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mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
https://twitter.com/charlieo_conn/status/1598399100457811999?s=61&t=MZmQF3g6CC6BIm49z_D8xQ

God Jack Edwards sucks; I’m glad Maroon and the Lightning were able to find some positive out of it.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
they can both suck



hell I hope they fight more

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Fat Pat Strikes Back :dukedog:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/BroadStBull/status/1598393936854528000

and I expect my posts to improve but buddy lemme tell ya!!!!

QuasiQuack
Jun 13, 2010

Ducks hockey baybee

Shinjobi posted:

I feel bad for Klingberg on the Ducks.


His agent sucked absolute rear end, God drat

Guy's been scratched the last two games. You should feel bad for the ducks instead, having that pylon on their roster.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

QuasiQuack posted:

Guy's been scratched the last two games. You should feel bad for the ducks instead, having that pylon on their roster.

I will feel bad for the Ducks well after I'm dead and buried

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


DJExile posted:

https://twitter.com/BroadStBull/status/1598393936854528000

and I expect my posts to improve but buddy lemme tell ya!!!!

As a fan of a team who had Risto on the top pairing for years because, “he could play big minutes,” I can tell you that you have some exciting days ahead!

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

I always love statements like "five points out" like it's some nothing amount. Sure it's three wins, if no one ahead of you or behind you wins over that same stretch which is almost impossible given most games are in conference. Even with a really good run of play and everyone in front of you turning to garbage, it can be expected to take at least 10-12 games to make up that differential. Unless you have literally played a significant number of games fewer than everyone else, five points is a huge gap to overcome.

Statements like that are just the final attempt by management to wring some fan interest out of a long deceased season.

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Sucks that Alex Formenton has all but been named as one of the HC 2018 assault players, guy was really fast and a good pker. Apparently the asking price was a 2nd and every team passed, which makes me happy

Good riddance you sick bastard

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
The bad news:

https://twitter.com/DenisGorman/status/1598338587937873921

Hudson Fasching and Cole Bardreau? Them dudes is not good. Hope Palms and Clutter heal up soon, loving hell.

The good news:

https://twitter.com/NYIslanders/status/1598417904336109569

PUPPIES

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Man, Clutterbuck looks like he's 50

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

ThinkTank posted:

I always love statements like "five points out" like it's some nothing amount. Sure it's three wins, if no one ahead of you or behind you wins over that same stretch which is almost impossible given most games are in conference. Even with a really good run of play and everyone in front of you turning to garbage, it can be expected to take at least 10-12 games to make up that differential. Unless you have literally played a significant number of games fewer than everyone else, five points is a huge gap to overcome.

Statements like that are just the final attempt by management to wring some fan interest out of a long deceased season.

I get your meaning, but there is like half a season left.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/Aportzline/status/1598376689716891669

Probably best for Tarasov to go to Cleveland and build experience on a more competitive team. He's looked good this season and was rocking a .942 across the last two games (W vs. Florida, SOL vs. Vegas).

I just want to watch Patty sock Johnny Gaudreau-fed dingers and donate to the homeless in the process at this point, damnit.

e- https://twitter.com/sarah____kent/status/1596565588100665344

Maybe the CBJ will get the losing out of their system after seeing another Ohio team expected to win get pantsed in person. (Though I guess Blankenburg was alright with the outcome, but he was playing well anyway.)

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Dec 1, 2022

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
3/4s more like. But also the Flyers are really bad and while they're 5 points from the Pens in the last WC slot...there are 5 teams in front of the Flyers (2 of which are Metro teams) and it is also worth pointing out that sure they're 'only' 5 points from the last Wild Card slot they are also 'only' 5 points from plumbing the depths of the eastern conference basement with 2 teams below them.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Torts just called Chuck and the front office the gently caress out lmao


https://twitter.com/thelibertyyell/status/1598399074008530946?s=46&t=eeVzroLqYXxlIVFBZo1Z6g

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


DJExile posted:

Torts just called Chuck and the front office the gently caress out lmao


https://twitter.com/thelibertyyell/status/1598399074008530946?s=46&t=eeVzroLqYXxlIVFBZo1Z6g

It’s not a true hockey season unless Torts is coaching a team.

:allears:

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Since Fletcher had no say in hiring Torts is he even able to fire him? What a mess that team has been post-Snider

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Cartoon Man posted:

It’s not a true hockey season unless Torts is coaching a team.

:allears:

:hellyeah:

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
It’s true. The lightning have used the “win multiple cups” gimmick and it’s been a success.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

DJExile posted:

Torts just called Chuck and the front office the gently caress out lmao


https://twitter.com/thelibertyyell/status/1598399074008530946?s=46&t=eeVzroLqYXxlIVFBZo1Z6g

:lol: good poo poo

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I get your meaning, but there is like half a season left.

And the Flyers have effectively no chance of making the playoffs despite "only" being five points out. The standings are a cruel mirage.

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

God I hate Alex Tuch. Don't get me wrong I would love him if he was on the Avs, but as it stands now I can't stand his stupid face.

Spelling Mitsake
Oct 4, 2007

Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.

Koopa Kid posted:

Sens called up Zaitsev, which is notable to me because I didn’t realize he was actually playing in the AHL :lol: Lou doesn’t get enough poo poo for how bad that contract is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIxiCysYzpc&t=33s

Even Don knew it.

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Thirty-one and a half million dollars! Dude had 4 goals and 36 points, gotta lock that up

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Pens comeback win on the back of *checks score sheet* 2 Kasperi Kapanen points one of which was the game winning goal. I'm just going to go sit in the corner and stare at the wall a bit.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
That'll buy him another 4 months of drifting through shifts like a restless ghost

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Kapanen can be a useful player when he plays hard and moves his feet. Just needs to use that speed.

Still a dumb contract etc who cares he's not going anywhere so just hope he plays well while he's here.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Ginette Reno posted:

Kapanen can be a useful player when he plays hard and moves his feet. Just needs to use that speed.

Still a dumb contract etc who cares he's not going anywhere so just hope he plays well while he's here.

They need to Clockwork Orange him with Hagelin tape.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Tyler Bertuzzi is going on injured reserve after taking a shot off his hand for the second time this season. Someone do something with this, it's late and I'm too tired

VOTE1
Aug 23, 2007

I hope Demko’s injury means the Canucks can get back to tanking (even if he wad accidentally helping a bit) without getting Bruce fired.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

tinstaach posted:

Tyler Bertuzzi is going on injured reserve after taking a shot off his hand for the second time this season. Someone do something with this, it's late and I'm too tired

Well we know he hasn't taken any shots in the arm at least.

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

https://twitter.com/DimFilipovic/status/1598528819618803712

he can shoot this good forever right

please say right

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

A multi-billion dollar conglomerate seeking to access previously untapped demographics is free market capitalism in action. Rather than seeing the NHL's actions as such he calls it an assault on 'traditional fans.' It's all a dog whistle for his white supremacist views. gently caress him. :fuckoff::

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

Canucks are no longer giving up multi-goal leads...that's good, right?


(by going behind by multiple goals in the first period).

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
https://twitter.com/CJTDevil/status/1598513138323935232

Bahl can be a valuable NHL d-man and I hope the Devils don't gently caress it up to carry around Brendan Smith for the next two years

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Seeing Kevin Bahl’s name will always be a funny reminder that the Coyotes traded for Taylor Hall lol, John Chayka sucked rear end

e: Binnington got laid out tonight after trying to be an rear end in a top hat rules

https://twitter.com/bradytrett/status/1598526415171104769?s=46&t=qpHxqr7yH5ZiJXwkeDcV7Q

The Dirty Burger fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Dec 2, 2022

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
https://twitter.com/simmerpuck/status/1598560464799436800?s=21

gg boudreau

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

The Dirty Burger posted:


e: Binnington got laid out tonight after trying to be an rear end in a top hat rules

https://twitter.com/bradytrett/status/1598526415171104769?s=46&t=qpHxqr7yH5ZiJXwkeDcV7Q

pump it into my veins

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

The Dirty Burger posted:

Seeing Kevin Bahl’s name will always be a funny reminder that the Coyotes traded for Taylor Hall lol, John Chayka sucked rear end

e: Binnington got laid out tonight after trying to be an rear end in a top hat rules

https://twitter.com/bradytrett/status/1598526415171104769?s=46&t=qpHxqr7yH5ZiJXwkeDcV7Q

Lol why would you ever try to hit Jordan Staal? He's just about the thickest dude in the NHL

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fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



ThinkTank posted:

And the Flyers have effectively no chance of making the playoffs despite "only" being five points out. The standings are a cruel mirage.

The difference between the Flyers and WC2 is .438 and .583 P%

Or in terms of point pace, 72 points and 96 points.

For Philly to reach 96 points they'd have to play .647 P% for the rest of the season (a 106-point pace) -- or about what Carolina has done so far.

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