2023 NFL Draft Thread

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I was just thinking today that if you're someone who gives any advice to CJ Stroud or Bryce Young you can't let them play for the Texans.

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

THIS_IS_FINE posted:

Are there likely to be any QBs taken in the top 5 this year?

There will always be teams who will talk themselves into taking a QB.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2022 21:46

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Diva Cupcake posted:

I really wanted Watson. Instead we chose a safety.

Turns out we both were wrong lol

# ¿ Dec 14, 2022 17:26

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Diva Cupcake posted:

I know. Fiz also had a comment that he's too small to survive and now Watson is like 6'3" 220 and compared to like Bryce Young who is maybe 5'11" 200 and expected to go #1 overall. The discourse is pretty funny in restrospect.

Also the sexpest thing.

QB size discourse is so different now. It doesn't seem to matter at all anymore....

# ¿ Dec 14, 2022 17:39

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

SKULL.GIF posted:

There's been a lot of QB protection rules and changes between 2017 and today.

That is more true for QBs who run the ball on designed plays. I still think smaller QBs even like Wilson and Mayfield have trouble seeing over the line and get more passes knocked down that your league avg QB.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2022 17:46

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1630234760365887490

I would be shocked if this dude isn't a very good pro.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2023 17:56

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Amy Pole Her posted:

It�s more that there are nuances involved that most of TFF don�t care to learn and it becomes really frustrating to read. And there�s no room for specific nuance here - people will jump all over you. It�s like reading mcmagics opinions on contract law

lol @ me catching strays in this thread I hardly ever post in.

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Are there no good receivers or TEs there?

Fair altho the main difference there is mcmagic�s opinions seem crafted in a lab to provide maximum entertainment to non AFCE/Jets fans

all the AFCE posters love me.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 21:09

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/1651356459349733376

The Mannings get veto power over Colts draft picks? lol

# ¿ Apr 27, 2023 00:01

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

fsif posted:

What's next? They going to have say over who they want as head coach?

That worked out well

# ¿ Apr 27, 2023 00:07

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

Saw Seattle WITHOUT Richardson at five? 😡

Scrolled down and saw Seattle DRAFTED Richardson at 20! 😊

I feel like any team drafting Richardson over Carter should have their team taken away from them.

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Richardson never killed anyone

Carter didn't kill anyone either. He was just doing something really dumb that got someone killed. Big difference lol.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2023 03:28

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