:03 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Again this is something of a sore spot for me, because I love gaming, and it loving sucks on a whole other level to really be enjoying a game, and then just get to that one point you can't get past - especially when there's no difficulty to lower or accessibility options to switch. Totally understand this, personally I'm an achievement hunter and try to 100% games (30k+ ach points in WoW and rising so far), but there are some games that I will happily just go 'gently caress no', not worth the bother for the bullshit they coded. Your example there is a good one, a QTE, is just a timing changer between difficulties, and sure thats complete bullshit when its not evident when you will be doing it. AI difficulty is the same. Most AI implementations will have one value that ranges from 0-1 (0-100%) for combat, and the higher it is, the more easier it hits you. Easy mode will be 0.1, Insane Nightmare, 0.9 or 1.0. And gently caress games that do this, as you need different tactics for even 0.9 to 1.0 where they hit you before you come around the corner. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Dec 29, 2022 |
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